FS/FT Supercharged 1998 Mustang GT

[StuntMan]

I am selling this car because it is a sin to keep something so great in your possession for so long and it should be shared. By selling this car I will be promised 72 virgins in the after life, and 15 while I’m still alive.

This car has great historic value James Dean drove this car moments before his death. Marilyn Monroe lost her virginity in the back seat. This is also the car that Lisa Nowak (crazy astronaut) was driving in Orlando when she was arrested (diaper is still in the car and is autographed)

This car has ice cold a/c, the a/c is so cold if you were to leave it on overnight with the windows down the temp. would lower 2 degrees, in China!

Some say that this car has a restraining order against a man, because he tried to have intercourse with the tailpipes. All I know is, that the man is called The Stig.

This car is so valuable that Kelly Blue Book is unable to give an accurate value of the car and due to this, to save face KBB will actually show a value millions of dollars less than what the true street value is.

For sale for this year only $7k, I had the car appraised and it was estimated at a value of 2 billion dollars, yes I did appraise the car myself.

This car is a steal at this price. Whoever gets this will be stealing this car for this price. And by that I mean that I will call the cops after I get the check and have you arrested for Grand Thrift Auto (no I did not misspell theft). After I describe the deal you got to the police they will have no choice but to baker-act me for selling this car for so cheap.

It has 97k miles all highway miles. I used to tow the car to the interstate and then drive it, I’ve never stopped at a stop light or a red light ever. It was only driven on Sundays, to church, which is exactly a 1/4 mile away. It gets to church in about 9.28secs @153mph.

I will not sell this car to any women nor will I let any women ride in this car. Sorry ladies I am not sexist, this is for your protection. If you ride in this car you will become pregnant.

Title is in hand. And that title is "Greatest Car Ever"

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Ok seriously now, I am selling cause I have too many cars and this is the car I've had the longest so I rarely drive it anymore. Not really looking for another car but I will consider trades depending on the vehicle. I love this car and hate selling it but I also hate seeing it go to waste.

Mods include:
Vortech supercharger (only pushing 6lbs now but I have pulley to raise it to 8lbs)
Baer 13" front brakes (have a Cobra spare tire in trunk that will fit over brakes)
Genuine Replica Cobra R rims w/ 245/45r17 front 315/35r17 rear
4.10gears
SVO headers
H-pipe
Flowmaster mufflers with Magnaflow 3" pipes
aluminum drive shaft
lowered 1.5" w/Steeda springs
Maximum motor sports control arms
tri-ax shifter
and many more mods. $15k invested (have receipts)
Car was tuned by Coastal Dyno


The Bad:
Missing windshield washer fluid reservoir (it was just extra weight)
Front bumper has some paint damage from road debris
Autometer fuel pressure gauge no longer works (wire is broken at sensor)
Tach needs to be replaced (works but its a little delayed)

97k miles. I am the 2nd owner I've owned it since 2002. Well maintained, Fully loaded, Ice cold A/C, No accidents, Non-smoker, Power everything, Looks, Runs & Drives great, Very clean interior. Title in hand.



Asking $7200.00 or trade

If you have any questions feel free to ask. Please comment if you enjoyed this thread.

[StuntMan]

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More humor:


This car knows where Jimmy Hoffa is buried and who shot Tupac, Biggie and JFK.

Chuck Norris tried to fight this car, tapped out and cried like a little girl.

Cash for Clunkers was started after Obama saw this car and realized how crappy all other cars are and that everyone else should buy a new car every week

This car was nominated for all Pulitzer Prizes but was disqualified for not being a person.

It pulled 3 cars on a Bugatti Veyron at the track last night. This car has never been raced or abused.

When Jesus returns, he will drive this car, from Mexico.

This car has been kept indoors at Fort Knox when not driven, it is the reason Fort Knox exists.

Michael Schumacher drove this car and afterwards retired from F1 because he said “Formula 1 cars are just so inferior to this Mustang that he can not disrespect the Mustang buy driving another car after it.” He injured is neck from the torque while driving the Mustang and told the media that he was in a motorcycle accident to keep any bad publicity from happening to the Mustang. The Mustang has since given him permission to race again, but only if he doesn’t drive a Ferrari.

Trades considered: Bugatti Royale, Rolls-Royce Silver Ghost, your 1st born or any car of equal value. Do not try to offer me your POS Ferrari or Lamborgini unless it’s a FXX or Reventon.

This car is one of a kind, I guarantee you will never see another vehicle with this VIN number, extremely rare. While extremely rare, it is such a sought after car that there are thousands of "knock off replicas" in the Tampa area.

Oil, trans, and blinker fluid changed every week or 30miles which ever came first. I buy milk and once it expires I know that its time for a fluid change. I’ve recently flushed the coolant and brake fluid with Drano (I only use the best)

Its right-hand drive. I know in the pictures it looks like its left hand drive but I promise you its right hand drive, every time I go someone where and my girlfriend is in the passenger seat, she manages to drive the car cause she bitches and the car will eventually do what she wants

[kas1718]

"IT pulled 3 cars on a Bugatti Veyron at the track last night. this car has never been raced or abused." Bump this bitch.

[StuntMan]

I had posted this before but LShatch98 apparently has no sense of humor and locked my old thread. When I get a chance I will post some new pics but thanks to LShatch98 I will not waste time writing anymore humor for this site.

[HondaHeaven]

Bump glws. Funny as hell.

[chino239]

BuMp...lol

[GSRturboVteg]

weren't you selling this car a year ago? bump

[1BADP71]

weren't you selling this car a year ago? bump

can't forget an ad like this.

[StuntMan]

weren't you selling this car a year ago? bump

Yes, actually I've been saying I'm selling it for the last 4yrs but its hard to let go. This time I think its for real, I've put less than 2k miles on the car in the last year so its seems pointless for me to keep it any longer.

[Jordan T]

the mods here on TR suck ass, bump for a nice car.

[cjackson2802]

trades?

[boca]

I will trade u lambo on 24s

[StuntMan]

Awesome I just noticed the mods deleted part of my title. Normally they get pissy when someone doesn't post NSFW, I post it and they delete it.

trades?

I will consider trades but only for something that I would enjoy and/or could easily sell for equal or more value, I have enough cars and barely drive this one.

I will trade u lambo on 24s

Not unless its a Reventon, I'm only interested in trades of equal or more value. 24's are a little small I need at least 30inches otherwise it will look ridiculous when I paint the car like a candy bar and put Twix logos all over it.

[LS ON BOOST]

bump for a nice car and a laugh. good luck with the car bet its fun. i so been thinking about going v8 rwd. and keep the laughs coming

[racers4life77]

lol,bump.