Joe the security gaurd

[Iroc Joe]

Well, since there have been a couple of armed robberies on the street my mom's store is on (really rich neighborhood) I have been playing security gaurd over there at night. I have my great grandfather's old service revolver from when he was a cop in Ossining, NY. This old .38 is the best fuckin handgun I've ever shot (yes, I've shot quite a few). When my father got it it was in great shape, no rust. However, satan (my mother) who absolutely HATES guns, made him store it in the safe. Somehow, moisture got in the safe and well..it really sucks, that gun is 100% original. I now refer to it as "Texaco" because of the amount of oil I keep on it at all times. It now resides in my room while it's "off duty"

Pretty sweet, eh?

[Iroc Joe]

other side

[Iroc Joe]

Don't fuck with me

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

[Iroc Joe]

one more for the intimidation (notice the Federal Hydra-Shok JHP rounds :D )

[Iroc Joe]

3 am boredom.

[CrazyMoparGirl]

becareful and don't get arrested

[Iroc Joe]

Originally posted by "CrazyMoparGirl"

becareful and don't get arrested

heh. I hope that asshole comes in on my watch :roll: :lol: :lol: :lol: :D

[Levi]

Your gonna get yourself hurt...

That pea shooter will never stop a cracked up junky looking for cash to feed his habit..Much less any other person..

Think about that.. before you start going Gung Ho..

PS: 45 Auto with Black Talons...

[Joe]

Awww... isnt that cute.... a pea-shooter....

The best weapon for crackhead thugs is the following:

Mossberg 12ga pump action with the 18" barrell pistol grip and the following rounds loaded in the order listed:

birdshot : buckshot : buckshot : hollowpoint slug : hollowpoint slug

If the dude is still walking, then run, cause the bish is a zombie.

:lol: :o

[FearThe4Doors]

you gonna go join TampaGunChat.com and hang out with them too now? <sniff>

[Iroc Joe]

Levi - Pea shooter my ass. If you NEED a .45 to be safe, you need to just not carry and go back to the playground with the other kiddies. Shot placement is what matters most. I can't actually believe you wrote that. Do you know anything about guns besides what you read in Combat Handguns or American Handgunner? A .38 will enter a skull as much as a .45 will. Also, I'm sorry but a .38 is rifled, and has more penetration than a "tumbling round" such as a .45. Six shots with that gun to the center of mass (and I''ll be going for the heart or lungs) or 1 to the skull and I don't give a fuck who you are, you are not getting up.

Not knocking a .45 though, what you didn't see was the Taurus PT-945 .45 sitting on the desk. Damn good gun, even shooting shitty range reloads it has yet to malfunction once.

Oh and Dave I'm getting a Beretta 1201 FP or Benelli M1 18" riot gun when I can afford it. They are basically the same with the Benelli being more expensive. Loaded with Federal 00 Buckshot... ya know, what the military uses for "brush clearing" hehehehe :)

[Levi]

I only was a Scout Sniper for 4 years...

So if you can't do it with one shoot, it doesn't count... :D

[Iroc Joe]

OK, cool. Then you are alright. :D

By next week I hope to have a 1911 (hoping I can find one for a decent price at the gun show)

Your original comment about a .38 not stopping anyway didn't make a helluva lot of sense, but I can see where you might have been biased towards the .45 ;)

[FearThe4Doors]

so hows the Dodge(s), joe

[Iroc Joe]

Originally posted by "FearThe4Doors"

so hows the Dodge(s), joe

heh. Truck runs great. I need to replace the window seals though, they are beyond fux0red.

[Levi]

1911 model would be nice to have... worth alot if is good condition and original.

I didn't want you to take it personally about the GUN SIZE.. It was more for you..If your going to pull out a gun make sure your ready to kill that person.


If it was my parents store that was needing to be watched. I would be doing from the top of a building or a tree. But not thug style.. Snipe the basterd as he comes out from the robbery, that way your not in danger and he has no time to react to you and the weapon your holding.

[CrazyMoparGirl]

Originally posted by "87IROC"

so hows the Dodge(s), joe

heh. Truck runs great. I need to replace the window seals though, they are beyond fux0red.

sPEAKING OF dODGES i FOUND A REAL NICE rAMCHARGER, 77 POP TOP, original owner I think, 360 4x4 Looks real good in the pics. 3500 obo

[Iroc Joe]

Originally posted by "Levi"

If your going to pull out a gun make sure your ready to kill that person.


