What is a Rednecks last words?

[rb70383]

WATCH THIS!

[Gene Lasker]

ha ha ha ha thats a good one hahahahahaha

[b16a2pwr]

I didnt get it!

[FearThe4Doors]

huh?

[rb70383]

Originally posted by "FearThe4Doors"

huh?

Nuff said! :lol:

[CrazyMoparGirl]

Originally posted by "rb70383"

huh?

Nuff said! :lol:
:werd:

[FearThe4Doors]

wha?

[leadfootedfool]

Originally posted by "rb70383"

WATCH THIS!

I guess i get this one.

I just never got the one about the firecrackers and the redneck getting his nuts blown off.

[CrazyMoparGirl]

That was a redneck vasectomy

[leadfootedfool]

yea, i don't get that one

[CrazyMoparGirl]

:nono:

[mpbiv]

:wtf: c'mon my neighbor has a huge ass CB attenna on his house and I am still lost.

[CrazyMoparGirl]

yup there is no hope, the Dr. said put some M80's in a coffee can hold it in your hand and count to 10, the redneck starts to count but runs out of fingers so he puts the can between his legs and continues to count

[leadfootedfool]

Ok, i never heard the finger part.

Just a little slow on the uptake.....

[CrazyMoparGirl]

what do you mean?






















:lol:

[mpbiv]

Well that quasi makes sense, makes me think off all those blackfooted redneck kids losing fingers because they weren't being careful around their bottle rocket propelled matchbox cars.

[mpbiv]

ok I make no sense, guess I am not going to make 666 posts tonight

[leadfootedfool]

Originally posted by "CrazyMoparGirl"

what do you mean?



I never heard he started counting on his fingers.

[leadfootedfool]

Originally posted by "mpbiv"

Well that quasi makes sense, makes me think off all those blackfooted redneck kids losing fingers because they weren't being careful around their bottle rocket propelled matchbox cars.

I was all about taping bottle rockets to stuff when i was younger.



I stopped last week......

[mpbiv]

I haven't stopped being a pyro. I just got this kickass blue flame butane lighter, it melts pennies

[leadfootedfool]

Originally posted by "mpbiv"

I haven't stopped being a pyro. I just got this kickass blue flame butane lighter, it melts pennies

Mwahahah, I've got the same thing. I make penny nickel hybrids.......

[mpbiv]

I almost burnt my friend's Honduh to the ground, couldn't resist the urge to ignite the lighter every 5 secs on the way home from the flee market. We bought a few of them for like 5bucks a piece.

I used it the other day to seal off a plastic vac line in the K.

Now I wanna go back and get the one they had that has three flames :twisted:

[leadfootedfool]

oooo 3 flames....

[mpbiv]

Originally posted by "leadfootedfool"

oooo 3 flames....
Yeah you could make nickel pennies a lot quicker :)

[leadfootedfool]

Originally posted by "mpbiv"

oooo 3 flames....
Yeah you could make nickel pennies a lot quicker :)

The world would be so much better with more nickel pennies.....

[leadfootedfool]

OOO

[leadfootedfool]

pg 2 for me....

[CrazyMoparGirl]

Man I had to come back for one moment, just to state that I watched about 1 min of the Anna Nicole Smith show and I know feel sicker than I did earlier, Why does that Shamu looking Bimbo have her own show? her and her Bull dyke "husband"???????? The HORROR

[mpbiv]

Yeah I don't even wanna see that crap. The commercials were enough to tell me she was a stupid arse crackhead shamu. And to think, this is what some people call entertainment.

[BIG_Truck_Driver]

Originally posted by "rb70383"

WATCH THIS!

you screwed it all up, it goes like this:


<redneck grunt>HEY YA'LL WATCH THIS!!!!</redneck grunt>

[rb70383]

Originally posted by "speed_daemon1"

WATCH THIS!

you screwed it all up, it goes like this:


<redneck grunt>HEY YA'LL WATCH THIS!!!!</redneck grunt>
:doh:

[FearThe4Doors]

<redneck grunt>whoooooooooooooo-eeeeeeeeeeee! Gaw dayum!</redneck grunt>

[CrazyMoparGirl]

you also forgot the spittin into the spittoon

[leadfootedfool]

Originally posted by "CrazyMoparGirl"

you also forgot the spittin into the spittoon

its more like in the nestea bottle that he forgets to tell his girlfriend about....

[FearThe4Doors]

nas-tea

[CrazyMoparGirl]

ass tea

[leadfootedfool]

:lol::lol::lol:

[FearThe4Doors]

What is a Rednecks last words?

[FearThe4Doors]

Good bye

[CrazyMoparGirl]

Originally posted by "FearThe4Doors"

Good bye

so you are a red neck now?

[FearThe4Doors]

i was last week after the warped tour

[CrazyMoparGirl]

:nono: