Amanda this is more for you!!

**topher469** · 09-10-2007, 05:49 PM

HOW TO HANDLE A HUSBAND
A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary on the beaches in Montego Bay, Jamaica. Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town.
People would say, "What a peaceful & loving couple"
The local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their
long and happy marriage.
The Husband replied: "Well, it dates back to our honeymoon in America," explained the man. "We visited the Grand Canyon, in Arizona, and took a trip down to the bottom of the canyon, by horse. We hadn't gone too far when my wife's horse stumbled and she almost fell off. My wife looked down at the horse and quietly said, "That's once."
"We proceeded a little further and her horse stumbled again. Again my wife quietly said, "That's twice." We hadn't gone a half-mile when
the horse stumbled for the third time my wife quietly removed a revolver from her purse and shot the horse dead.
I SHOUTED at her, "What's wrong with you, Woman! Why did you shoot the poor animal like that, are you f*ckin crazy!?" She looked at ME, and
quietly said, "That's once."

and from that moment on .......... we have lived happily ever after"

98DOHC · 09-10-2007, 06:23 PM

Haha, i just read this one below a few months ago. Same thing just flipped.

A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary. Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town. A local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy marriage.

"Well, it dates back to our honeymoon," explained the lady. "We visited the Grand Canyon and took a trip down to the bottom of the canyon by pack mule. We hadn't gone too far when my husband's mule stumbled. My husband quietly said 'That's once.' We proceeded a little farther when the mule stumbled again. Once more my husband quietly said, 'That's twice.' We hadn't gone a half-mile when the mule stumbled a third time. My husband took a pistol from his pocket and shot him.

I started to protest over his treatment of the mule when he looked at me and quietly said 'That's once.'

Ford DNA · 09-10-2007, 08:35 PM

Classic!

albie1kanobi · 09-10-2007, 09:12 PM

thats was awsome!

Badlatitude · 09-10-2007, 10:22 PM

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Originally Posted by albie1kanobi

thats was awsome!

Your sig is dumber then the 1,000,000,000,000 reposts above

09-10-2007, 05:49 PM	#1 (permalink)
topher469 BillionClub Member BISHES Car: 2001 SVT Lightning !! YEAH My TRGarage St. Petersburg : 2147483647	Amanda this is more for you!! HOW TO HANDLE A HUSBAND A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary on the beaches in Montego Bay, Jamaica. Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town. People would say, "What a peaceful & loving couple" The local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy marriage. The Husband replied: "Well, it dates back to our honeymoon in America," explained the man. "We visited the Grand Canyon, in Arizona, and took a trip down to the bottom of the canyon, by horse. We hadn't gone too far when my wife's horse stumbled and she almost fell off. My wife looked down at the horse and quietly said, "That's once." "We proceeded a little further and her horse stumbled again. Again my wife quietly said, "That's twice." We hadn't gone a half-mile when the horse stumbled for the third time my wife quietly removed a revolver from her purse and shot the horse dead. I SHOUTED at her, "What's wrong with you, Woman! Why did you shoot the poor animal like that, are you f*ckin crazy!?" She looked at ME, and quietly said, "That's once." and from that moment on .......... we have lived happily ever after"

09-10-2007, 06:23 PM	#2 (permalink)
98DOHC Ford F0rum Native Car: 98 Cobra 07 GSX-R 750 My TRGarage : 1869456078	Haha, i just read this one below a few months ago. Same thing just flipped. A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary. Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town. A local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy marriage. "Well, it dates back to our honeymoon," explained the lady. "We visited the Grand Canyon and took a trip down to the bottom of the canyon by pack mule. We hadn't gone too far when my husband's mule stumbled. My husband quietly said 'That's once.' We proceeded a little farther when the mule stumbled again. Once more my husband quietly said, 'That's twice.' We hadn't gone a half-mile when the mule stumbled a third time. My husband took a pistol from his pocket and shot him. I started to protest over his treatment of the mule when he looked at me and quietly said 'That's once.'

09-10-2007, 08:35 PM	#3 (permalink)
Ford DNA As Seen On TV! Car: 2006 Lincoln Mark LT, 99 Cobra My TRGarage Zephyrhills : 2147483647	Classic!

09-10-2007, 09:12 PM	#4 (permalink)
albie1kanobi The one and only. Car: 2006 S(till) T(unning) I(t) My TRGarage Gibsonton : 333807950	thats was awsome!