Only in America

**topher469** · 09-19-2007, 01:06 AM

1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

4. Only in America......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in America......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America......do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8. Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

9. Only in America......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'

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10. Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering.

TurboRanger91 · 09-19-2007, 01:21 AM

things that make you go "hmmmmmm".

lol.

**shinysideup** · 09-19-2007, 01:29 AM

Im proud to say America isnt founded on checkers, like your thinking.

9150notch · 09-19-2007, 06:58 PM

Man you are on a role. This is some funny crap.

**$hawn** · 09-19-2007, 07:02 PM

^ is gonna hate me...lol

9150notch · 09-19-2007, 07:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by $hawn

^ is gonna hate me...lol

/\ Damn right that was freakin' wrong. Funny as hell though.

Ford DNA · 09-19-2007, 07:17 PM

Man...I want pizza. Thanks a lot!

09-19-2007, 01:06 AM	#1 (permalink)
topher469 BillionClub Member BISHES Car: 2001 SVT Lightning !! YEAH My TRGarage St. Petersburg : 2147483647	Only in America 1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. 2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink. 3. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. 4. Only in America......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke. 5. Only in America......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. 6. Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage. 7. Only in America......do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place. 8. Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight. 9. Only in America......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures' . 10. Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering.

09-19-2007, 01:21 AM	#2 (permalink)
TurboRanger91 it's always something Car: 91 Ford Ranger My TRGarage Kansas City, Mo (formerly Clearwater) : 5073566	things that make you go "hmmmmmm". lol.

09-19-2007, 01:29 AM	#3 (permalink)
shinysideup gone fishin Car: My TRGarage town : 2147483647	Im proud to say America isnt founded on checkers, like your thinking.

09-19-2007, 06:58 PM	#4 (permalink)
9150notch has a '93 notch? Car: '93 calypso coupe My TRGarage Palm Harbor : 38172926	Man you are on a role. This is some funny crap.

09-19-2007, 07:02 PM	#5 (permalink)
$hawn builds his own stuff Car: G35, Mustang coupe My TRGarage : 2147483647	^ is gonna hate me...lol

09-19-2007, 07:17 PM	#7 (permalink)
Ford DNA As Seen On TV! Car: 2006 Lincoln Mark LT, 99 Cobra My TRGarage Zephyrhills : 2147483647	Man...I want pizza. Thanks a lot!