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Old 09-18-2007, 11:44 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Talking Amen !! Birds rule!

A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, 'Father, I have a problem.
I have two female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing.'

'What do they say?' the priest inquired.

They say, 'Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?'

'That's obscene!' the priest exclaimed. Then he thought for a moment.

'You know,' he said, 'I may have a solution to your problem. I have two
male talking parrots, which I have taught to pray and read the Bible. Bring
your two parrots over to my house, and we'll put them in the cage with
Francis and Peter. My parrots can teach your parrots to praise and worship!

'Thank you,' the woman responded, 'this may very well be the solution.'

The next day, she brought her female parrots to the priest's house. As he
ushered her in, she saw that his two male parrots were inside their cage
holding rosary beads and praying. Impressed, she walked over and placed her
parrots in with them.

After a few minutes, the female parrots cried out in unison,
'Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?'

There was stunned silence.

Shocked, one male parrot looked over at the other male parrot and
exclaimed,
'Put the beads away, Frank. Our prayers have been answered.'









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Old 09-19-2007, 07:18 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 09-19-2007, 07:43 AM   #3 (permalink)
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WOW!!!!!!



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HIT YA LATER!!!!!! GOTTA SPREAD IT!!!!





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Old 09-19-2007, 07:49 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 09-19-2007, 08:49 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Old 09-19-2007, 09:53 AM   #6 (permalink)
it's always something

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i thought this was going to be a thunderbird thread.


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Old 09-19-2007, 09:54 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Old 09-19-2007, 10:12 AM   #8 (permalink)
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