so who can tell me about obd 0?

[jonBODON]

snow sucks like the happy ending.

thats a pretty general question?

[jonBODON]

I'm not serious. there isnt obd 0 anyways.

[170k240]

hahahah thats great


snow ftL

[jonBODON]

chyea

[B18C5-EG]

eye tee bees

thats a fuckin Nuclear power plant lol....

[170k240]

thats what are inside ae86's. didnt you know that?!?!

[KnockOutNed]

Pictures look good.

[ph0tek]

I miss snow.

fuck florida sux.

[B18C5-EG]

well once upon a time there was this thing called obd 0. It was made up by a gnome by the name of teedum. Now teedum did crack, not recreational i mean he did it every day. So one day while hovering over a spoon inhaling his joy he thought to himself while driving, damn if there is an obd 1 and obd 2 why not obd 0. Not knowing what obd stood for he went around telling everyone about obd 0 (overwelming body desise 0). Well ofcourse no-one belive our little gnome friend teedum, I mean who would belive a crack addicted gnome with aids, oh ya he has aids too. Well even teedum knew no one would belive him so he got on top of the talllllllest building in canada and had a plan to go up there with a microphone and tell everyone about obd 0. Well teedum draggggged his little spearkerbox alllllll the way to the top of jew tower and finally got to the top. He sets everything up and then starts to speak when wtf? omfg! lmaorofl! a 30ft bat flys by and scares him off the building. So now everyone is looking at this crack addicted gnome with aids fall 100 stories. Well you know that bat that scared him? Well that was his mom, yes his mom is a bat. Then he falls on the back of the bat and rides it to a subway where teedum tells jarod allllll about obd 0. Well what teedum didnt know is that jarod was belemic and half retarded. So jarod flips out and pulls a gun on teedum then he shoots. But oes noes! Out of no where teedums pet llama jinxy jumps out and takes the bullet. Teedum starts freaking out alright and the bat is just chilling eating some bad ass chicken teryaki 6inch sub with bannana peppers and red wine viniger. So teedum hands jinxy a rock of crack and tells him "if you smoke this everything will be fine". Well teedum forgot that giving crack to a llama is like giving popye spinich. So the llama is like DAMN! I GOT CRACK!. Somehow the gun shot wound got healed (idk how prolly the crack) and the llama bit off jarods hands. And if you know anything about belimic retarded people it's that without there hands they cant stick fingers down there throat or JO (jack off). So jarods like fuck man and just starts eating everything in subway im talking like he is eating all the maynoase packets and eventually dies from choking on a sippy cup a little girl left a week ago. So now we have a bat, a cracked out llama and a cracked out teedum. So then they are like damn some crazy shits been happening so there like guys who cares about obd 0 and out of no where comes a sloth. So the sloths like dude i wanna know about obd 0. So teedum tells him about obd 0 and all the cool ass things it has to offer. Then the sloth shoots himself in the head. By by sloth. Moral of the story is, if your a ricer.... dont give llamas crack.
END

[170k240]

fuck that, im not reading all that lol

[Silvia_San]

Originally Posted by B18C5-EG

well once upon a time there was this thing called obd 0. It was made up by a gnome by the name of teedum. Now teedum did crack, not recreational i mean he did it every day. So one day while hovering over a spoon inhaling his joy he thought to himself while driving, damn if there is an obd 1 and obd 2 why not obd 0. Not knowing what obd stood for he went around telling everyone about obd 0 (overwelming body desise 0). Well ofcourse no-one belive our little gnome friend teedum, I mean who would belive a crack addicted gnome with aids, oh ya he has aids too. Well even teedum knew no one would belive him so he got on top of the talllllllest building in canada and had a plan to go up there with a microphone and tell everyone about obd 0. Well teedum draggggged his little spearkerbox alllllll the way to the top of jew tower and finally got to the top. He sets everything up and then starts to speak when wtf? omfg! lmaorofl! a 30ft bat flys by and scares him off the building. So now everyone is looking at this crack addicted gnome with aids fall 100 stories. Well you know that bat that scared him? Well that was his mom, yes his mom is a bat. Then he falls on the back of the bat and rides it to a subway where teedum tells jarod allllll about obd 0. Well what teedum didnt know is that jarod was belemic and half retarded. So jarod flips out and pulls a gun on teedum then he shoots. But oes noes! Out of no where teedums pet llama jinxy jumps out and takes the bullet. Teedum starts freaking out alright and the bat is just chilling eating some bad ass chicken teryaki 6inch sub with bannana peppers and red wine viniger. So teedum hands jinxy a rock of crack and tells him "if you smoke this everything will be fine". Well teedum forgot that giving crack to a llama is like giving popye spinich. So the llama is like DAMN! I GOT CRACK!. Somehow the gun shot wound got healed (idk how prolly the crack) and the llama bit off jarods hands. And if you know anything about belimic retarded people it's that without there hands they cant stick fingers down there throat or JO (jack off). So jarods like fuck man and just starts eating everything in subway im talking like he is eating all the maynoase packets and eventually dies from choking on a sippy cup a little girl left a week ago. So now we have a bat, a cracked out llama and a cracked out teedum. So then they are like damn some crazy shits been happening so there like guys who cares about obd 0 and out of no where comes a sloth. So the sloths like dude i wanna know about obd 0. So teedum tells him about obd 0 and all the cool ass things it has to offer. Then the sloth shoots himself in the head. By by sloth. Moral of the story is, if your a ricer.... dont give llamas crack.
END

holy fuck i pass the random trophy to you.

[jonBODON]

amen. so how bout them mets. next biggest lie next to obd 0

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that was some very funny shit....