Paging Mr. FUCT [Archive]

Uncle Ben

09-30-2002, 11:53 PM

Originally posted by "BoostedY2KGT"

Hey Uncle Rice, how about you and me line up? You can be my next kill!!! Oh, and good luck beating Will, he's already got you on lockdown. ;)

Have a splendid day.

It would be Uncle Ben's pleasure. Shall he expect you in your girls car or will he need to wait until you have one that runs? Until then you can help him ice his intake and take out his back seat. I'm sure you'll get a nice view sitting in the fan boy section. :squint:

Dr Evo

10-01-2002, 12:23 AM

Originally posted my Uncle Rice[qoute]It would be Uncle Ben's pleasure. Shall he expect you in your girls car or will he need to wait until you have one that runs? Until then you can help him ice his intake and take out his back seat. I'm sure you'll get a nice view sitting in the fan boy section. :squint:[/quote]

Umm, we don't drive imports. There is no need for us to "take out the back seats" or "ice our intakes". We actually HAVE HORSEPOWER, unlike some of us. So take your make believe domestic killer to the streets and see what happens. Or is your car a "race car" that only races at the track? Gutted interior, no seats, no radio or A/C don't impress me. Maybe it works on your 14 year old friends. :roll:

Does it matter what car I'll be in? They are both faster than your box of rice. Uncle Ben-dover, get real and get a real car.

'nuff said.......you are the weakest link, GOODBYE!!!

flounder

10-01-2002, 12:27 AM

:lol: You guys are hilarious.

chet

10-01-2002, 12:33 AM

i know, lets see a race!

btw, what does uncle ben drive?

Uncle Ben

10-01-2002, 12:39 AM

So do you have a car that runs yet? Or are you just a MR. I. "Ben" Fuct fanboy? Bring the '99 if that's all you can scrape up.

It's you losers Uncle Ben sees ripping out the seats, spare, floormats etc. while the ice bag melts on your intake. Uncle Ben will run at the track the same way he takes a leisurely cruise. In full comfort and luxury.

Uncle Ben only cooks rice. He can sautee, steam, fry, and bake. He has many recipes. He's even got one for Steeda posers. If you had the intelligence that God gave a boll weevil you'd have done your homework before calling him out.

Shall Uncle Ben make a reservation for you at the smackdown hotel? Saturday? Say 10ish? Just remember MR. I "Ben" Fuct is first to eat at the plate of humility. After Uncle Ben hot laps around your table will be seated.

Keith

10-01-2002, 12:58 AM

damn... now doesnt "uncle ben" sound like a fucking wrestler??? what a fag... are you going to race in tights???
-Keith

Dr Evo

10-01-2002, 01:09 AM

"Uncle ass clown will only run at the track". Screw the track! Why would I drive all the way out there to BEAT you when I can do it on the streets?

Just becareful when you are driving your "race car" down the road. There is a certain someone that will he hunting you. When you arrive at the light of judgement, proceed to move forward as it turns into the color of envy, but beware, you will try to emerge on top only to be trampled by the wrath of a better breed. Cry as you may with your tires screeching fort, but there will not be any mercy on you as you loose to yourself, pathetic being.

Uncle Ben

10-01-2002, 01:14 AM

Originally posted by "BoostedY2KGT"

"Uncle ass clown will only run at the track". Screw the track! Why would I drive all the way out there to BEAT you when I can do it on the streets?

Just becareful when you are driving your "race car" down the road. There is a certain someone that will he hunting you. When you arrive at the light of judgement, proceed to move forward as it turns into the color of envy, but beware, you will try to emerge on top only to be trampled by the wrath of a better breed. Cry as you may with your tires screeching fort, but there will not be any mercy on you as you loose to yourself, pathetic being.

Uncle Ben will consider that as a concession by default. 'Fraid you'll get treed? Won't be able to make any excuses? . . . . or just skeeered? :lol:

BTW, How's the creative writing class? Looks like you're working on the fantasy assignment. :squint:

Uncle Ben

10-01-2002, 01:17 AM

Originally posted by "`92CXhatch"

damn... now doesnt "uncle ben" sound like a fucking wrestler??? what a fag... are you going to race in tights???
-Keith

Son, coming from a ricer Uncle Ben will have to consider "fag" to be a compliment. If you're looking for boys in tights check the mirror after you put your jammies on. :roll:

dsm

10-01-2002, 01:24 AM

Originally posted by "Uncle Ben"

damn... now doesnt "uncle ben" sound like a fucking wrestler??? what a fag... are you going to race in tights???
-Keith

Son, coming from a ricer Uncle Ben will have to consider "fag" to be a compliment. If you're looking for boys in tights check the mirror after you put your jammies on. :roll:

im just curious, what do u drive?

Strongest Man In The World

10-01-2002, 02:33 AM

Originally posted by "`92CXhatch"

damn... now doesnt "uncle ben" sound like a fucking wrestler??? what a fag... are you going to race in tights???
-Keith

yeah this guy is deff, a homo

Uncle Ben

10-01-2002, 02:44 AM

Strongest Man In The World

10-01-2002, 02:55 AM

uhhhhhh OK that was kinda weird :?

i was refering to the honda fag, if u had any misconception about my comment :wink:

Tom N

10-01-2002, 05:10 AM

what kind of car do you drive????[/siz]
how can anyone meet you there and race you
if we dont know what you drive.
Is the car street legal or just a track car?

chet

10-01-2002, 07:32 AM

he drives a 92 ford tempo with a 50 shot.

Uncle Ben

10-01-2002, 07:39 AM

.
.
.
<------ See the bowtie?
.
.
.
Originally posted by "TRIPLE G"

what kind of car do you drive????[/siz]
how can anyone meet you there and race you
if we dont know what you drive.
Is the car street legal or just a track car?

"Uncle Ben will run at the track the same way he takes a leisurely cruise. In full comfort and luxury. "

To make it plainer for those who have yet to master Reading Comprehension 101:
Uncle Ben drives a Chevrolet. This is a car of domestic origin. It has an 8 cylinder motor. It is RWD. It has an automatic (say AWWToeMatik) transmission. Full leather interior, working (read blows cold) air conditioning, cruise control, power seats, power mirrors, premium sound system (Uncle Ben reserves the right to remove the CD from the deck while in the staging lane) and a complete set of floor mats which will remain in the car unlike '99 cobras that can only get in the 12's by removing them along with a large pile of assorted crap. For further detail it's all in the sig.

