In a strange twist of fate

[Iroc Joe]

I am very close to trading the Dart for a '78 Macho Edition Trail Duster. Hooray beer! Oh yeah, I'm also going to become a cop. Hooray beer!

That is all. Carry on.



:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :D

[CrazyMoparGirl]

Congrats I think

[FearThe4Doors]

who are you?

[Iroc Joe]

Originally posted by "FearThe4Doors"

who are you?

I bet myself $20 you would say that. Goddamn I'm good. :lol:

[FearThe4Doors]

:D

[CrazyMoparGirl]

So are you back Jo3?

[Iroc Joe]

:)

I guess I'll be sent off to Havana, FL for 29 weeks for training to become an FWC officer. This starts in May. I guess I'll have to miss a semester of school, but after that the state of FL will pay my tuition bills. The only thing about this job that sucks is the pay isn't shit and FWC officers have the highest assault rate of any agency and have the most occupational hazards other than SWAT teams. Oh well, its something I've wanted to do for a VERY long time. :)

http://floridaconservation.org/law/aboutus.htm

[FearThe4Doors]

so you'll be part of the Floral Wildlife Defence team?

[CrazyMoparGirl]

Good lick with that Joe, at least with the staying safe part

[Iroc Joe]

Originally posted by "FearThe4Doors"

so you'll be part of the Floral Wildlife Defence team?

I'll be Flipper's homie and Bambi's best friend :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


I got an e-mail from the guy, after driving down to Riverview and taking fresh pics of the car that show it's still in awesome shape (undercarriage you can eat off of...still has factory undercoating) He tells me never mind, I don't want to tradwe anymore. Flaming ball of wheat pricks. :x

So I'm listing it for sale on Moparts and maybe the newspaper. :verysad:

[FearThe4Doors]

Bastards!

[CrazyMoparGirl]

I'd buy it from ya, but I have enough cars at last

[FearThe4Doors]

thats impossible!

[mpbiv]

Originally posted by "CrazyMoparGirl"

I'd buy it from ya, but I have enough cars at last
Ha Jeff is right, you already have way too many cars, 1 more won't make a difference :wink:

[leadfootedfool]

The topic of this thread is extremely fitting so what the hell.

Was involved in a wreck today, and I believe that my car will be totaled. I was rearended and then pushed into the back of a minivan that was slowing due to the car in front of it making a right turn. So anyway, honda civic plows into me, then pushes me into the minivan making my airbag go off. The neon is REALLY fucked up including bent subframe in front and who knows in the back. Best part about it is that the civic that hit me incurred a messed up bumper as did the minivan in front of me, they are both able to drive away. Get the police report, tow truck finally comes and after the cars hooked up, driver decides to make a "pitstop" at a 7-11 . I figure what the hell, buy a scratch off and a quick pick and win $5 on the scratch off. Go figure.

So anyway, I just have to wait to see what the insurance company does and how much I'll get and then go from there.

[Iroc Joe]

Bah, the FWC officer misled me. The application process takes a WHOLE GODDAMN YEAR!!!!! Oh well, I'll fill out the paperwork this coming week.

[FearThe4Doors]

holy crap brian! bent frame, yeah that sounds totaled for such an "old" car. Guess you'll have to buy it for 10% and get your engine?

Glad you're ok!

[mpbiv]

Wow that sucks hardcore man. Good to hear you're ok. Hopefully you can find another car soon, or do you still have the CSX?

[CrazyMoparGirl]

Originally posted by 87IROC
Bah, the FWC officer misled me. The application process takes a WHOLE GODDAMN YEAR!!!!! Oh well, I'll fill out the paperwork this coming week.

Corrections Dept takes 6 months, not as glamorus though

[CrazyMoparGirl]

Originally posted by leadfootedfool
The topic of this thread is extremely fitting so what the hell.

Was involved in a wreck today, and I believe that my car will be totaled. I was rearended and then pushed into the back of a minivan that was slowing due to the car in front of it making a right turn. So anyway, honda civic plows into me, then pushes me into the minivan making my airbag go off. The neon is REALLY fucked up including bent subframe in front and who knows in the back. Best part about it is that the civic that hit me incurred a messed up bumper as did the minivan in front of me, they are both able to drive away. Get the police report, tow truck finally comes and after the cars hooked up, driver decides to make a "pitstop" at a 7-11 . I figure what the hell, buy a scratch off and a quick pick and win $5 on the scratch off. Go figure.

So anyway, I just have to wait to see what the insurance company does and how much I'll get and then go from there.


Sucks about the car, congrats on the scratcher ticket. I say buy the car back yank the drivetrain and find a Omni and have fun building that up with Neon drivetrain ;)

[FearThe4Doors]

sell that shitty bottom end, put the top end on a 2.5 and goooooooo turboooooooooo

[CrazyMoparGirl]

dOH!!

[Iroc Joe]

Oh, and Brian...sorry to hear about the accident. Go get your back czeched out...it's a bad accident similar to that that fux0redf my back for life. Glad to hear you are OK though.

[FearThe4Doors]

I must be superman. I got rearended by a F150 and totaled my Honda, i survived. I also went head first into a Malibu and survived.

[CrazyMoparGirl]

J3ff = Gumby :D

[FearThe4Doors]

either that, or everyone else is gumby.. they bend to easily and break

[FearThe4Doors]

whoa! another pwn!

[CrazyMoparGirl]

Behave J3ff