Ever Wonder

**topher469** · 09-19-2007, 01:09 AM

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why is it that to stop Windows , you have to click start.."?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

Why do cows fly on GoofyAuctions.com but the cheese is green?

When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff??

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

**Scott** · 09-19-2007, 01:11 AM

Funny and a well placed ad for that website.

**topher469** · 09-19-2007, 01:14 AM

oh damn!! LOL I should have added my own web page somewhere in that!!!

**shinysideup** · 09-19-2007, 01:31 AM

Why post all your spam email garbage here?

**topher469** · 09-19-2007, 08:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shinysideup

Why post all your spam email garbage here?

With all the garbage in your every post I just figured I would give you something to bitch about

Ford DNA · 09-19-2007, 09:44 AM

The mascara thing...it can be done, but it just doesn't feel right! lol

TurboRanger91 · 09-19-2007, 09:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shinysideup

Why post all your spam email garbage here?

does it really bother you that much to read something funny?

Ford DNA · 09-19-2007, 10:13 AM

He prefers to be angry, bitter, and crabby.

98DOHC · 09-19-2007, 10:50 AM

I found it funny. Along with the other thread. Reped ya for the other one.

**shinysideup** · 09-19-2007, 11:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ford DNA

He prefers to be angry,crabby, and right..

09-19-2007, 01:09 AM	#1 (permalink)
topher469 BillionClub Member BISHES Car: 2001 SVT Lightning !! YEAH My TRGarage St. Petersburg : 2147483647	Ever Wonder Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"? Why is "abbreviated" such a long word? Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"? Why is it that to stop Windows , you have to click start.."? Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons? Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? Why do cows fly on GoofyAuctions.com but the cheese is green? When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it? Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes? Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?? Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together? If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress? If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

09-19-2007, 01:11 AM	#2 (permalink)
Scott Padre Solo FTW ! Car: 1990 Blurboed Mustang, 2003 Infiniti M45 My TRGarage A few places.... : 2147483647	Funny and a well placed ad for that website.

09-19-2007, 01:14 AM	#3 (permalink)
topher469 BillionClub Member BISHES Car: 2001 SVT Lightning !! YEAH My TRGarage St. Petersburg : 2147483647	oh damn!! LOL I should have added my own web page somewhere in that!!!

09-19-2007, 01:31 AM	#4 (permalink)
shinysideup gone fishin Car: My TRGarage town : 2147483647	Why post all your spam email garbage here?

09-19-2007, 09:44 AM	#6 (permalink)
Ford DNA As Seen On TV! Car: 2006 Lincoln Mark LT, 99 Cobra My TRGarage Zephyrhills : 2147483647	The mascara thing...it can be done, but it just doesn't feel right! lol

09-19-2007, 10:13 AM	#8 (permalink)
Ford DNA As Seen On TV! Car: 2006 Lincoln Mark LT, 99 Cobra My TRGarage Zephyrhills : 2147483647	He prefers to be angry, bitter, and crabby.

09-19-2007, 10:50 AM	#9 (permalink)
98DOHC Ford F0rum Native Car: 98 Cobra 07 GSX-R 750 My TRGarage : 1869456078	I found it funny. Along with the other thread. Reped ya for the other one.