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Old 06-07-2004, 05:14 AM
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Alright so here's the thing. After the Bennigans meet last night couple people came back to the apartment and some of us drank, one being me. I was pretty drunk.

I was talking to this girl who IMed me from the dilly and we were talking and I was watching her on webcam to make sure she wasn't fake or fat or anything. So she's like you should come over.

I was like, cool, where do you live. "Daytona". I was like fuck it, I ain't got shit to do.

Sober up head out there @ 3 am, get there @ 5:15am Baam she is busted as fuck. I tell her I am going to get something out of my car and haul ass back home. 5 hours later, $20 gas, no sleep, bahaha this sucks..

NEVER AGAIN AM I MEETING DILLY CHICKS! I AM DONE!

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**UPDATED**



Things that were wrong here:

Face was full of pimples.
Her bottom HALF was HUGE!
She had hella fat stubby legs.
Her stomach was hanging over her shorts.

I DON'T KNOW HOW GIRLS GO DO THIS WITH THE CAM BUT IT'S SCARY.
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lmfao!!!




thats a long drive for some nasty
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Originally posted by marKo
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thats a long drive for some nasty
You're telling me. Shit sucks ASS!
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Haha you are crazy wtf couldnt you tell she was busted because of her webcam?
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Originally posted by vtecready
Haha you are crazy wtf couldnt you tell she was busted because of her webcam?
Girls can manipulate that shit man. Like she had it on the smallest setting so it wasn't very clear and shit I dunno man.

It's funny now though. Just a waste of $20 and some sleep.
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Hahahaha sucks ass man.
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Whats the sn on the dilly i wanna check it out. Damn I feel bad for you Ive been up all night and about to start drinking I have half a keg left and no one to drink it with.
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Originally posted by vtecready
Whats the sn on the dilly i wanna check it out. Damn I feel bad for you Ive been up all night and about to start drinking I have half a keg left and no one to drink it with.
I rather not give her dilly name out. She has my phone number and I really don't want her calling me. I will post pics in a little.
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I just wanted to see what see looked like Im not gonna start any drama.
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Are you that desperate that you decided to drive 2 hours each way at 3 AM for some strange?

Damn man - you probably could have done better going to Denny's! LOL!
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