The Old Rancher
The Old Rancher
The banker saw his old friend Tom, an eighty-year old rancher, in town.*
Tom had lost his wife a year or so before and rumor had it that he was*
marrying a "mail order" bride.
Being a good friend, the banker asked Tom if the rumor was true.* Tom*
assured him that it was.* The banker then asked Tom the age of his new**
bride to be.* Tom proudly said, "She'll be twenty-one in November."
Now the banker, being the wise man that he was, could see that the
sexual appetite of a young woman could not be satisfied by an eighty-year-
old man.* Wanting his old friend's remaining years to be happy the banker
tactfully suggested that Tom should consider getting a hired hand to help
him out on the ranch, knowing nature would take its own course.* Tom
thought this was a good idea and said he would look for one that afternoon.
About four months later, the banker ran into Tom in town again.* "How's the
new wife?", asked the banker.
Tom proudly said, "Good - She's pregnant."
The banker, happy that his sage advice had worked out, continued,* "And
how's the hired hand?"
Without hesitating, Tom said, "She's pregnant too."*
Don't ever underestimate old Geezers.
Tom had lost his wife a year or so before and rumor had it that he was*
marrying a "mail order" bride.
Being a good friend, the banker asked Tom if the rumor was true.* Tom*
assured him that it was.* The banker then asked Tom the age of his new**
bride to be.* Tom proudly said, "She'll be twenty-one in November."
Now the banker, being the wise man that he was, could see that the
sexual appetite of a young woman could not be satisfied by an eighty-year-
old man.* Wanting his old friend's remaining years to be happy the banker
tactfully suggested that Tom should consider getting a hired hand to help
him out on the ranch, knowing nature would take its own course.* Tom
thought this was a good idea and said he would look for one that afternoon.
About four months later, the banker ran into Tom in town again.* "How's the
new wife?", asked the banker.
Tom proudly said, "Good - She's pregnant."
The banker, happy that his sage advice had worked out, continued,* "And
how's the hired hand?"
Without hesitating, Tom said, "She's pregnant too."*
Don't ever underestimate old Geezers.
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Amanda
"People know me."
"Be kinder than necessary, for everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle."
Amanda
"People know me."
"Be kinder than necessary, for everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle."
You know it's true, Bish! Why do you think my wife is 18 years younger than I am and has been around for 13 years? Old Guys and Viagra Rule!!!
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YO! Barry! You LOST!
YO! Barry! You LOST!
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SC Motorsports
11801 State Road 52
Hudson, FL 34669-3092
(727) 856-8768
FordSpeed Racing
11733 66th St., Unit 123
Largo, FL 33773
(727) 549-8255
Dynojet Chassis Dyno
Thats going in my sig!!!
Classic and rep give'n
You guys need to get out more. You seem surprised. This should all be common knowledge...especially for someone with a moniker like "Old Man".
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YO! Barry! You LOST!
YO! Barry! You LOST!
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SC Motorsports
11801 State Road 52
Hudson, FL 34669-3092
(727) 856-8768
FordSpeed Racing
11733 66th St., Unit 123
Largo, FL 33773
(727) 549-8255
Dynojet Chassis Dyno
SC Motorsports
11801 State Road 52
Hudson, FL 34669-3092
(727) 856-8768
FordSpeed Racing
11733 66th St., Unit 123
Largo, FL 33773
(727) 549-8255
Dynojet Chassis Dyno