Uncle Ben, aside from being an accomplished chef of special distinction, does his homework and knows all of the players without a program. He knows who MADBOOST/URFUCT is. He knows who Thugging Tony is.

Mr. Fuct made the mistake of issuing a general call out. He now gets to play the hand he's been dealt. If he can get past Uncle Ben I believe his next dance will be with the good Doctor of Dirtology. Uncle Ben hopes you can figure out who he is. :roll:

URFUCT

10-01-2002, 08:51 AM

Sure uncle Ben, I'll race you!! But how are you the uncle when I'm YOU DADDY!!!!! Take a lesson from the last 2 that called me out son, daddies belt is easily unbuckled.

Uncle Ben

10-01-2002, 09:07 AM

Will you have your game on Saturday at 10:00? If Uncle Ben signs off on your ride you get to throw down with the Dr. next. Remember a no show counts as a loss.

Carefull you don't jet too big. Uncle Ben don't want to get hit with no pieces of molten LS1. :lol: And as long as Uncle Ben don't get his cookin' hands dirty he'll even help you push it on the trailor.

StreetRacingOnline

10-01-2002, 11:29 AM

this is funny shit... almost better than the supraforums.... Did you guys race?

BlackZ28

10-01-2002, 01:56 PM

Originally posted by "StreetRacingOnline"

this is funny shit... almost better than the supraforums.... Did you guys race?

:werd:

URFUCT

10-01-2002, 02:07 PM

Originally posted by "TenaciousC"

urfuct is a pussy

that is all

and when you beat him he'll make excuses.

His car is also much, much faster than yours and he is also capable of causing you great bodily harm with his bare hands.

Strongest Man In The World

10-01-2002, 02:12 PM

haha, that he is, will is not a small fry :lol:

URFUCT

10-01-2002, 02:14 PM

Originally posted by "DrDirt"

The Dr. would like a piece of that too provided there is anything left of him after you are finished with him. You wanted to know where Badrap was, BMP is where. You declined my last invitation with your old car. I will extend the invitation again for your new one. Come get some.

Ahhh....Dr.dirt..I admire you. When I'm 75 and retired and have days on end to work on my car I hope I can get low 11's too. Well that is as long as I convert my car to a 3 spd auto and pick up a full second because my frigid old leg can barley press the clutch down and I almost broke my hip trying. I guess you werent satisfied with the incredibly fast 12 second passes you made with your car. I guess you got tired of perfecting your granny shifting, or should I say grampy shifting. Your days will come dirty one, I will was your ass over and over until the call you Mr.Clean. HAHA!!!!

URFUCT

10-01-2002, 02:30 PM

Yeah, I'm refering to the pussy part. I talk shit but I've backed up every word. Don't get yourself in a war of words that your physically incapable of backing up. Believe me, you are physically incapable, so I suggest you leave that alone from here on end. As far as the making excuses part, can you now inform me on that. :D

Keith

10-01-2002, 02:40 PM

Originally posted by "Uncle Ben"

damn... now doesnt "uncle ben" sound like a fucking wrestler??? what a fag... are you going to race in tights???
-Keith

yeah this guy is deff, a homo

Watch yourself Donnie. Uncle Ben is as serious as a pit bull on crack and he may just pinch your ass the next time he sees you. :o

see what i mean... "he may just pinch your ass"... what a FAG!!!
-Keith

TTZ28

10-01-2002, 02:42 PM

Originally posted by "URFUCT"

urfuct is a pussy

that is all

and when you beat him he'll make excuses.

His car is also much, much faster than yours and he is also capable of causing you great bodily harm with his bare hands.

Well look who perfected the art of a Keyboard punch.Must be all the internet roids he's been taking.
CAN YOU SAY ANAL RETENTIVE!!!! :roll: :lol:

Keith

10-01-2002, 02:43 PM

Originally posted by "Exhaust Etc"

damn... now doesnt "uncle ben" sound like a fucking wrestler??? what a fag... are you going to race in tights???
-Keith

yeah this guy is deff, a homo

yeah you got me... im gay you figured me out... it is ok i know your pain... i know that you are Projecting you feelings onto others... i spoke with you Dr. he tells me that you will soon come out of the closet... let us here on TR know when that is we will throw a rainbow party for you...
-Keith

Keith

10-01-2002, 02:50 PM

Originally posted by "URFUCT"

Yeah, I'm refering to the pussy part. I talk shit but I've backed up every word. Don't get yourself in a war of words that your physically incapable of backing up. Believe me, you are physically incapable, so I suggest you leave that alone from here on end. As far as the making excuses part, can you now inform me on that. :D

yeah... i have to back him up on this one... i have met URFUCT before... BIG BLACK MAN!!! talk about kickin some ass... i would not fuck with him...
-Keith

Chris

10-01-2002, 03:30 PM

Originally posted by "URFUCT"

Sure uncle Ben, I'll race you!! But how are you the uncle when I'm YOU DADDY!!!!! Take a lesson from the last 2 that called me out son, daddies belt is easily unbuckled.

So is this a guaranteed showing by mr URFUCT?

Tom N

10-01-2002, 03:41 PM

Originally posted by "Uncle Ben"

.
.
.
<------ See the bowtie?
.
.
.
[quote="TRIPLE G"]what kind of car do you drive????[/siz]
how can anyone meet you there and race you
if we dont know what you drive.
Is the car street legal or just a track car?

"

To make it plainer for those who have yet to master Reading Comprehension 101:
Uncle Ben drives a Chevrolet. This is a car of domestic origin. It has an 8 cylinder motor. It is RWD. It has an automatic (say AWWToeMatik) transmission. Full leather interior, working (read blows cold) air conditioning, cruise control, power seats, power mirrors, premium sound system (Uncle Ben reserves the right to remove the CD from the deck while in the staging lane) and a complete set of floor mats which will remain in the car unlike '99 cobras that can only get in the 12's by removing them along with a large pile of assorted crap. For further detail it's all in the sig.

All it says is a N/A automatic rwd chevy so i guess you drive a 93 Z-28. Seeing as thats what i have and it matches that description. Now what year make and model do you drive maybe you could through the color in as well. Chevy does make more that one rwd automatic car. Stop beeing so fucking anal and just say what you have Ex: 01 vette,98 SS, 00 WS-6, 93 Z-28 and so on. Now you try. One more time the questiom is what kind of car do you drive not could you give me a description of the car and let me guess.

