The joys of living in the dorm....

[mpbiv]

http://plaza.ufl.edu/dspear/

I don't know what compelled them to make this page but here are all the peeps on my floor.

FYI I am the very last pic on the bottom right before you get to the honorary members. Need to get my ass in shape ;)

[leadfootedfool]

I hated dorm life. Only good part was when I had my pocketbike in my room. The thing reaked of oil and gas and soon maintenance men were knocking on the door. I threw a sheet over it and said must be next door. At least my roommate was cool that semester.

[FearThe4Doors]

LOL... this cannot be helped... ok, time for a caption contest with the pics.... Me first...

http://plaza.ufl.edu/dspear/images/Jesse_Small.jpg

Blech! I cant get that taste out of my mouth!

[FearThe4Doors]

http://plaza.ufl.edu/dspear/images/Brian-de-la-Fe.jpg

"I told you maaan... i dont know a John Fitzgerald or anything about a truck load of stereos"

[FearThe4Doors]

http://plaza.ufl.edu/dspear/images/Chris-Caraballo.jpg

"uh... MoRice... the umm... well, it was feeling REALLY good but umm.. the plaster just dried"

[FearThe4Doors]

http://plaza.ufl.edu/dspear/images/Scott.jpg

"gotta run! toodles!!"

[FearThe4Doors]

http://plaza.ufl.edu/dspear/images/Alex.jpg

"I have a brother named Tom...."

[mpbiv]

WTF, stop that. I don't even know what you are talking about but, I have this premonition that its bad.

Best watch out, I know there is at least one person on this floor from tampa (just can't remember who).

[mpbiv]

Originally posted by FearThe4Doors
http://plaza.ufl.edu/dspear/images/Alex.jpg

"I have a brother named Tom...."
Hahahahahaha, ok that one was good :bigthumb:

[FearThe4Doors]

http://plaza.ufl.edu/dspear/images/Ryan.jpg

"ok, so what else does Vanilla Ice do?"

[FearThe4Doors]

Originally posted by mpbiv
WTF, stop that. I don't even know what you are talking about but, I have this premonition that its bad.

Nah, just a little fun

I'll moderate myself if i get out of hand

[FearThe4Doors]

http://plaza.ufl.edu/dspear/images/Seth.jpg

"how about we go get a movie and come back to my room to watch it.. i got a chilled bottle of mad dog... then maybe i can hit it"

[FearThe4Doors]

http://plaza.ufl.edu/dspear/images/Maurice_Small.jpg

"heh... ok. Tell ya what... lemme go get my grandma's blue K-car, then we'll race for pink slips"

[FearThe4Doors]

http://plaza.ufl.edu/dspear/images/Ben2.jpg

"Really?!? You'll take me to the party?!?"

[mpbiv]

But for now I have to use my Accent with I/H/E ;)

[FearThe4Doors]

http://plaza.ufl.edu/swimer22/images/102_0212.jpg

"heeeey.... i can do a pretty cool Dana Carvey impression, wanna see?"

[FearThe4Doors]

http://plaza.ufl.edu/dspear/images/Nick_Small.jpg

"what school's mascot?"

[Shrek]

She aint bad
http://plaza.ufl.edu/dspear/images/Victoria_Small.jpg

[FearThe4Doors]

dont you know how the damn game works?!??!

stupid ogre

[leadfootedfool]

Who here has seen van wilder???


http://plaza.ufl.edu/swimer22/images/102_0212.jpg

"Tit! Oh, mommy. Most Indians would say "cow" because they are

sacred, but I hear "milk," I think giant jugs. You see, I cannot go

home a virgin. I came here to study the great American art of muff

diving. To smack clam, munch rug, dine at just one American pink taco

stand! You know, I wanted to, how is it, park the porpoise. You know?

I want to take it through the car wash, baby. And get it waxed. I want

to wax it. Wax it! You know, and air dry. Air dry that shit, yeah!

And I would like to be your assistant very much, Mr. Van Wilder."

[leadfootedfool]

http://plaza.ufl.edu/dspear/images/Jack_Big.jpg


"You're not toms brother, I am!!"

[FearThe4Doors]

http://plaza.ufl.edu/dspear/images/matt.jpg

"My impression of a bug that hit your windshield"

[leadfootedfool]

hahahaha!!

[leadfootedfool]

http://plaza.ufl.edu/dspear/images/Brent_Big.jpg

"Brian, I'm your long lost brother, and messier than you too!!"

