Racism hurt!

**topher469** · 11-23-2007, 10:25 PM

Everyone is in a hurry to scream "racism" these days!

"In what aisle could I find the Polish sausage?"

The clerk looks at him and says, "Are you Polish?"

The guy (clearly offended) says, "Well, yes I am. But let me ask you something.

If I had asked for Italian sausage would you ask me if I was Italian?

Or if I had asked for German bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?

Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?

Or if I had asked for a Taco would you ask if I was Mexican? Would you? Would you?"

The clerk says, "Well, no!"

"If I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?"

"Well, I probably wouldn't!"

With deep self-righteous indignation, the guy says, "Well then, why did you ask me if I'm Polish because I asked for Polish sausage?"

The clerk replies, "Because you're in Home Depot."

**shinysideup** · 11-23-2007, 11:35 PM

Lame

blacksheep-1 · 11-23-2007, 11:39 PM

I find humor in that even though some people will find it politically incorrect. But screw them. Being your basic southern redneck, just a notch above white trash, descendent of dead european white guys, feel free to poke fun at me. It doesn't bother me, sometimes it's even funny and I'll laugh along with you. As for the rest of you hyphenated americans, I think ya'll should lighten up a little.

**topher469** · 11-24-2007, 08:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shinysideup

Lame

didn't know you were polish??

Adrenalin · 11-24-2007, 09:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by topher469

didn't know you were polish??

ROFL!

11-23-2007, 10:25 PM	#1 (permalink)
topher469 BillionClub Member BISHES Car: 2001 SVT Lightning !! YEAH My TRGarage St. Petersburg : 2147483647	Racism hurt! Everyone is in a hurry to scream "racism" these days! "In what aisle could I find the Polish sausage?" The clerk looks at him and says, "Are you Polish?" The guy (clearly offended) says, "Well, yes I am. But let me ask you something. If I had asked for Italian sausage would you ask me if I was Italian? Or if I had asked for German bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German? Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish? Or if I had asked for a Taco would you ask if I was Mexican? Would you? Would you?" The clerk says, "Well, no!" "If I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?" "Well, I probably wouldn't!" With deep self-righteous indignation, the guy says, "Well then, why did you ask me if I'm Polish because I asked for Polish sausage?" The clerk replies, "Because you're in Home Depot."

11-23-2007, 11:35 PM	#2 (permalink)
shinysideup gone fishin Car: My TRGarage town : 2147483647	Lame

11-23-2007, 11:39 PM	#3 (permalink)
blacksheep-1 Registered User Car: 93 and 99 mustangs My TRGarage st. pete : 385404251	I find humor in that even though some people will find it politically incorrect. But screw them. Being your basic southern redneck, just a notch above white trash, descendent of dead european white guys, feel free to poke fun at me. It doesn't bother me, sometimes it's even funny and I'll laugh along with you. As for the rest of you hyphenated americans, I think ya'll should lighten up a little.