BackinBlack

10-01-2002, 03:45 PM

ok.. Uncle ben is legit, and is NOT a troll.. I know him well, and hsi car is for real.. he just isnt going to say what he has right now , he wants to keep it a surprise..

all I will say for sure, if Tony and Will better really be bringing the house, or it will be a complete laugher of a race.

and Will? dude, why you have to threaten the kids with physical shit? for gods sake dude.. your cars is going to get hammered, and to detract attention that YOU begged for, you go threatening kids? if you MUST make threats at least threaten a grown man..

DrDirt

10-01-2002, 03:50 PM

Originally posted by "URFUCT"

The Dr. would like a piece of that too provided there is anything left of him after you are finished with him. You wanted to know where Badrap was, BMP is where. You declined my last invitation with your old car. I will extend the invitation again for your new one. Come get some.

Ahhh....Dr.dirt..I admire you. When I'm 75 and retired and have days on end to work on my car I hope I can get low 11's too. Well that is as long as I convert my car to a 3 spd auto and pick up a full second because my frigid old leg can barley press the clutch down and I almost broke my hip trying. I guess you werent satisfied with the incredibly fast 12 second passes you made with your car. I guess you got tired of perfecting your granny shifting, or should I say grampy shifting. Your days will come dirty one, I will was your ass over and over until the call you Mr.Clean. HAHA!!!!

You're not skeeeerd of a lil ol' automatic 302 are you? So are saying you can't hang with an old guy in a ratty Mustang coupe much less hang with Badrap? (you do recall asking where Badrap was, right?) But someday......oh, Aunite Em, someday you can? Guess that's Dr Dirt 1, URFUCT 0 by default. Easiest kill I ever got. Thanks for playing. Actually, since you declined to come out and play with your last car too, make that Dr Dirt 2, URFUCT 0

I am disappointed though, especially since you stated earlier that this was your 3rd straight car you've gotten into the 11's. You wouldn't happen to have that time slip on you, would you?

just2fast

10-01-2002, 04:40 PM

just2fast

10-01-2002, 04:51 PM

Originally posted by "DrDirt"

I am disappointed though, especially since you stated earlier that this was your 3rd straight car you've gotten into the 11's. You wouldn't happen to have that time slip on you, would you?

hay dr that would mean that he has to goto the track. that car aint never seen a track before.

DrDirt

10-01-2002, 05:05 PM

Originally posted by "just2fast"

I am disappointed though, especially since you stated earlier that this was your 3rd straight car you've gotten into the 11's. You wouldn't happen to have that time slip on you, would you?

hay dr that would mean that he has to goto the track. that car aint never seen a track before.

Well now, that makes sense. :D

But isn't there some sort of conversion factor for figuring timeslips from how you slap around stock cars on the street?

Chris

10-01-2002, 05:08 PM

I think it's based on the mileage driven each Saturday night vs. Honda's killed. You know, each car per mile equals a half second off of a 20 second baseline....That way the more you go hunting for kills the faster your car is :|

Uncle Ben

10-01-2002, 05:25 PM

Just so everyone understands.

A no show is a LOSS.
The expected time is 10:00AM sharp in the staging lanes. I will not wait around for someone who does not have their shit together. Not ready to go at 10:00AM=a LOSS.
Heads up tree. A red light is a LOSS.
1 run is all you get. Get it done or it's a LOSS.
And since you're so unfamiliar with the track the winner will be indicated by the lights at the finish line. A faster ET after getting treed is still a LOSS.

BTW, Triple G since you are not a party to this you really have no need to know. If you're so GD curious you should go to the track and find out for yourself. :squint:

URFUCT

10-01-2002, 05:31 PM

Oh look at the Badrapists coming to life....mission complete. Dirt boy, when did I say I could hang with the Badrapers? I just said I would like to race them. I look for LS1's with spray to race all weekend and there nowhere to be found. Me and Boffa get tired of smacking around rice and wanted to race some faster cars, camparable to ours. Like f-bodies with spray, Mustangs etc. i never had a faster car, I just said I would like to race faster cars. It looks like I accomplished that. Sat night guys?

just2fast

10-01-2002, 05:33 PM

i have to say that i been lurking this site for a few weeks but this thread here made me register and reply. thank you guys for making my days.

hay mr ben i dont think mr will fuct is going to show up. he sounds like he dont do no track racing only street racing. hate to see you waste time unless you like racing on the track.

URFUCT

10-01-2002, 05:34 PM

Since when do you make the rules Ben?I work 3am til noon Sat. so dont try to finagle a win without racing me. I never agreed to being at the track Sat. But I will make myself very visible as always Fri. and Sat. nights. you dont win until we line up and your car is in front of mine. Sat night as always?

just2fast

10-01-2002, 05:36 PM

URFUCT

10-01-2002, 05:36 PM

Originally posted by "just2fast"

i have to say that i been lurking this site for a few weeks but this thread here made me register and reply. thank you guys for making my days.

hay mr ben i dont think mr will fuct is going to show up. he sounds like he dont do no track racing only street racing. hate to see you waste time unless you like racing on the track.

They have to show up at TR track days because their respective site does not participate in racing activity. Just a bunch of fast cars scared to lose to each other.

just2fast

10-01-2002, 05:40 PM

just2fast

10-01-2002, 05:43 PM

Originally posted by "URFUCT"

i have to say that i been lurking this site for a few weeks but this thread here made me register and reply. thank you guys for making my days.

hay mr ben i dont think mr will fuct is going to show up. he sounds like he dont do no track racing only street racing. hate to see you waste time unless you like racing on the track.

They have to show up at TR track days because their respective site does not participate in racing activity. Just a bunch of fast cars scared to lose to each other.
ya but it sounds like to me that they do some racing stuff but only at the track so how can you say that. they seem to be nice fellas who just dont race on the street for some reason.

Zate

10-01-2002, 05:46 PM

I say schedule this for the TR Track day.. will make it more interesting to have some 'races' on the cards.. pull in a few more spectators..

that or gitterdun on the street.. but for christs sake.. can we get more racing less shit talkin?.. lol.

as amusing as some of it is.. it means little till you line up.

