View Full Version : Going on a cruise; ideas on how to hide liquor?



cha0tic
04-03-2009, 08:17 PM
Yea.. I'm going on a cruise in two weeks and I need ideas on how to hide the liquor instead of buying $10 drinks on the ship. Anyone have any ideas? I thought about the camel bak and waters bottles in cooler filled with vodka already..

Topher
04-03-2009, 08:26 PM
buy a medical alert diabete's bracelet, smuggle the booze onboard in 2liter soda bottlets claiming that you need the soda within arms reach in case your blood sugar drops too low.




edit; " I"M ON A MOTHER F**KING BOAT !"

Sabotage
04-03-2009, 08:28 PM
shampoo bottle?

92 CiviC H/B
04-03-2009, 08:29 PM
^ lol good one.

kaluwa
04-03-2009, 08:32 PM
I wouldn't want to drink any liquor that's been in a shampoo bottle. No matter how well you clean the bottle, you're gonna taste the shampoo. lol

How to Sneak Liquor onto a Cruise Ship | eHow.com (http://www.ehow.com/how_2287520_sneak-liquor-onto-cruise-ship.html)

:dunno:

zhillz
04-03-2009, 08:55 PM
shove it up your ass

cha0tic
04-03-2009, 09:04 PM
I wouldn't want to drink any liquor that's been in a shampoo bottle. No matter how well you clean the bottle, you're gonna taste the shampoo. lol

How to Sneak Liquor onto a Cruise Ship | eHow.com (http://www.ehow.com/how_2287520_sneak-liquor-onto-cruise-ship.html)

:dunno:

:mullet:

Duceanahalf
04-03-2009, 09:10 PM
shampoo bottle up your ass?

*fixed

Hater
04-03-2009, 09:56 PM
listerine bottle?

Sabotage
04-03-2009, 09:59 PM
:lol: well, i guess bottle of saline solution sounds the best then!

kaluwa
04-03-2009, 09:59 PM
listerine bottle?

Yeah maybe if you're planning on making only mojitos the entire cruise.

Topher
04-03-2009, 11:26 PM
most cruises let underage kids drink, whats the problem w/ drinking their booze.

2klara
04-03-2009, 11:29 PM
I've never been on a cruise, but couldn't you stick a few bottles in your luggage?

tufas
04-03-2009, 11:35 PM
how did you do it kaluwa i know you brought shit back when you went to mexico and shit

JH26
04-03-2009, 11:46 PM
You can buy alcohol cheap as hell on the ship once you hit open waters. But once you buy it they hold it for your room number, and then when the cruise ends and you get back to port you get it back.

dvsjes
04-04-2009, 12:45 PM
Yeah maybe if you're planning on making only mojitos the entire cruise.

they got that extra harsh listerine that looks like a brown liquor already and has no real taste besides alcohol

HaZed
04-04-2009, 07:47 PM
what cruise you going on? Im going on the carnival legend on April 19th for a week!

medicmatt
04-04-2009, 08:27 PM
reef flip flop wit the hidden flask

off topic: hazed, you got pics of the s40 yet?

SleepingB18
04-04-2009, 09:38 PM
what my buddies and i did was put some rum in with the coke 2liter before hand, cause it still looks like coke afterwards (bad idea) and then we got a big pack of the short bottles of Sierra mist. You have to slide the bottles out one by one, and only pic the bottles in the middle. then empty and put in some vodka. slip it back in making sure the soda is on the outside incase they want to shake it to see it fizz. We started drinking the coke but with the rum sitting in there so long, it fermented i guess and tasted bad. but it was all good.. i think total of what i spent on a cruise was about 94 bucks!

97HATCHY
04-04-2009, 10:39 PM
when i went on my cruise i wasnt aloud to drink and it was only 2 weeks before my 21th b-day. they give you a card you have to scan with all your info so just get someone older to buy them.

96whiteknight
04-05-2009, 12:03 AM
Reef Dram?

http://www.zappos.com/images/729/7294303/7769-365723-p.jpg

http://www.zappos.com/images/729/7294303/7769-365723-7.jpg

Doesn't hold enough, though.

cha0tic
04-05-2009, 03:20 PM
carnival, but we leave on the 16th

Capital G
04-05-2009, 04:01 PM
i went on a cruise last year. i smuggled my liquor on my carry on bc i didnt feel like waiting for the luggage. i got a listerine bottle, emptied it, put vodka w. a few drops of blue food coloring and bam! i was drunk before they had that stupid safety walk through.

the rest of my friends simply put a bottle in their luggage and got it w. no issues at their door about an hr later.

JH26
04-05-2009, 05:01 PM
Reef Dram?

http://www.zappos.com/images/729/7294303/7769-365723-p.jpg

http://www.zappos.com/images/729/7294303/7769-365723-7.jpg

Doesn't hold enough, though.
I'd definitely be careful with that or spray paint the clear part, because if someone sees some kind of liquid sloshing around in your shoe their gonna thing you've got a chemical bomb in your sandal and you're gonna get raped by homeland security :lol:

SickOfAlltezzas
04-05-2009, 05:37 PM
Go to your local liqour store and see if they have the shots in pouches.

If they do buy however many you want,they sell different quantities.I bought i think 150 pouches for 18 or 19 bucks.

Then go buy a new bag of socks,cut it open stuff all the pouches in the socks,put them back in the new bag you just took them out of.I ship overseas like this.

Trky
04-05-2009, 06:11 PM
Go to your local liqour store and see if they have the shots in pouches.

If they do buy however many you want,they sell different quantities.I bought i think 150 pouches for 18 or 19 bucks.

Then go buy a new bag of socks,cut it open stuff all the pouches in the socks,put them back in the new bag you just took them out of.I ship overseas like this.

What do you ship overseas that requires it to be that hidden?