Gawd, I love United Health Care!

**DrDirt** · 11-15-2007, 12:54 PM

I had my yearly visit to the proctologist today. Patricia says my prostate is perfect. She gave me a free gift of a little package of yellow pills. And the reassurance the the internal bump on my right nug is nothing more than scar tissue from the vasectomy reversal. (I knew that but still thought I should seek professional counsel

) All this for a modest co-pay which is less than dinner and a movie! No wonder illegal immigrants flock to this country.

Ford DNA · 11-15-2007, 12:58 PM

umm..glad your stuff is okay. ??

Duceanahalf · 11-15-2007, 01:03 PM

go you got your balls handled with a finger in the ass. normally that runs you $35 behind a dumpster

Ford DNA · 11-15-2007, 01:09 PM

KAILUAZ · 11-15-2007, 01:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Duceanahalf

go you got your balls handled with a finger in the ass. normally that runs you $35 behind a dumpster

Hell you can get that for five bucks and a six pack on 34th st!!

BAMF · 11-15-2007, 01:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DrDirt

I had my yearly visit to the proctologist today. Patricia says my prostate is perfect. She gave me a free gift of a little package of yellow pills. And the reassurance the the internal bump on my right nug is nothing more than scar tissue from the vasectomy reversal. (I knew that but still thought I should seek professional counsel

) All this for a modest co-pay which is less than dinner and a movie! No wonder illegal immigrants flock to this country.

I usually don't go for the finger in the ass except during 69s. Patricia must be a very special girl.

Na306StAnG · 11-15-2007, 02:58 PM

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Originally Posted by KAILUAZ

Hell you can get that for five bucks and a six pack on 34th st!!

Where??? Pm please!!

**Scott** · 11-15-2007, 04:33 PM

You sure you were not taking part in a sequel to the Booya video ?

MiDiablo · 11-15-2007, 05:31 PM

Fuck our health care... $200 co-pay for a damn MRI, for an UNEMPLOYED COLLEGE STUDENT who's carrying his OWN personal health insurance. What the fuck...

**DrDirt** · 11-15-2007, 05:53 PM

Five Bucks! A 6 Pack! And $35!

Sheeut, you guys aparently have much lower standards than I. We're talking a professional woman here!

And, Amanda, thank you for the kind words. I couldn't help but notice that your stuff is definitely OK too. Kudos to your man.

Ford DNA · 11-15-2007, 07:44 PM

omg..lol..thanks, i think.

**DrDirt** · 11-15-2007, 08:49 PM

Oh hail yeah it's good. I've never met you in person but in a lot of your pics you remind me of Charlize Theron...only healthier.

Now that's gotta be good. Don's a lucky guy.

BigDawg · 11-15-2007, 11:07 PM

Little yellow pills? Cialis maybe? Great Recreational Drug if it is. And 200 for an MRI, shit, hell no, group medical is the best thing thing in the world. Only 40.00 for my vasectomy, and well worth it. Plus the Erectile Dysfunction samples put a smile on my face.

**Mac** · 11-16-2007, 03:38 AM

wait, am I in Pit Road?

Stewart Scott · 11-16-2007, 07:07 AM

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Originally Posted by MiDiablo

Fuck our health care... $200 co-pay for a damn MRI, for an UNEMPLOYED COLLEGE STUDENT who's carrying his OWN personal health insurance. What the fuck...

maybe cuba has a better system, IDK

I pay 350 a month for my daughter and I, low deduct, no prescription charges and I am happy......not a perfect system but still glad I am in the USA.

11-15-2007, 12:54 PM	#1 (permalink)
DrDirt Team Geritol Racing Car: '91 Mustang Coupe My TRGarage Largo : 2147483647	Gawd, I love United Health Care! I had my yearly visit to the proctologist today. Patricia says my prostate is perfect. She gave me a free gift of a little package of yellow pills. And the reassurance the the internal bump on my right nug is nothing more than scar tissue from the vasectomy reversal. (I knew that but still thought I should seek professional counsel ) All this for a modest co-pay which is less than dinner and a movie! No wonder illegal immigrants flock to this country.

11-15-2007, 12:58 PM	#2 (permalink)
Ford DNA As Seen On TV! Car: 2006 Lincoln Mark LT, 99 Cobra My TRGarage Zephyrhills : 2147483647	umm..glad your stuff is okay. ??

11-15-2007, 01:03 PM	#3 (permalink)
Duceanahalf is doing your girlfriend Car: My TRGarage : 2147483647	go you got your balls handled with a finger in the ass. normally that runs you $35 behind a dumpster

11-15-2007, 01:09 PM	#4 (permalink)
Ford DNA As Seen On TV! Car: 2006 Lincoln Mark LT, 99 Cobra My TRGarage Zephyrhills : 2147483647

11-15-2007, 04:33 PM	#8 (permalink)
Scott Padre Solo FTW ! Car: 1990 Blurboed Mustang, 2003 Infiniti M45 My TRGarage A few places.... : 2147483647	You sure you were not taking part in a sequel to the Booya video ?

11-15-2007, 05:31 PM	#9 (permalink)
MiDiablo $ells Foreclo$ure$ Cheap! Car: 2006 Silverado; 1989 Mustang Coupe My TRGarage Brooksville, FL : 2147483647	Fuck our health care... $200 co-pay for a damn MRI, for an UNEMPLOYED COLLEGE STUDENT who's carrying his OWN personal health insurance. What the fuck...

11-15-2007, 05:53 PM	#10 (permalink)
DrDirt Team Geritol Racing Car: '91 Mustang Coupe My TRGarage Largo : 2147483647	Five Bucks! A 6 Pack! And $35! Sheeut, you guys aparently have much lower standards than I. We're talking a professional woman here! And, Amanda, thank you for the kind words. I couldn't help but notice that your stuff is definitely OK too. Kudos to your man.

11-15-2007, 07:44 PM	#11 (permalink)
Ford DNA As Seen On TV! Car: 2006 Lincoln Mark LT, 99 Cobra My TRGarage Zephyrhills : 2147483647	omg..lol..thanks, i think.

11-15-2007, 08:49 PM	#12 (permalink)
DrDirt Team Geritol Racing Car: '91 Mustang Coupe My TRGarage Largo : 2147483647	Oh hail yeah it's good. I've never met you in person but in a lot of your pics you remind me of Charlize Theron...only healthier. Now that's gotta be good. Don's a lucky guy.

11-15-2007, 11:07 PM	#13 (permalink)
BigDawg has his prioritys ef'd up Car: My TRGarage South Tampa : 2147483647	Little yellow pills? Cialis maybe? Great Recreational Drug if it is. And 200 for an MRI, shit, hell no, group medical is the best thing thing in the world. Only 40.00 for my vasectomy, and well worth it. Plus the Erectile Dysfunction samples put a smile on my face.

11-16-2007, 03:38 AM	#14 (permalink)
Mac TR Administrator Car: 98 Eclipse My TRGarage St. Pete / Tampa : 2147483647	wait, am I in Pit Road?