URFUCT

10-01-2002, 05:48 PM

MR2driver

10-01-2002, 05:56 PM

http://mr2fast.homestead.com/files/tyatr.jpg

just2fast

10-01-2002, 06:48 PM

Originally posted by "URFUCT"

Since when do you make the rules Ben?I work 3am til noon Sat. so dont try to finagle a win without racing me. I never agreed to being at the track Sat.
i guess you ansered my question. i guess you aint going to show up. why dont you make another time to meet at a racetrack so you will have timeslips to prove stuff. unless your ascared of getting beat. i know i would not want to go somewhere i knew i was going to lose at.

First off, YOU'VE never asked me to race. YOU'VE never even identified yourself, and you call me a coward? Hokie Dokie :roll: Why do you think I will get mad if I lose? You don't think I've ever lost before? I know what these guys run and I know who will be a good run and who I'll obviously lose to.

well since nowing my name will make you feel better its doug. now like i said i asked you earlier that if you was going to be at the track or why dont you make a date to race them at the track later. thats what i was talking about when i said you answered my questiun. why do i think you will git mad if you lose is because you wont meet anybody at a track. you only want to race on the street. i guess that way you can make xcuses for losing that way you dont look bad. just from lurking here for a few weeks it is a parent that you are ascared to goto the track and you only race on the street. streetracing is a thing of the past back when there wasnt no tracks to goto. we have tracks now and only real racers only goto tracks so they can back up all of there shit talking by having there times and speeds on paper. so dont get snotty with me unless you aint scared to run your car against me on a track. i dont give a shit how big or small you are i never got rude with you and you better not get rude with me.

Aharon

10-01-2002, 07:07 PM

Uncle Ben sounds like Mr. Akimoto.

Uncle Ben

10-01-2002, 07:51 PM

You come into Uncle Ben's playground and make a general call out and you don't expect to man up on Uncle Ben's turf? This will be a race where there is no doubt. No winner decided by a vote. No excuses. Uncle Ben doesn't need to hear you whine like a little bitch until after he makes you HIS bitch.

Uncle Ben will share a staging lane with you BUT he will not share a jail cell with you. As of 10/01/02 it's criminal plus forfeiture of your ride. Since you're still paying for yours that probably won't bother you. :roll:

If you're working at 10:00AM on Saturday when do you want to do this at BMP? Uncle Ben has jambalaya night on Thursday evenings so that's out.

Just a word of warning. Uncle Ben always has something cooking on the stove. As time goes on more ingredients get added to the pot. If you wait too long you might find that what Uncle Ben serves up is too spicy for you to handle.

And if you break your ride while keeping Uncle Ben waiting that's a loss too. :squint:

DrDirt

10-01-2002, 08:56 PM

Originally posted by "URFUCT"

Oh look at the Badrapists coming to life....mission complete. Dirt boy, when did I say I could hang with the Badrapers? I just said I would like to race them. I look for LS1's with spray to race all weekend and there nowhere to be found. Me and Boffa get tired of smacking around rice and wanted to race some faster cars, camparable to ours. Like f-bodies with spray, Mustangs etc. i never had a faster car, I just said I would like to race faster cars. It looks like I accomplished that. Sat night guys?

I don't know. You called us out. I would hope you think you could hang. You trying to tell me you don't think you can hang but just want to be slapped around by some faster cars? That's weird.

If you want to race us, come on down. We're at the track all the time.

Boffa? Boffa should be really tired of getting beaten by Badrap cars. I think a stock Bullitt is the only race he has ever won. Maybe that's why he started hanging with you....the rice was easier pickings. Maybe you're right. Maybe you should stick to the street and stay away from the track. Less chance of running up against a real racer on the street.

2wdBlazer

10-01-2002, 09:14 PM

Originally posted by "just2fast"

Since when do you make the rules Ben?I work 3am til noon Sat. so dont try to finagle a win without racing me. I never agreed to being at the track Sat.
i guess you ansered my question. i guess you aint going to show up. why dont you make another time to meet at a racetrack so you will have timeslips to prove stuff. unless your ascared of getting beat. i know i would not want to go somewhere i knew i was going to lose at.

First off, YOU'VE never asked me to race. YOU'VE never even identified yourself, and you call me a coward? Hokie Dokie :roll: Why do you think I will get mad if I lose? You don't think I've ever lost before? I know what these guys run and I know who will be a good run and who I'll obviously lose to.

well since nowing my name will make you feel better its doug. now like i said i asked you earlier that if you was going to be at the track or why dont you make a date to race them at the track later. thats what i was talking about when i said you answered my questiun. why do i think you will git mad if you lose is because you wont meet anybody at a track. you only want to race on the street. i guess that way you can make xcuses for losing that way you dont look bad. just from lurking here for a few weeks it is a parent that you are ascared to goto the track and you only race on the street. streetracing is a thing of the past back when there wasnt no tracks to goto. we have tracks now and only real racers only goto tracks so they can back up all of there shit talking by having there times and speeds on paper. so dont get snotty with me unless you aint scared to run your car against me on a track. i dont give a shit how big or small you are i never got rude with you and you better not get rude with me.

Dude. CAPITALIZATION, GRAMMER & SPELLING. 3 things to make our eyes stop bleeding while reading your post.

Thanks.

N20D5OH

10-01-2002, 10:30 PM

Originally posted by "2wdBlazer"

Since when do you make the rules Ben?I work 3am til noon Sat. so dont try to finagle a win without racing me. I never agreed to being at the track Sat.
i guess you ansered my question. i guess you aint going to show up. why dont you make another time to meet at a racetrack so you will have timeslips to prove stuff. unless your ascared of getting beat. i know i would not want to go somewhere i knew i was going to lose at.

First off, YOU'VE never asked me to race. YOU'VE never even identified yourself, and you call me a coward? Hokie Dokie :roll: Why do you think I will get mad if I lose? You don't think I've ever lost before? I know what these guys run and I know who will be a good run and who I'll obviously lose to.

well since nowing my name will make you feel better its doug. now like i said i asked you earlier that if you was going to be at the track or why dont you make a date to race them at the track later. thats what i was talking about when i said you answered my questiun. why do i think you will git mad if you lose is because you wont meet anybody at a track. you only want to race on the street. i guess that way you can make xcuses for losing that way you dont look bad. just from lurking here for a few weeks it is a parent that you are ascared to goto the track and you only race on the street. streetracing is a thing of the past back when there wasnt no tracks to goto. we have tracks now and only real racers only goto tracks so they can back up all of there shit talking by having there times and speeds on paper. so dont get snotty with me unless you aint scared to run your car against me on a track. i dont give a shit how big or small you are i never got rude with you and you better not get rude with me.

