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Swamp Water.. Hot Dam....
Car: 92 notch- has strange whistle sound ...oh well
TAMPA
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Coincidence, or No-Spools joke of the day
A father put his 3 year old daughter to bed, told her a
> >> story & listened to her prayers which ended by saying: > >> "God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless Grandma > >> & good-bye Grandpa." > >> > >> The father asked, "Why did you say good-bye > >> grandpa?" > >> > >> The little girl said, "I don't know daddy, it > >> just seemed like the thing to do." > >> > >> The next day grandpa died. The father thought it was a > >> strange coincidence. > >> > >> A few months later the father put the girl to bed & > >> listened to her prayers which went like this: "God > >> bless Mommy, God Bless Daddy & good-bye Grandma." > >> > >> The next day the grandmother died. Oh my gosh, thought > >> the father, this kid is in contact with the other side. > >> Several weeks later when the girl was going to bed the dad > >> heard her say: "God bless Mommy & good-bye > >> Daddy." > >> > >> He practically went into shock. He couldn't sleep > >> all night & got up at the crack of dawn to go to his > >> office. He was nervous as a cat all day, had lunch & > >> watched the clock. He figured if he could get by until > >> midnight he would be okay. He felt safe in the office, so > >> instead of going home at the end of the day he stayed > >> there, drinking coffee, looking at his watch & jumping > >> at every sound. Finally midnight arrived, he breathed a > >> sigh of relief & went home. > >> > >> When he got home his wife said "I've never > >> seen you work so late, what's the matter?" > >> > >> He said "I don't want to talk about it, > >> I've just spent the worst day of my life." > >> > >> She said, "You think you had a bad day, you'll > >> never believe what happened to me. > >> > >> This morning, my golf pro dropped dead in the middle of > >> my lesson!" |
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Registered User
Car: To Slow to Care
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that's funny right there
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