quick joke.. ww.. what the hell

SPOOL U 1986 · 11-05-2007, 01:09 PM

As A Mom Passed Her Daughter's Closed Bedroom Door, She Heard A Strange Buzzing Noise Coming From Within. Opening The Door, She Observed Her Daughter Giving Herself A Real Workout With A Vibrator.

Shocked, She Asked: 'what In The! World Are You Doing?'

The Daughter Replied: 'mom, I'm Thirty-five Years Old, Unmarried, And This Thing Is About As Close As I'll Ever Get To A Husband! Please, Go Away And Leave Me Alone.'

The Next Day, The Girl's Father Heard The Same Buzz Coming From The Other Side Of The Closed Bedroom Door. Upon Entering The Room, He Observed His Daughter Making Passionate Love To Her Vibrator.

To His Query As To What She Was Doing, The Daughter Said: 'dad I'm Thirty-five, Unmarried, And This Thing Is About As Close As I'll Ever Get To A Husband. Please, Go Away And Leave Me Alone.'

A Couple Days Later, Mom Came Home From A Shopping Trip, Placed The Groceries On The Kitchen Counter, And Heard That Buzzing Noise Coming From, Of All Places, The Living Room.

She Entered That Area And Observed Her Husband Sitting On The Couch, Downing A Cold Beer, And Staring At The Tv. The Vibrator Was Next To Him On The Couch, Buzzing Like Crazy.

The Wife Asked: 'w! Hat The Hell Are You Doing?'

The Husband Replied: 'i'm Watching Football With My Son-in-law

Ink · 11-05-2007, 01:12 PM

lol id give it a 7 out of 10.

BAMF · 11-05-2007, 01:21 PM

Nice.

**$hawn** · 11-05-2007, 01:42 PM

**shinysideup** · 11-05-2007, 02:23 PM

chuckle

SPOOL U 1986 · 11-05-2007, 03:21 PM

I just received this one in a e-mail... kinda racist but oh well.. (view expressed in this joke do not represent my feelings toward any one race.. I am not racist I hate every one equally..lol.. seriously.. not a racist.. but all in good fun)

WORLD WAR III IS COMING

President Bush and Rumsfeld are sitting in a bar.

A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that
Bush and Rumsfeld sitting over there?"
The bartender says, "Yep, that's them."

So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a
real honor! What are you guys doing in here?"

Bush says, "We're planning WW III."

The guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"

Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 140 million Muslims and one blonde with big tits.

The guy exclaimed, "A blonde with big tits?

Why kill a blonde with big tits?"
Bush turns to Rumsfeld and says, "See, I told you, no one gives a shit about the 140 million Muslims".

97mustanggton18s · 11-05-2007, 08:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SPOOL U 1986

I just received this one in a e-mail... kinda racist but oh well.. (view expressed in this joke do not represent my feelings toward any one race.. I am not racist I hate every one equally..lol.. seriously.. not a racist.. but all in good fun)

WORLD WAR III IS COMING

President Bush and Rumsfeld are sitting in a bar.

A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that
Bush and Rumsfeld sitting over there?"
The bartender says, "Yep, that's them."

So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a
real honor! What are you guys doing in here?"

Bush says, "We're planning WW III."

The guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"

Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 140 million Muslims and one blonde with big tits.

The guy exclaimed, "A blonde with big tits?

Why kill a blonde with big tits?"
Bush turns to Rumsfeld and says, "See, I told you, no one gives a shit about the 140 million Muslims".

lol nice

99cobra281 · 11-05-2007, 08:35 PM

good find repd

SPOOL U 1986 · 11-06-2007, 12:31 PM

all is returned

SLOWBOOST · 11-06-2007, 04:10 PM

repd

11-05-2007, 01:09 PM	#1 (permalink)
SPOOL U 1986 Swamp Water.. Hot Dam.... Car: 92 notch- has strange whistle sound ...oh well My TRGarage TAMPA : 1229178881	quick joke.. ww.. what the hell As A Mom Passed Her Daughter's Closed Bedroom Door, She Heard A Strange Buzzing Noise Coming From Within. Opening The Door, She Observed Her Daughter Giving Herself A Real Workout With A Vibrator. Shocked, She Asked: 'what In The! World Are You Doing?' The Daughter Replied: 'mom, I'm Thirty-five Years Old, Unmarried, And This Thing Is About As Close As I'll Ever Get To A Husband! Please, Go Away And Leave Me Alone.' The Next Day, The Girl's Father Heard The Same Buzz Coming From The Other Side Of The Closed Bedroom Door. Upon Entering The Room, He Observed His Daughter Making Passionate Love To Her Vibrator. To His Query As To What She Was Doing, The Daughter Said: 'dad I'm Thirty-five, Unmarried, And This Thing Is About As Close As I'll Ever Get To A Husband. Please, Go Away And Leave Me Alone.' A Couple Days Later, Mom Came Home From A Shopping Trip, Placed The Groceries On The Kitchen Counter, And Heard That Buzzing Noise Coming From, Of All Places, The Living Room. She Entered That Area And Observed Her Husband Sitting On The Couch, Downing A Cold Beer, And Staring At The Tv. The Vibrator Was Next To Him On The Couch, Buzzing Like Crazy. The Wife Asked: 'w! Hat The Hell Are You Doing?' The Husband Replied: 'i'm Watching Football With My Son-in-law

11-05-2007, 01:12 PM	#2 (permalink)
Ink Changes names a lot. Car: Some nissan My TRGarage Palm Harbor : 2147483647	lol id give it a 7 out of 10.

11-05-2007, 01:21 PM	#3 (permalink)
BAMF Thread TERRORIST Car: Buick LeSabre, Ford Mustang, Honda Magna My TRGarage Tampa, FL : 2147483647	Nice.

11-05-2007, 01:42 PM	#4 (permalink)
$hawn builds his own stuff Car: G35, Mustang coupe My TRGarage : 2147483647

11-05-2007, 02:23 PM	#5 (permalink)
shinysideup gone fishin Car: My TRGarage town : 2147483647	chuckle

11-05-2007, 03:21 PM	#6 (permalink)
SPOOL U 1986 Swamp Water.. Hot Dam.... Car: 92 notch- has strange whistle sound ...oh well My TRGarage TAMPA : 1229178881	I just received this one in a e-mail... kinda racist but oh well.. (view expressed in this joke do not represent my feelings toward any one race.. I am not racist I hate every one equally..lol.. seriously.. not a racist.. but all in good fun) WORLD WAR III IS COMING President Bush and Rumsfeld are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that Bush and Rumsfeld sitting over there?" The bartender says, "Yep, that's them." So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honor! What are you guys doing in here?" Bush says, "We're planning WW III." The guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?" Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 140 million Muslims and one blonde with big tits. The guy exclaimed, "A blonde with big tits? Why kill a blonde with big tits?" Bush turns to Rumsfeld and says, "See, I told you, no one gives a shit about the 140 million Muslims".

11-05-2007, 08:35 PM	#8 (permalink)
99cobra281 Registered User Car: 99 cobra & 93 5.0 coupe My TRGarage hudson fl. : 2147483647	good find repd

11-06-2007, 12:31 PM	#9 (permalink)
SPOOL U 1986 Swamp Water.. Hot Dam.... Car: 92 notch- has strange whistle sound ...oh well My TRGarage TAMPA : 1229178881	all is returned

11-06-2007, 04:10 PM	#10 (permalink)
SLOWBOOST icanportyourshit Car: 79 m&m, 91 yota 4x4 My TRGarage on the ceiling : 779694110	repd