Dude. CAPITALIZATION, GRAMMER & SPELLING. 3 things to make our eyes stop bleeding while reading your post.

Thanks.

Thanks, I haven't laughed that hard in awhile. It's Grammar dude.

Tom N

10-01-2002, 11:46 PM

Originally posted by "Uncle Ben"

BTW, Triple G since you are not a party to this you really have no need to know. If you're so GD curious you should go to the track and find out for yourself. :squint:

I go to the track every thursday night and if i dont know what you drive how in the hell can i find you. I`m not saying i wont to race you i like to meet people and talk about cars and see some racing as well as do some of my own. You can learn alot about what works and what doesnt on your car by talking to those who have tried this and that. Seeing as you have a Chevy V-8 rwd it could be a F-body which i own. See what i`m getting at plus i would like to see you and will race. You dont need to get so defensive. By the way laws go into effect on the 15th of Oct. Atleast they have for felonies in the past years.

BackinBlack

10-02-2002, 12:05 AM

hell.. I might have to get in on this now :) just a stock motored LT1.. no match for you SERIOUS street racer types.

we DO go to the Track, we DO have track events , we DO NOT advertise them, since it is a club activity.. but for instance, we wikll be hosting the South Florida F-Bodies late in Oct.. almost 100 cars, all 13.99 or faster in a massive shootout.. we dont RACE? hmm we dont RACE when you and your little group are around.

we dont race because wherever you go, you bring a crap load of kids, and ricers with you.. if you dont see us racing, it's because we wont do it near people like you. Do we street race? hmmm not telling :).. but we also know when and where to do it.

now you have one of the top dogs in BADRAP, and a Club officer no less, gunning for you.. and Dr. Dirt will spank your ass, and Tony's and mari's, and Boffas..

all of this drama, simply because you cant act like a civilized human being and behanve decently on a website that you dont even support.. so you are asked to leave.. now all of this? give it a rest, I am so fucking not impressed.

bring it to the track, or backdown.. either way, who fucking cares? I used to think you were ok Will.. I have been wrong before..

URFUCT

10-02-2002, 04:21 AM

UH-OH...is Robert bringing out the s/c lt1? Been there.. done that...you will lose.

Zate

10-02-2002, 08:21 AM

remains to be seen Will.. these guys are giving you amlpe oportunity to comeout and back it all up..

I am hoping you have enough balls to back your shit talking and will race..

do you ?

you wont !!

URFUCT

10-02-2002, 08:28 AM

What am I backing up?? You TR guys never seen the original post on BADRAP. I never said I could beat anyone on BADRAP. I never mentioned anyone on BADRAP as to being slow, or my car being fast. All I said is that when I'm looking on races on Sat. night I would like to race BADRAP cars cause' I know that they're fast and I'm tired of smacking around rice. I've yet to run a car with similiar mods to mine, and that's all I was looking for. So get your story straight when you say I "talked shit", I made a post, was banned, and they brought the shit-talk over here, in chronological order.

URFUCT

10-02-2002, 08:36 AM

The BADRAP members I look forward most to running are Ghost, Devil, Country Boy, Da Truth and other nitrous cars or heads and cam F-body's. I didnt say I can beat any of them but they are the guys who I think the best races will be against, guys I can never find on the weekends.

BigBird

10-02-2002, 08:37 AM

Well looky what I found!!! Looks like we have a show down!!!! So when is this going down?

Bruce

DrDirt

10-02-2002, 08:39 AM

Surely you're not complaining about a little shit talking, are you? You Da Man when it comes to that. BTW here's your post. Looks like some shit talking and a call out to me. You've been offered plenty of action from both TR and Badrap. Either take it or STFU.

Originally posted by "URFUCT"

Not to start a flame or anything but I'm beginning to wonder if the members of this self proclaimed "fastest car club" even exist. I go from spot to spot on Sat and and the only people I can consistantly see "racing" are me, Ted, Boffa, Mari and Tony. Why is it when other car clubs come to town this "fastest car club" punks out. Nissans came into YOUR spot and OWNED you!!!
A Supra club comes into town and you guys are nowhere to be found. All I ever see is a bunch of juiced LS1's that prolly doesnt even now what wide open throttle looks like. I dont want to say any names but I've never seen these 11 sec ls1's line up and race. I know you guys have your own little "secret" area where you all run your mouths and not your cars. Like I said, not to start a flame, I know you guys have fast cars but it's lame when me, boffa, and Ted are the only ones out to represent for the local F-body's. 620 registered members and 600 I've never met, and I make myself pretty damn visible on the weekends. I look all over for other juiced LS1's but the only ones out are me and Boffa. All I want is some ACTION!!! R U SKEEERED!!!
p.s Your race spot isnt a "secret". It's just a waste of time cause theres NO ACTION!!!! Just cars parked in a parking lot.

URFUCT

10-02-2002, 08:45 AM

......And where is it that I said I can beat anyone? or that my car is fast? Is sounded to me like "I know your guys cars are fast" QUOTE!! "All I want is some action" QUOTE!!! Dr.Dirt, I will race you, it's not a big deal to me, I know what your car runs. But that post was not directed to you cause every time I am at a spot where the members are, you are one of the very few that I see racing. I've seen your car run many of times. It's the other fast members who never move an inch. Thanx for posting it I hope everyone gets a chance to read it. it was more or less directed to the fast F-bodies.

URFUCT

10-02-2002, 08:47 AM

Originally posted by "BigBird"

Well looky what I found!!! Looks like we have a show down!!!! So when is this going down?

Bruce

It's been going down every sat. night. :roll: I would like to run you N/A Bruce, your cam sounds pretty healthy. :wink:

BigBird

10-02-2002, 09:59 AM

Originally posted by "URFUCT"

Well looky what I found!!! Looks like we have a show down!!!! So when is this going down?

