jeesh whatta night....

[Ricksta]

i picked this chick up, she didnt seem totally normal but its whatever. she called my phone after an install and just kept freakin calling. so i agreed to pick her up. she was an alright lookin 45 year old or so. i dunno i got a thing for older women. I really just wanted to get my older women nut off tonight. i didnt want to take her to my house though, she seemed like the type to be a stalker. so she mentioned giving me a massage and what not so i was down. i told lets get a hotel my house is getting remodeled lolz. so i spend 70 bucks on this hotel room and another ten on some beer.


im in the shower and shes giving me a pretty good rub down. then a nice massage in the bed. bitch kept teasing me, licking my balls but never the cock in her mouth, close but not close enough grrrr. i was gettin irritated. she would get all hot and heavy and then just stop, and fuckin stare at me. just stare at me!! im like sittin there with my dick out and shes giving this look that i really didnt know what to think. i was gettin really fuckin wierded out. she was really creepin me out bro. i felt like she was going to try and kill me or something my spider senses were tingling. she moved this pillow around and i thought she was about to try and suffocate me i almost grabbed my gun and blasted this chick she had me flippin out. she did this like 5 fuckin times.


she asks me what i want and i tell her i want to fuck. then she tries telling me she doesnt fuck she makes love. im like ok babe lets make love? lol


so she gets up puts her panties and brawl back on and then starts licking my balls and says she really wants this nice thing at the mall.. me being the liar i am tell her ya i'll buy it for ya just gimme what i want.


she then goes back to licking my balls and then just stops! and starts staring at me again!!! im like ok your fucking weirding me out im out of here. i was expectin a pimp or something to come bustin the door down. so me and my anxiety that i have i get my cloths on real fast and have my gun holstered so i can get to it real quick if i need it. even then shes still trying to fuck with me! so were walking back to my truck and i turn my camera on my phone when she wasnt looking and as shes standing next to the door to get in i hopped in turned the key and fucking got the fuck out of there!!! hahahahaha i got what i could on video but damn, what a waste of money. hope the bitch had a nice walk home thats all i got to say....

[ibidu1]

You need to stop picking up Craiglist girls

[Bob_M]

Well, as expensive as it was, at least you had the good sense to NOT bring her by the house. ::Thumbs up::

[JH26]

I wanna see this video.

[Ricksta]

im gettin real sick and tired of the douchebags on tampaforums removing my damn avatar and sig

anyways not much to see on the vid but will upload it later

[Clifford]

I've always enjoyed your sig/avatar...

Where did you pick this broad up at?
.....or how......or why....are you sure that's all you spent?

[Clawhammer]

Yeah you sure you got all your credit cards?

[SayWhaa?]

i have some roofies for your next adventure if you want.

[Kabron]

she moved this pillow around and i thought she was about to try and suffocate me i almost grabbed my gun and blasted this chick she had me flippin out.

Stop dating those emotionally unstable girls.

[JH26]

Stop dating those emotionally unstable girls.

Have you ever met Ricky?

If he did that, he'd never get laid.

JK, Ricky.

[SayWhaa?]

i remember the look of that waitress from that bar when ricky started asking her questions.
lawwwlll

[Kabron]

So where's this vid at? I need a laugh damn it!

[DRMORTY]

Just saw this... LMAO.. Good story...

[j.r.hatch]

So where's this vid at? I need a laugh damn it!

this

[Ricksta]

i remember the look of that waitress from that bar when ricky started asking her questions.
lawwwlll

bro i got so drunk that nite. i had soooooooo much fuckin beer. when i ran out of money i was all up on everyone elses pitchers lol. lucky me i dont run the risk of running out of money this time lol. must do this again...