If it was my parents store that was needing to be watched. I would be doing from the top of a building or a tree. But not thug style.. Snipe the basterd as he comes out from the robbery, that way your not in danger and he has no time to react to you and the weapon your holding.

That's one of the Cardinal rules. You don't pull it out unless you fully intend on using it. I do know what I'm doing.

Unfortunately, your sniper bit would take a self-defense shooting (100% legal) and turn it into 1st degree murder. Being ass raped 7 days a week by Bubba isn't my idea of a grandeous vacation at the Hillsborough Hilton. Besides which, that leaves either my mom or little sister to be robbed by said person with a loaded handgun. No thanks, I'll take MY chances with him/her.

[Levi]

How you gonna get caught if he is dead from a shot that came from...

The only way you would get caught is, if you kept the weapon, instead of tossing it into the bay somewhere.


Its hard to get convicted, if the witness is dead.


Maybe you could dress up as a Chip rack and hide out in the store... JFWY

Also I think they would still charge you, being you don't have a weapons permit, or have the gun registered.

I also know if its not in your house, you have no rights.. even if it is in your parents store.. different laws about that.. it would be better to have your parents blow him away.


I knew this guy and he shot a thief who pulled out a gun and tried to rob him.. he shot him in the shoulder and the thief sued the shit outta the guy and won..The other guy got charged for attempted murder in the second degree with no premed, but that changed once they found he kept the gun in the store for such a purpose to shoot thieves.. and he got screwed.

[Iroc Joe]

Matters not if I have a permit, and this was told to me by a TPD Officer of 20 years. It's my store, it's totally legal if I feel my life is in danger. Besides which, I am part of the corporation that owns the business (yes, we are registered as a corporation). My mother hates guns anyway, and I'll be damned if I sit idly and watch her try to struggle. Put your self in my shoes.

[Joe]

Originally posted by "Levi"


The only way you would get caught is, if you kept the weapon, instead of tossing it into the bay somewhere.



Hmmm... that being said...

I might need to get my scuba gear and hit the bayside bridge to see what treasures lurk beneath.... :D :o

[FearThe4Doors]

this

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thread

[FearThe4Doors]

sucks

[FearThe4Doors]

I'm

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pwning

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I

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also

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want

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to

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be

[FearThe4Doors]

#6

[FearThe4Doors]

There's a long way to go to catch lori. Especially since TR is anti-whore now

[BIG_Truck_Driver]

Originally posted by "Joe"


The only way you would get caught is, if you kept the weapon, instead of tossing it into the bay somewhere.



Hmmm... that being said...

I might need to get my scuba gear and hit the bayside bridge to see what treasures lurk beneath.... :D :o

DUDE!!!, I'm so down for that, would be a blast and cheap as hell.

[Iroc Joe]

heheh

[leadfootedfool]

Originally posted by "FearThe4Doors"

There's a long way to go to catch lori. Especially since TR is anti-whore now

thats GHEY

[leadfootedfool]

who made that lamo rule?

[leadfootedfool]

WTF!!!!

they turned the spam block shit on again

[FearThe4Doors]

probably their crappy server

[FearThe4Doors]

Originally posted by "87IROC"

http://www.tamparacing.com/phpBB2/download.php?id=7640

wtf? 1911?

Looks like joe has a new thing to obsess over.. :roll:

:lol:

[leadfootedfool]

i don't even know what to say about the gun thing

[FearThe4Doors]

Originally posted by "leadfootedfool"

i don't even know what to say about the gun thing

"at least i live 30 min north of him"?

[FearThe4Doors]

Originally posted by "leadfootedfool"

WTF!!!!

they turned the spam block shit on again

yep, anti-whore

[leadfootedfool]

maybe just a........

[FearThe4Doors]

eiw... someone made a poop between that hat and the blanket. oh wait..

[leadfootedfool]

hahahahaha!!!!

[FearThe4Doors]

doh!

[leadfootedfool]

Originally posted by "speed_daemon1"


The only way you would get caught is, if you kept the weapon, instead of tossing it into the bay somewhere.



Hmmm... that being said...