Bruce

It's been going down every sat. night. :roll: I would like to run you N/A Bruce, your cam sounds pretty healthy. :wink:

No problem Will.....it should be broke in real soon. I'll see ya around one day! :D

Bruce

just2fast

10-02-2002, 11:30 AM

Originally posted by "URFUCT"

UH-OH...is Robert bringing out the s/c lt1? Been there.. done that...you will lose.

from the pics in mr roberts car he is pulling the front wheel off the ground. can you do that mr will fuct.

i want to say sorry to all the guys not happy with my typeing. i warned you when i was in the new guy section that i aint a very good guy when it comes to that kind of stuff. i can drive fast and aint ascared to race tho.

URFUCT

10-02-2002, 01:21 PM

No Mr.fast, I can't pull the tires. I reccomend that you do research on the history of Robert's T/A before you start comparing it with my car. What is your obsession with me by the way? I'm flattered that I fascinate you but now your starting to scare me.

Keith

10-02-2002, 01:25 PM

just2fast

10-02-2002, 02:00 PM

Originally posted by "URFUCT"

No Mr.fast, I can't pull the tires. I reccomend that you do research on the history of Robert's T/A before you start comparing it with my car. What is your obsession with me by the way? I'm flattered that I fascinate you but now your starting to scare me.

well you are right i dont know mr roberts car. i am not fascinated by you dont flatter yourself. i am just hitting all of the threads in the war story section. go look and you will see. it just happens that you have alot of shit talking to do in here and i am responding to what i see.

Uncle Ben

10-02-2002, 03:24 PM

Uncle Ben wants to know who's on the dance card at BMP? Thugging Tony already had his punk card pulled and disappearred. Boffa and Ted aren't going to man up because they already know their role. Are you going to be changing that name to HE BEN FUCT? You want races? Uncle Ben is waiting and the longer he waits the faster he gets.

Just as Uncle Ben thought. A bunch of shit talking punks. You've lost what little respect you ever had. :thumbdown:

just2fast

10-02-2002, 03:39 PM

hay mr ben. id like to take a shot at you. i will maybe come in the skyhawk. please look for me its red. im sure there wont be alot of them there. im not like the rest of these guys who run nothing but there mouths. i should be running low to mid 12s so you now.

94GTChick

10-02-2002, 03:41 PM

Originally posted by "Uncle Ben"

Thugging Tony already had his punk card pulled and disappearred.
Just as Uncle Ben thought. A bunch of shit talking punks. You've lost what little respect you ever had. :thumbdown:

LOL WOW someone speaks the truth! Well said Uncle Ben :D
Thuggin' T did get his punk card pulled (notice his fake ass 11.3 et isnt in his sig anymore)
but Will said he saw Tony run that time with his own eyes...
BULLSH!T :roll:

I've been reading all this bs for the past couple weeks and I've seen URFUCTS endless kill posts and I think it's a bunch of bs

If you guys wanna race I say do it for some cash... make him put his money where his mouth is. :twisted: :D

the anti-rice

10-02-2002, 07:54 PM

Originally posted by "94GTChick"

I've been reading all this bs for the past couple weeks and I've seen URFUCTS endless kill posts and I think it's a bunch of bs

If you guys wanna race I say do it for some cash... make him put his money where his mouth is. :twisted: :D

If you think its all BS then why dont you race him with YOUR 11sec beast!? (not Kyles) Sure Kyles car is fast, but we never hear you wanting to run somebody with YOUR car. Am I the only one whos noticed this?

BackinBlack

10-02-2002, 08:56 PM

greaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaattt

now the cameltoe jumps in...

what will happen first? Cameltoe hitting 13's? or THIS car getting repo'd?? the world wonders

Country Boy

10-02-2002, 08:56 PM

LMFAO....

This has got to be one of the best threads ever.

Sorry Will, I cant entertain you. Im down for a long time. I lost the all mightly LS1. Shes terminal. Getting a new heartbeat sometime though.

We're all around every Saturday night, just because you dont see us, doesnt mean we arent there. Just lurking in the shadows, not wanting to be found. We do our thing and yall do yours :)

Also, this is another side of Uncle Ben Ive never seen before!! :D LMAO!

fsck3r

10-02-2002, 10:00 PM

Cameltoe, Lovely

VenoMiss

10-02-2002, 10:22 PM

Originally posted by "Uncle Ben"

"Uncle Ben will run at the track the same way he takes a leisurely cruise. In full comfort and luxury. " Uncle Ben drives a Chevrolet. This is a car of domestic origin. It has an 8 cylinder motor. It is RWD. It has an automatic (say AWWToeMatik) transmission. Full leather interior, working (read blows cold) air conditioning, cruise control, power seats, power mirrors, premium sound system (Uncle Ben reserves the right to remove the CD from the deck while in the staging lane) and a complete set of floor mats which will remain in the car unlike '99 cobras that can only get in the 12's by removing them along with a large pile of assorted crap. For further detail it's all in the sig.

Before you go talking shit about people you don't know....who the hell are you?? Talking about yourelf in 3rd person is what's the word here, gay!! Please stop. Also for the record here are the facts Uncle Fucker, my 99 Cobra ran 12.97 @ 104 with a 1.7 60" ft. with just a K&N, H&R lowerings springs, Steeda Tri-ax shifter. That's pretty damn impressive if you ask me and anyone that has enough intelligence about cars can vouch for that. No, my car was not gutted by any means what so ever. Uncle Ben must of pulled that out of his ass. Only thing removed was the spare tire. And, yes I was the driver of that car. So, before you talk shit about others you don't personally know get your facts straight. Driving an automatic does not display much driving skill :roll: Don't get outdriven by a girl :wink: See ya around. Have a nice day http://smilies.uniquehardware.co.uk/otn/happy/thebirdman.gif

BackinBlack

10-02-2002, 11:14 PM

yeah Uncle ben! what Mari said!

she will KICK your ass! so you better watch messing with her! I would LOVE to see her race you Uncle "has" ben.. Mari? come on down and line up against him and put this fat ass pig fucker in his place!

the anti-rice

10-02-2002, 11:25 PM

Originally posted by "BackinBlack"

yeah Uncle ben! what Mari said!

she will KICK your ass! so you better watch messing with her! I would LOVE to see her race you Uncle "has" ben.. Mari? come on down and line up against him and put this fat ass pig fucker in his place!
:withstupid:

Uncle Ben

10-03-2002, 12:04 AM

:roll:

Still hasn't been anyone man enough to accept the BMP challenge. The only player I can see that might be man enough turns out to be a woman. :lol:

Sorry your car got dragged into this Mari but you'll have to blame your "Thug" for that since he insinuated he'd be driving yours. :roll:

Uncle Ben repects the times YOU got with the '99 Cobra and you should be proud of them. On the other hand, Uncle Ben has no respect for a poser with imaginary timeslips and a non-running car sticking his nose into a call out that wasn't his business.

