Men ARE smarter than women

[ODB]

One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.

Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't feel like
it, I just want you to hold me."

I said, "WHAT??!! What was that?!"

So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear...

"You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man."

She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.

The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, "Lets get a pair for each outfit."

We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis.

I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey." She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, "I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier."

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel like it."

Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, "WHAT?"

I then said, "Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman."

And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?"

Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....but at least that bitch knows I'm smarter than her.

[Tiffiny]

good one lol

[Joker Instituted]

thats alsome, well not for you i guess. but yeah they want money to buy shit and we just want a little bit of fun every so often that dont cost a thing. hope you didnt have to sleep on the couch for that one. rep'ed.

[ODB]

Originally Posted by Joker Instituted

thats alsome, well not for you i guess. but yeah they want money to buy shit and we just want a little bit of fun every so often that dont cost a thing. hope you didnt have to sleep on the couch for that one. rep'ed.

nah man..I never sleep on the couch...............I make her sleep on the couch...but I do throw the pillow at her and wish her a good night....That's my fucking bed....

no pussy??? get the fuck outta' my bed.

[GNs-r-slow]

Ive told my wife "dont play around with the ass"
If a woman dont cook, clean, provide and service theres no room in my house
Some say, yeah right! Ive been married once before and I learned from my mistakes
Remeber 50/50, hey they fought for it!

[ShakinIt]

[Sippi]

Originally Posted by ShakinIt

I was wondering if anyone would notice?

[mustangman101]

funny shit...rep 4 ya