Dallas Air Traffic Control

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Dallas ATC: "Tower to Saudi Air 95 -- You are cleared to land eastbound on runway 9R."

Saudi Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. Acknowledge 95 cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R -- Allah be Praised !!"

Dallas ATC: "Tower to Iran Air 44 -- You are cleared to land westbound on runway 9R."

Iran Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. We are cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R -- Allah is Great !!"

Pause: Static.............

Saudi Air: " DALLAS ATC ! DALLAS ATC !!! "

Dallas ATC: "Saudi Air 95?"

Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS !!! WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE !!!

INSTRUCTIONS PLEASE!!!

Dallas ATC: "Well bless your hearts. Y'all be careful now and tell Allah 'hey' for us -- ya hear?

[DRWStanley2002]

[slow poke]

[Zman]

where do you come up with all these!

[$hawn]

good times right thur!