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05-21-2002, 07:54 AM
Once again the female staff will be offering courses to men of all marital status. Please note: the names of some of the courses have been changed. Attendance in at least 10 of the following courses is mandatory:
Combatting Stupidity
You Can Do Housework Too
PMS: Learning When to Keep Your Mouth Shut
How to Fill an Ice Tray
We Do Not Want Sleazy Underthings for Christmas--Give Us Money
Understanding the Female Response to Your Coming in Drunk at 4 a.m.
Wonderful Laundry Techniques (formerly Dont Wash My Silks)
Parenting: No It Doesnt End with Conception
Get a Life: Learn to Cook
How Not to Act Like a Jerk Even When Youre Obviously Wrong
Spelling: Even You Can Get It Right
Understanding Your Financial Incompetence
You: the Weaker Sex
Reasons to Give Flowers
How to Stay Awake After Sex
Why It Is Unacceptable to Relieve Yourself Anywhere But the Washroom
Garbage: Getting It to the Curb
#101--You CAN Fall Asleep Without It if You Really Try
#201--The Morning Dilemma: If It is Awake Take a Shower
How to Put the Toilet Seat Down (formerly No Its Not a Bidet)
The Weekend and Sports Are Not Synonymous
Give Me a Break: Why We Know Your Excuses Are BS
How to Go Shopping With Your Mate Without Getting Lost
The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency
Romanticism: Other Ideas Besides Sex
Helpful Posture Hints for Couch Potatoes
Mothers-in-Law: They Are People Too
How Not to Act Younger Than Your Children
You Too Can Be a Designated Driver
Male Bonding: Leaving Your Friends at Home
Honest You Dont Look Like Mel Gibson Especially When Youre Naked
Changing Your Underwear: It Really Works!
The Attainable Goal: Removing %$#*}~ì From Your Vocabulary
PLEASE REGISTER IMMEDIATELY as courses are in great demand--as if we had any doubt.>
Combatting Stupidity
You Can Do Housework Too
PMS: Learning When to Keep Your Mouth Shut
How to Fill an Ice Tray
We Do Not Want Sleazy Underthings for Christmas--Give Us Money
Understanding the Female Response to Your Coming in Drunk at 4 a.m.
Wonderful Laundry Techniques (formerly Dont Wash My Silks)
Parenting: No It Doesnt End with Conception
Get a Life: Learn to Cook
How Not to Act Like a Jerk Even When Youre Obviously Wrong
Spelling: Even You Can Get It Right
Understanding Your Financial Incompetence
You: the Weaker Sex
Reasons to Give Flowers
How to Stay Awake After Sex
Why It Is Unacceptable to Relieve Yourself Anywhere But the Washroom
Garbage: Getting It to the Curb
#101--You CAN Fall Asleep Without It if You Really Try
#201--The Morning Dilemma: If It is Awake Take a Shower
How to Put the Toilet Seat Down (formerly No Its Not a Bidet)
The Weekend and Sports Are Not Synonymous
Give Me a Break: Why We Know Your Excuses Are BS
How to Go Shopping With Your Mate Without Getting Lost
The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency
Romanticism: Other Ideas Besides Sex
Helpful Posture Hints for Couch Potatoes
Mothers-in-Law: They Are People Too
How Not to Act Younger Than Your Children
You Too Can Be a Designated Driver
Male Bonding: Leaving Your Friends at Home
Honest You Dont Look Like Mel Gibson Especially When Youre Naked
Changing Your Underwear: It Really Works!
The Attainable Goal: Removing %$#*}~ì From Your Vocabulary
PLEASE REGISTER IMMEDIATELY as courses are in great demand--as if we had any doubt.>