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FearThe4Doors
07-02-2002, 02:08 AM
jjt 1081: im goin to hump my hand
jjt 1081: then go to sleep
Jaded Fonz: go meet "the stranger"
jjt 1081: hell yeah sit on it till its numb
jjt 1081: works every time
jjt 1081: hehe
Jaded Fonz: wear a latex glove
jjt 1081: hmm good one
jjt 1081: or jerk off with a condom on
jjt 1081: would be the same, would it not?
Jaded Fonz: try it out and get back to me
jjt 1081: and come to think of it...a lot easier to cleanup
jjt 1081: don't hafta worry about the ceiling and shit
jjt 1081: hmm ill try it
Jaded Fonz: you're the pro
jjt 1081: hehehehehe

:monkspank: :puke: :thefinger:
Iroc Joe
07-02-2002, 11:16 AM
:werd:
rb70383
07-02-2002, 11:23 AM
:nono:
Iroc Joe
07-02-2002, 11:33 AM
what's wrong 808?????? A little too hardcore for j00? :) muhauhahahaha
FearThe4Doors
07-02-2002, 11:39 AM
lol. he just doesnt want to admit it's a grand idea!
Iroc Joe
07-02-2002, 11:53 AM
damn right it is :) AHAHAHAHAHAHAA :D
FearThe4Doors
07-02-2002, 11:56 AM
unless you shoot a hole thru the tip of the rubber. I get some good force sometimes!
Iroc Joe
07-02-2002, 12:02 PM
don't use the cheap shit, dumbass. Spring for the durex or trojans. You know what's funny, in this day and age of political correctness and sexual openess (?) trojan has never done a commercial for faggots. They do radio ads for non-queers all the time but never once for the gay ass pirates. I find it funny. Maybe one day the raunchy rectal refugees will file a lawsuit on trojan for discrimination! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
FearThe4Doors
07-02-2002, 12:03 PM
Homo's dont have to worry about getting prego?
leadfootedfool
07-02-2002, 12:13 PM
Originally posted by "87IROC"

don't use the cheap shit, dumbass. Spring for the durex or trojans. You know what's funny, in this day and age of political correctness and sexual openess (?) trojan has never done a commercial for faggots. They do radio ads for non-queers all the time but never once for the gay ass pirates. I find it funny. Maybe one day the raunchy rectal refugees will file a lawsuit on trojan for discrimination! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


What to do when 2 boyfriends embrace becomes a little to close??

TROJAN MAN!!
FearThe4Doors
07-02-2002, 12:21 PM
They can have them at a new car lot....

Pete: Ohhh.... these trucks are sooooo masculine
Jorge: Yes, i love the RAMS
Pete: I love your RAMS too
Jorge: Lets go try out the suspension!

Da duh DUM... Trojan man!!!

Hey you two.. dont be packing up your fudge to go camping too soon!
leadfootedfool
07-02-2002, 12:37 PM
LMAO!! :lol:
rb70383
07-02-2002, 01:54 PM
Originally posted by "rb70383"

:nono:

:nono:
Iroc Joe
07-02-2002, 02:21 PM
Originally posted by "rb70383"

:nono:

:nono:

You know you like it. :lol:
CrazyMoparGirl
07-03-2002, 01:22 AM
some guys are a little too in touch with their sexuality. Mine's just always at work :(
FearThe4Doors
07-04-2002, 03:50 AM
Originally posted by "rb70383"

:nono:

:nono:

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Iroc Joe
07-04-2002, 01:15 PM
Originally posted by "FearThe4Doors"

:nono:

:nono:

http://www.plauder-smilies.com/yellows/twirl.gif
:D
rb70383
07-04-2002, 01:21 PM
Originally posted by "87IROC"

:nono:

:nono:

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:D

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FearThe4Doors
07-04-2002, 01:41 PM
Originally posted by "rb70383"

:nono:

:nono:

http://www.plauder-smilies.com/yellows/twirl.gif
:D

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rb70383
07-05-2002, 03:09 AM
:doh:
rb70383
07-05-2002, 03:10 AM
Originally posted by "FearThe4Doors"

:nono:

:nono:

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:D

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FearThe4Doors
07-05-2002, 11:03 PM
Originally posted by "rb70383"

:nono:

:nono:

http://www.plauder-smilies.com/yellows/twirl.gif
:D

http://www.plauder-smilies.com/eek7.gif

http://www.plauder-smilies.com/tales/smurf2.gif

http://www.plauder-smilies.com/person/krank.gif

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CrazyMoparGirl
07-05-2002, 11:17 PM
war of the smiles?
FearThe4Doors
07-05-2002, 11:44 PM
sure! Where's yours?
rb70383
07-06-2002, 01:02 AM
Originally posted by "FearThe4Doors"

:nono:

:nono:

http://www.plauder-smilies.com/yellows/twirl.gif
:D

http://www.plauder-smilies.com/eek7.gif

http://www.plauder-smilies.com/tales/smurf2.gif

http://www.plauder-smilies.com/person/krank.gif

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FearThe4Doors
07-06-2002, 01:04 AM
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rb70383
07-06-2002, 01:05 AM
WTF that might make you smile but......
FearThe4Doors
07-06-2002, 12:47 PM
the inflammed sheep pwns page 2!
CrazyMoparGirl
07-06-2002, 12:49 PM
Originally posted by "FearThe4Doors"

sure! Where's yours?

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FearThe4Doors
07-06-2002, 12:50 PM
gheiaye
rb70383
07-07-2002, 06:50 AM
Originally posted by "FearThe4Doors"

gheiaye
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