[FearThe4Doors]

"i play chess during my study breaks"

[FearThe4Doors]

http://plaza.ufl.edu/dspear/images/Shanon_Big.jpg

"I shoulda got out of this booth before they stained the wood"

[FearThe4Doors]

http://plaza.ufl.edu/dspear/images/Ben_Big.jpg

"The microwave works great to dry shirts when you gotta pick up your date in 5 min"

[FearThe4Doors]

http://plaza.ufl.edu/dspear/images/Justin_Big.jpg

"I am a Tetris God!!"

[FearThe4Doors]

http://plaza.ufl.edu/dspear/images/Derrick_BIg.jpg

"Piiiictuuuure? ooookkkk maaannn"

[leadfootedfool]

http://plaza.ufl.edu/dspear/images/Max_Big.jpg

"You think this is fun fat ass??"

[FearThe4Doors]

http://plaza.ufl.edu/dspear/images/Steve_Big.jpg

"God i hope i get the call back from the application i put in for the mall security guard"

[FearThe4Doors]

http://plaza.ufl.edu/dspear/images/Sam_Big.jpg

"...and then when those fan at the World Cup started beating each other.... my god..."

[FearThe4Doors]

http://plaza.ufl.edu/dspear/images/Tommy_Big.jpg

"Ok guys, im about ready for the Haloween party.. can anyone guess who i am?"

[FearThe4Doors]

http://plaza.ufl.edu/dspear/images/Alex.jpg

"Hmmm... Pope John Paul?"

[leadfootedfool]

http://plaza.ufl.edu/dspear/images/Dan_Big.jpg

And then my friends srt beat a corvette, and then my friends srt beat a supra, and then my friends srt beat a rx7, and then.....

[leadfootedfool]

<insert fumbling sounds, zipper going up>

Knock damnit!!!

[FearThe4Doors]

http://plaza.ufl.edu/dspear/images/Jon_Big.jpg

"ok.. how's it go... 'put in the monkey... mixed in a cup.. went over to the girl... yo baby whazup?!'"

[FearThe4Doors]

http://plaza.ufl.edu/dspear/images/Caleb.jpg

"heh.. so how many did i take?"

[Jordan Y.]

Originally posted by FearThe4Doors
http://plaza.ufl.edu/dspear/images/Alex.jpg

"I have a brother named Tom...."

this is still the best.

[DkPoRican3]

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Originally posted by FearThe4Doors


"I have a brother named Tom...."
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rotflmao...love the captions so far, keep 'em coming...i would play too but i havent figured out how to attach images to my posts. Oh, and btw, i know like 5 of those kids on that page. The one on the top left and the 4th from the left on the top row (brian gibson and alex hettinger) are absolute turds. i say we keep making fun of them, it never gets old. gibson's nickname is sweet sweet faggot, and hettinger's nickname is taco ass. Use them well :)
PS. Since this is a mopar forum, anyone have a modded out SRT-4? if you do, what have you done to it (and how much $$), and what times are you getting?

[leadfootedfool]

http://plaza.ufl.edu/dspear/images/BrianG_Big.jpg

"I wouldn't have red eyes if i didn't shove tacos up my ass...."

[leadfootedfool]

http://plaza.ufl.edu/dspear/images/Alex.jpg

"Did someone say ass taco shoving??"

[leadfootedfool]

http://plaza.ufl.edu/dspear/images/Brian-Gibson.jpg


"My, what a sweet, sweet faggot you are."

[leadfootedfool]

http://plaza.ufl.edu/dspear/images/Alex.jpg


"Take a couple tacos out of your ass, the shells hurt my peepee."

[leadfootedfool]

http://plaza.ufl.edu/dspear/images/Brian-Gibson.jpg

"What, you can't take a little hot sauce on the cock, you sweet sweet faggot??"

[mpbiv]

Hahahahahahahahahaha damn Brian you PWN HARDCORE!!!!!!!!!!!

[FearThe4Doors]

youre pretty funny Brian....

[FearThe4Doors]

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...for a hippie

[leadfootedfool]

bwahah, i try

[Clint]

Originally posted by FearThe4Doors
http://plaza.ufl.edu/dspear/images/matt.jpg

"My impression of a bug that hit your windshield"


haha, fuck you made me laugh out loud at work

[Shrek]

Originally posted by leadfootedfool
http://plaza.ufl.edu/dspear/images/BrianG_Big.jpg

"I wouldn't have red eyes if i didn't shove tacos up my ass...."

*If and when Walter comes back he will understand*

I am RED MUFF