I might need to get my scuba gear and hit the bayside bridge to see what treasures lurk beneath.... :D :o

DUDE!!!, I'm so down for that, would be a blast and cheap as hell.

i know roughly where some maryjowanna was tossed. might not be any good though, or there were some high fishys

[mpbiv]

Besides flood checking what did TR do to be anti whore?

[mpbiv]

might as well post a few more to hit 2k

[mpbiv]

la di da di da

[mpbiv]

So what did everyone ask for for Christmas?

[mpbiv]

wow lookee I pwned one

[CrazyMoparGirl]

I want it all :D

[Iroc Joe]

Originally posted by "FearThe4Doors"

http://www.tamparacing.com/phpBB2/download.php?id=7640

wtf? 1911?

Looks like joe has a new thing to obsess over.. :roll:

:lol:

Actually, I've always been a gun crazy lunatic. It's just now that I'm 21 I can actually BUY what I want.

[FearThe4Doors]

Originally posted by "87IROC"

http://www.tamparacing.com/phpBB2/download.php?id=7640

wtf? 1911?

Looks like joe has a new thing to obsess over.. :roll:

:lol:

Actually, I've always been a gun crazy lunatic. It's just now that I'm 21 I can actually BUY what I want.

Thanks. Now I know what 1911 means. :roll:

[FearThe4Doors]

Originally posted by "mpbiv"

Besides flood checking what did TR do to be anti whore?

thats what i was refering to.

If they really wanted to stop whoring, they would just have to close the Free For All forum. LOL, TR traffic would come to a stop

[mpbiv]

Originally posted by "FearThe4Doors"

Besides flood checking what did TR do to be anti whore?

thats what i was refering to.

If they really wanted to stop whoring, they would just have to close the Free For All forum. LOL, TR traffic would come to a stop
Hahahaha

Maybe they should threaten to close FFA until people donate enough for a new server ;)

[FearThe4Doors]

and honda "tech"

[Iroc Joe]

Originally posted by "FearThe4Doors"



Thanks. Now I know what 1911 means. :roll:

"Pistol, Automatic, Caliber .45, Model of 1911 US Army"

Designed by John Moses Browning for Colt and approved by the US Ordinance department in 1911. Used as primary issue sidearm in all branches until it's replacement in 1985 by shitty Beretta 9mm's.

Best automatic pistol ever designed. This weekend I'll be buying my first. Hopefully second as well if I can find a good deal. After that I'll be looking to buy a real WW II GI gun, problem is...they aren't cheap :(

[FearThe4Doors]

well golly, that cleared it up!

:?

[CrazyMoparGirl]

Now I want a new gun for christmas, when Bob goes to Florida, and I'll be stuck out here ALONE!!!!, I will be carrying my little 9mm. He still won't let me use the Colt, it's a .45 snub nose, fits nicely in my purse :D

[Iroc Joe]

9mm parabellums suck :D :D :D

carry something will a little more "umph" :D :D :D :D :D


I just happen to hate the 9 mm, nothing personal.

[leadfootedfool]

ug

if this goes on much longer my .02 will have to be inserted

[FearThe4Doors]

but you dont mind 9mm for a penis size right?

[mpbiv]

"With great power comes great responsibility" - Uncle Ben Parker

*yes I read too many Spiderman comics, and watched the movie many times*

Actually I am kind of concerned about how some people talk about guns in here, its almost like kids bragging about who has the biggest super soaker. I just hope for all you gun toters that you respect the kind of responsibility owning a gun brings.

[mpbiv]

Originally posted by "leadfootedfool"

ug

if this goes on much longer my .02 will have to be inserted
Thats what I just did.

[leadfootedfool]

Originally posted by "mpbiv"

ug

if this goes on much longer my .02 will have to be inserted
Thats what I just did.

Then I'll follow suit.






Originally posted by "mpbiv"

"With great power comes great responsibility" - Uncle Ben Parker

*yes I read too many Spiderman comics, and watched the movie many times*

Actually I am kind of concerned about how some people talk about guns in here, its almost like kids bragging about who has the biggest super soaker. I just hope for all you gun toters that you respect the kind of responsibility owning a gun brings.

:thumbup:

[Iroc Joe]

You are preaching to the chior. I am one of the biggest sticklers when it comes to gun safety. Yes, I'm well aware of the responsibilities, but I happen to enjoy shooting as a sport, not just as a self defense measure.