Are you going to be at BMP Sat. AM? Uncle Ben will let you try against his unskilled driven, slow automatic. I hope it won't be too much of an ego-buster for you though. Women usually handle a humiliating loss better than little boys.

If Uncle Ben gets no RSVP's for BMP he will instead be installing his Zaino mods. :lol:

Uncle Ben

10-03-2002, 12:12 AM

BackInBlack,

Uncle Ben hasn't seen your car at the track either. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Come get some, I'll even let out at the 1000' so you've got a chance. :roll:

BackinBlack

10-03-2002, 12:41 AM

get a day job Arsehole.. this staying up late to reply to your twisted shit is killing me.

you dont want none of me, and you know it, besides, I am WAY louder than you :) And mine sounds better too. It hasnt been to the track when YOU have been there.. but you have seen it on the street, and you KNOW better.. chill out on that "Ben" or I will be forced to put your ass out of business, and it will be YOU saying "Uncle"

(Was going to have it out this weekend for the track, but have to go to Chicago Sunday for 4 days :(.. shoots that idea)

URFUCT

10-03-2002, 08:21 AM

Uncle Benfuct, (in the ass), I never said I wouldnt be at BMP. How have you pulled anyones punk card. Your the punk talking trash and no one even knows who you are or what you drive. I don't think anyone really cares either, your just an aimless, anymous, troll. ME and YOU, the bridge, 2:00am, if he doesnt show then I automatically win. :roll: :roll: Your the punk trying to claim a win without even racing me. Just to fast, your mid to low 12 sec sunbird or whatever the fuck you said it was will be just2slow. You better keep that shit the hell away from my car and hang on to your last ounce of dignity and pride. CAMELTOE!!!! Boffa beat Kyle on Sat, heads up, dead stop!!!! NUFF SAID!!! Maybe we can rub your cameltoes across the starting line like its VHT.

Billy

10-03-2002, 08:31 AM

Originally posted by "URFUCT"

Maybe we can rub your cameltoes across the starting line like its VHT.

Sorry, don't know either one of you but that shit cracked me up. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

BigBird

10-03-2002, 08:39 AM

Originally posted by "URFUCT"

CAMELTOE!!!! Boffa beat Kyle on Sat, heads up, dead stop!!!! NUFF SAID!!! Maybe we can rub your cameltoes across the starting line like its VHT.

Now that was some good reading!!!! I can't believe BOFFA actually won a race??????? Good kill BOFFA!!!!:D

Bruce

DrDirt

10-03-2002, 09:19 AM

Originally posted by "URFUCT"

CAMELTOE!!!! Boffa beat Kyle on Sat, heads up, dead stop!!!! NUFF SAID!!! Maybe we can rub your cameltoes across the starting line like its VHT.

Boffa won??!!!!

Holy shit! Boffa lost his cherry...and on the world beater 347 too! Dayum! Who says persistence doesn't pay off? Good kill, Thug!! :Dr Dirt backs off and hides in the shadows in awe:

1BadLT1

10-03-2002, 09:32 AM

All of you guys are a bunch of bench racing pussies. :x I do not see any of you at the track much less at the various spots around town. Why don't you ladies all find a day when you can meet at the track, announce it, and then let everone see who the real man is ?

I doubt it will ever happen because some of you can not keep your cars running long enough to pick a date.

Keyboard hardasses and pussies is what most of you amount too. :thumbdown:

BigBird

10-03-2002, 10:11 AM

Originally posted by "1BadLT1"

All of you guys are a bunch of bench racing pussies. :x I do not see any of you at the track much less at the various spots around town. Why don't you ladies all find a day when you can meet at the track, announce it, and then let everone see who the real man is ?

I doubt it will ever happen because some of you can not keep your cars running long enough to pick a date.

Keyboard hardasses and pussies is what most of you amount too. :thumbdown:

Yeah....you sound like the pussy. What's with the name 1BADLT1, but you own an LS1????

Bruce

just2fast

10-03-2002, 10:34 AM

Originally posted by "URFUCT"

Just to fast, your mid to low 12 sec sunbird or whatever the fuck you said it was will be just2slow. You better keep that shit the hell away from my car and hang on to your last ounce of dignity and pride.

hay mr will fuct. dont talk shit to me because you aint even got the balls to come to the track. you are just as every body in here says a keyboard hardass wanta be. nobody takes you serius because you are a coward when it comes to racing on a track. ill be there will you be. i dout it.

just2fast

10-03-2002, 10:36 AM

Originally posted by "1BadLT1"

All of you guys are a bunch of bench racing pussies. :x I do not see any of you at the track much less at the various spots around town. Why don't you ladies all find a day when you can meet at the track, announce it, and then let everone see who the real man is ?

I doubt it will ever happen because some of you can not keep your cars running long enough to pick a date.

Keyboard hardasses and pussies is what most of you amount too. :thumbdown:
hay mr lst1. i now you are just fooling. you have a ls1 but are named lt1. your dumb. you dont even have a car i bet. your a girl to.

Keith

10-03-2002, 11:29 AM

Originally posted by "just2fast"

Just to fast, your mid to low 12 sec sunbird or whatever the fuck you said it was will be just2slow. You better keep that shit the hell away from my car and hang on to your last ounce of dignity and pride.

hay mr will fuct. dont talk shit to me because you aint even got the balls to come to the track. you are just as every body in here says a keyboard hardass wanta be. nobody takes you serius because you are a coward when it comes to racing on a track. ill be there will you be. i dout it.

hahaha "MR Will Fuct" HAHAHAHA what a fag!!!

the anti-rice

10-03-2002, 12:28 PM

Originally posted by "URFUCT"

CAMELTOE!!!! Boffa beat Kyle on Sat, heads up, dead stop!!!! NUFF SAID!!! Maybe we can rub your cameltoes across the starting line like its VHT.

bwahahahahahahaha :lol: :lol: :lol: pwn3d

URFUCT

10-03-2002, 12:42 PM

Hey Mr.Just2fast, I have been to the track, what the hell makes you think that I havent? I don't get where you think I havent been or dont go. you wont see me there every week if thats what your impyling, the track is not that easily accesible to me. But I definately aind skeeered of the track. I've made many visits. 92 Hatch....uh...just mind your business and learn your place in the food chain slow ass.

