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BillionClub Member BISHES
Car: 2001 SVT Lightning !! YEAH
St. Petersburg
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Dallas ATC: "Tower to Saudi Air 95 -- You are cleared to land eastbound on runway 9R."
Saudi Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. Acknowledge 95 cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R -- Allah be Praised !!" Dallas ATC: "Tower to Iran Air 44 -- You are cleared to land westbound on runway 9R." Iran Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. We are cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R -- Allah is Great !!" Pause: Static............. Saudi Air: " DALLAS ATC ! DALLAS ATC !!! " Dallas ATC: "Saudi Air 95?" Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS !!! WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE !!! INSTRUCTIONS PLEASE!!! Dallas ATC: "Well bless your hearts. Y'all be careful now and tell Allah 'hey' for us -- ya hear? |
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builds his own stuff
Car: G35, Mustang coupe
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good times right thur!
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