Once again the female staff will be offering courses to men of all marital status. Please note: the names of some of the courses have been changed. Attendance in at least 10 of the following courses is mandatory:

Combatting Stupidity

You Can Do Housework Too

PMS: Learning When to Keep Your Mouth Shut

How to Fill an Ice Tray

We Do Not Want Sleazy Underthings for Christmas--Give Us Money

Understanding the Female Response to Your Coming in Drunk at 4 a.m.

Wonderful Laundry Techniques (formerly Dont Wash My Silks)

Parenting: No It Doesnt End with Conception

Get a Life: Learn to Cook

How Not to Act Like a Jerk Even When Youre Obviously Wrong

Spelling: Even You Can Get It Right

Understanding Your Financial Incompetence

You: the Weaker Sex

Reasons to Give Flowers

How to Stay Awake After Sex

Why It Is Unacceptable to Relieve Yourself Anywhere But the Washroom

Garbage: Getting It to the Curb

#101--You CAN Fall Asleep Without It if You Really Try

#201--The Morning Dilemma: If It is Awake Take a Shower

How to Put the Toilet Seat Down (formerly No Its Not a Bidet)

The Weekend and Sports Are Not Synonymous

Give Me a Break: Why We Know Your Excuses Are BS

How to Go Shopping With Your Mate Without Getting Lost

The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency

Romanticism: Other Ideas Besides Sex

Helpful Posture Hints for Couch Potatoes

Mothers-in-Law: They Are People Too

How Not to Act Younger Than Your Children

You Too Can Be a Designated Driver

Male Bonding: Leaving Your Friends at Home

Honest You Dont Look Like Mel Gibson Especially When Youre Naked

Changing Your Underwear: It Really Works!

The Attainable Goal: Removing %$#*}~ì From Your Vocabulary
PLEASE REGISTER IMMEDIATELY as courses are in great demand--as if we had any doubt.>