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2001 Focus SPI 2.0 vs twin Sebrings

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Old Jul 30, 2001 | 12:16 AM
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Tonight on my way out to Clearwater I came across some guy in an olive green Sebring convertible. Boy I tell you what he thought he was hot shit. Anyway I finally meet him at a light because he had felt it was necessary to do 110 in a 45mph zone through the heart of Pinellas Park (did I mention cop-central? haha)... and I wasnt about to be paying a lovely ticket at the expense of looking slow next to some Sebring.

So we pull up to a light with 3 lanes and what do you know... another Sebring convertible pulls out from a parking lot. This ones white and is being driven by a guy who is pimping some annorexic looking chick next to him. So he starts to rev up his engine trying to show off to his lady-friend and the green Sebring kind of follows along. The light turns and we take off. Oddly enough both of the Sebrings were either stick or had that option where you can drive it kind of like a manual (even though the car company did a poor job with it). Tell you what I beat the shit out of both of them. I was so proud of my little Focus rental car. Then again they were heavy-ass pieces of shit but... this stock Focus isnt much either its just lighter.

Funny thing is though the next light we all stop at white Sebring rolls up all his windows and turns down stereo acting invisible. And the guy in the green one asks me who is singing on the CD Im playing. Then he tells me This isnt my car. Its just some girls car. What girl? Mommy? Sister? Girlfriend? heh Suuuuurrrrreeeeeeee.
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Old Jul 30, 2001 | 04:30 PM
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beware the fuckis!

singular - fuckis
plural - fuckus

or focus/foci. Alan will prolly bitch slap me and sell me some tainted vitamins now but oh well

I like Fords original concept name: The Monkeys Ass. HAHHAHAHA j/k.
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Old Jul 30, 2001 | 07:34 PM
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Hey I dont care what ya say about the car I dont own it! Its a rental! Thank God ; ) I had problems with the first two they gave me. Im on the 3rd. Damn things. Oh well baby comes home soon. *dreamy-eyed*
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Old Jul 30, 2001 | 07:42 PM
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actually Im reminded of alans post of the fuckis with a 302 in it.....now that would be the izza kizza fa shizza!!!!
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Old Jul 30, 2001 | 09:43 PM
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My car is slow enough Id hate to drive around a SPI Fuckus.

Oh...the proper plural form of Fuckus is Fucki.
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Old Jul 30, 2001 | 10:55 PM
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damn you craig! I cant wait to piss off the old man now ahahahaha 15.84 you beat me by .05 seconds (of course it would help if I could keep all 8 cylinders firing and remove the 1987 emission b.s. but hey no one is perfect.
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Old Jul 31, 2001 | 09:23 PM
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Well Focus go bye-bye on Saturday Shes being replaced with a prettier model. (*ahem* hint hint..)
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