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05-21-2002, 07:49 AM
PREGNANCY Q & A
Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No 35 children is enough.
Q: Im two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck right after he finishes college.
Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a babys sex?
A: Childbirth.
Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes shes borderline irrational.
A: So whats your question?
Q: My childbirth instructor says its not pain Ill feel during labor but pressure. Is she right?
A: Yes in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.
Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?
A: Right after you find out youre pregnant.
Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor?
A: Not unless the word alimony means anything to you.
Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
A: Yes pregnancy.
Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?
A: Not if you change the babys diaper very quickly.
Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?
A: When the kids are in college.
Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No 35 children is enough.
Q: Im two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck right after he finishes college.
Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a babys sex?
A: Childbirth.
Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes shes borderline irrational.
A: So whats your question?
Q: My childbirth instructor says its not pain Ill feel during labor but pressure. Is she right?
A: Yes in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.
Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?
A: Right after you find out youre pregnant.
Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor?
A: Not unless the word alimony means anything to you.
Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
A: Yes pregnancy.
Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?
A: Not if you change the babys diaper very quickly.
Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?
A: When the kids are in college.