URFUCT

10-03-2002, 12:43 PM

My bad 92hatch. :oops:

1BadLT1

10-03-2002, 03:50 PM

Originally posted by "BigBird"

All of you guys are a bunch of bench racing pussies. :x I do not see any of you at the track much less at the various spots around town. Why don't you ladies all find a day when you can meet at the track, announce it, and then let everone see who the real man is ?

I doubt it will ever happen because some of you can not keep your cars running long enough to pick a date.

Keyboard hardasses and pussies is what most of you amount too. :thumbdown:

Yeah....you sound like the pussy. What's with the name 1BADLT1, but you own an LS1????

Bruce

O.K. tough guy now it is time to burst your bubble. Ever hear of a motor swap ? I have answered this question 100 times today but i shall do it agin to satisfy you.

I bought a recovered stolen V6 and converted it. You guys think the almighty LS1 is the way to go but you obviously have no clue about the LT1 so I will stop here plus there is not much left of the original LT1 for that matter. Go back to driving your big bad bird and bench racing leave the racing to the real cars.

1BadLT1

10-03-2002, 03:57 PM

Originally posted by "just2fast"

All of you guys are a bunch of bench racing pussies. :x I do not see any of you at the track much less at the various spots around town. Why don't you ladies all find a day when you can meet at the track, announce it, and then let everone see who the real man is ?

I doubt it will ever happen because some of you can not keep your cars running long enough to pick a date.

Keyboard hardasses and pussies is what most of you amount too. :thumbdown:
hay mr lst1. i now you are just fooling. you have a ls1 but are named lt1. your dumb. you dont even have a car i bet. your a girl to.

Another TR keyboard hardass :o

Read my other reply above this one to answer your question about the LT1. Anytime you want to go bring a hand full of cash and name the place tough guy just let me know when you have saved enough allowance

just2fast

10-03-2002, 04:05 PM

hay mr 1sadlt1. how about you bring your pieced together piece of junk to the track this weekend. ill be there with a freshly cashed paycheck so you better dig through mommys purse again because if you aint got enough money to cover your bet im taking parts from your beater. oh just so you now i had a 94 lt1 in the 10s but it got tboned by a ricer who was running from the police and caught on fire when the fuel cell got ruptured. so instead of running your cockholster about who dont now what about the power of a lt1 you can just read my sig.

BigBird

10-03-2002, 04:06 PM

You sound like such a badass.....I'm gonna leave it that. Look for me dickhead It's not that hard to find a Yellow TA around these parts. Talk shit in my face and let's see where it goes. I'm done with you on here!!!!

Bruce

1BadLT1

10-03-2002, 04:12 PM

Originally posted by "BigBird"

You sound like such a badass.....I'm gonna leave it that. Look for me dickhead It's not that hard to find a Yellow TA around these parts. Talk shit in my face and let's see where it goes. I'm done with you on here!!!!

Bruce

ooooh i am shaking. say it to my face is this 3rd grade woops i mean third shift?

i should be there on saturday just look for the trailored camaro

you sure got all defensive after i answered your question about the LT1 :lol:

BigBird

10-03-2002, 04:16 PM

BTW. peckerhead my car is a LT1 that I built my self maybe I could teach you a thing or 2!!! Bring your turd to the track this weekend and let's see if it runs what you say it does. I know............you can't make it cause you have something important to do..........riiiiight!!!

Bruce

BackinBlack

10-03-2002, 04:34 PM

a V6 with a swapped in LT1?

I have a LT1, with a swapped in LT1.. wanna get some? LOL

and I gotta give Will props on this one "92 Hatch....uh...just mind your business and learn your place in the food chain slow ass. "

LOL notice how the slow people like to jump in to stuff like this with the men? if you aint running low 12's or better.. get the fuck out, you can't play

just2fast

10-03-2002, 04:40 PM

hay mr black. i can play im in the low 12s now.

just2fast

10-03-2002, 04:45 PM

Originally posted by "1BadLT1"

You sound like such a badass.....I'm gonna leave it that. Look for me dickhead It's not that hard to find a Yellow TA around these parts. Talk shit in my face and let's see where it goes. I'm done with you on here!!!!

Bruce

ooooh i am shaking. say it to my face is this 3rd grade woops i mean third shift?

i should be there on saturday just look for the trailored camaro

you sure got all defensive after i answered your question about the LT1 :lol:

hay mr 1slowlt1. you got yourself one of them there trailor queens. why cant you drive it anymore on the road. oh i now its because your having supercharger issues right. you are living in a dream stop reading them chevy hi performance magazines because theyre going to get you in trouble boy.

Mr 2

10-03-2002, 05:17 PM

Last time I was at the track I was low 12s, who knows what I run now :D

Seriously?

10-03-2002, 10:01 PM

Originally posted by "1BadLT1"

1999 Camaro With All The Fixins

Seriously? :mullet:

just2fast

10-04-2002, 10:39 AM

hay mr seriously. that should be camaro allways in need of fixin.

Keith

10-04-2002, 11:23 AM

Originally posted by "URFUCT"

My bad 92hatch. :oops:

its ok "MR WILL URFUCT".... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
-Keith

p.s. i am will learn my place on the slow food chain... :doublebird:

Uncle Ben

10-04-2002, 07:26 PM

Originally posted by "URFUCT"

Uncle Ben, I never said I wouldnt be at BMP. ME and YOU, the bridge, 2:00am.

The problem is you never said you would be at BMP. This was a call out to BMP. If you weren't going you could just say so and it wouldn't need 6 pages of crap.

Moderators you can lock this thread. Mr. FUCT wanted to run some fast cars. He has been given ample opportunity to respond when he wants to run at BMP against some of the FASTEST STREET DRIVEN CARS in the Tampa bay area. In the meantime this thread has degenerated into every punk in the area who just noticed the first hair on their balls jumping into something that does not concern them.

Uncle Ben is still more than happy to run at BMP. Whenever a mutually agreeable date and time is found he'll open up his can. Until then he is done wasting time with those who talk the talk yet do not walk the walk. :squint: