ls walks dodge dakota

[wb_map3]

this is a lame kill i meen its nothing special i just think its funny im cruising thru gibsonton in my ls and some dude comes up next to me and just honks 1nce and hits it so i downshift into 2nd and hit it he had 1 car on me till i hit it then i just walked him down in about 2 secounds threw 3rd and pulled 3 cars on him....he pulls up next to me at the next light and gets my attention...takes a deep inhale off of a ciggarette and doesnt blow it out i take it as this is his way of saying he smoked me...well either way dude is mad funny i was cruisin around holding a slurpee and the wheel with the same hand and still walked ur shyt in my semi built ls and why would you even try and race in a dodge dakota?? if your on here your a dum ass and it was lame racing you but it was funny as hell when you got to the light...

[SPOONCIVIC]

:bsflag:

[myltwon]

my eyes are bleeding!!!!!

[HaZed]

how come every one of this guys war stories has 1) no periods in it! its just one loooooonnnnggg sentence that seems not to flow right and 2) always has something in his hand or on his lap when ppl want to run him? I'm raisin the flag!

[wb_map3]

how come every one of this guys war stories has 1) no periods in it! its just one loooooonnnnggg sentence that seems not to flow right and 2) always has something in his hand or on his lap when ppl want to run him? I'm raisin the flag!


maybe because im out driving around not trying to race every1 like a dum ass kid.its a fuckin keyboard why would i type a fuckin period.i figure tr members have a lil brain.if you want you can ask the 2 other people that were in the car with me,or get yourself a stock dodge dakota and i will race it for cash to prove i beat 1.then you can go get yourself a stock mustang and i will do the same...

[wb_map3]

:bsflag:

and you ride around and kill evo's all day....

[bishoppac8]

^is barking up the wrong tree.

[acmillr]

maybe because im out driving around not trying to race every1 like a dum ass kid.its a fuckin keyboard why would i type a fuckin period.i figure tr members have a lil brain.if you want you can ask the 2 other people that were in the car with me,or get yourself a stock dodge dakota and i will race it for cash to prove i beat 1.then you can go get yourself a stock mustang and i will do the same...

I got a stock Mustang.. Now what??

[wb_map3]

shoot me a pm with your number and location and i will meet up with you

[Big Chris]

Go back to school and don't drink the bong water this time.

[acmillr]

shoot me a pm with your number and location and i will meet up with you



Where you gonna be Saturday afternoon? I see you have been stompin' ass in Gibsonton and I live in Riverview, so it shouldn't be a problem for us to get together..... (edit) on camera of course.

[specvser04]

^lol time to go clubbin :)

[Dean Pritchard]

Go back to school and don't drink the bong water this time.

bong water is so good :D

[wb_map3]

if you looked at the 2nd post it says brian dairy and us 19 that is in pinellas park and i live in st.pete...i drove to gibsonton to sell radiator...drive to st. pete and bring your camera im not driving back to gibsonton,and i got no clue were riverview is....

[-faded-]

so at what time during the 2 seconds did you put the slurpee down to shift?

[Big Chris]

Shifting is overrated, bounce off the rev limiter ftw.

[myltwon]

that's why I drive an auto! nothing more satisfying than winning a race while you rub one out

[stroke it]

that's why I drive an auto! nothing more satisfying than winning a race while you rub one out

:lol: +1

I have a stock Dakota. Yes they are slow. No I don't race for money. But I'll you race anyway just for fun.

[acmillr]

if you looked at the 2nd post it says brian dairy and us 19 that is in pinellas park and i live in st.pete...i drove to gibsonton to sell radiator...drive to st. pete and bring your camera im not driving back to gibsonton,and i got no clue were riverview is....

You seem irritated. It was a joke for those in the know- you could beat me easily...........

[Matt M.]

The op's shit is slow.

[acmillr]

The op's shit is slow.

I highly doubt it. He outran a mid 18 second truck while simultaneously drinking a slurpee, massaging his own feet, taking a nasal cleansing from a netty pot, and banging gears in his riced out turbonator equipped LS.

[Matt M.]

I highly doubt it. He outran a mid 18 second truck while simultaneously drinking a slurpee, massaging his own feet, taking a nasal cleansing from a netty pot, and banging gears in his riced out turbonator equipped LS.

:lmao:

[slo_94_civic]

You must be driving around reving at everybody to get a Dakota to try and run you. IF your driving like you a normal person for the most part nobody messes with you. I did have a guy blowing off at me about 10 am this morning on Highland and Drew in Clearwater but I think he was excited he had some boost. Besides that Im not running anybody that time of day on 40 mph road I wouldnt make it out of first gear before I would be up somebodys ass.

[wb_map3]

i dont rev at ne1...people see my car and rev at me...i race about 9 people a day some i lose to and some i win...i dont even like to street race im to broke to pay the ticket but when i have people in my car they talk shit so i do it....and i was holding the slurpee in my left hand so i held it and the wheel at the same time thats how i shifted in 2 secounds or whatever dude said...and the only reason i posted this was to say how stupid some people are they wanna race any honda...i understand that there are some ricers that go around reving at every1 but there are some domestics that do the same...and that is all i was trying to say that dude is in a fuckin slow ass truck driving around trying to race...he probably just left the movies from watching speed racer...and i thought it was funny how he did the lil you got smoked thing lol....

[acmillr]

well i had a race the other day that was about the same when i was driving my wifes sebring around and some old guy in a gmc safari minivan honked at me and then took off... but he caught me by suprise because a was cutting up a banana and i had a blender in my lap... i was making a smoothie and i was like oh shit so i took off and put about 2 cars on him and then when we got to the next light he just sat there and broke out a pack of redman and put a chew in his mouth like he was trying to say he had chewed me up or something and there were 5 other people who were in the car with me that saw it if you want to find a stock bayliner just bring it out and get shut down...........

[slo_94_civic]

i dont rev at ne1...people see my car and rev at me...i race about 9 people a day some i lose to and some i win...i dont even like to street race im to broke to pay the ticket but when i have people in my car they talk shit so i do it....and i was holding the slurpee in my left hand so i held it and the wheel at the same time thats how i shifted in 2 secounds or whatever dude said...and the only reason i posted this was to say how stupid some people are they wanna race any honda...i understand that there are some ricers that go around reving at every1 but there are some domestics that do the same...and that is all i was trying to say that dude is in a fuckin slow ass truck driving around trying to race...he probably just left the movies from watching speed racer...and i thought it was funny how he did the lil you got smoked thing lol....

Hey I wasnt there so I dont know. So Ill just keep my comments to myself.

[power2weight]

This thread delivers.

[myltwon]

well i had a race the other day that was about the same when i was driving my wifes sebring around and some old guy in a gmc safari minivan honked at me and then took off... but he caught me by suprise because a was cutting up a banana and i had a blender in my lap... i was making a smoothie and i was like oh shit so i took off and put about 2 cars on him and then when we got to the next light he just sat there and broke out a pack of redman and put a chew in his mouth like he was trying to say he had chewed me up or something and there were 5 other people who were in the car with me that saw it if you want to find a stock bayliner just bring it out and get shut down...........

bwahahahahaha

[HaZed]

well i had a race the other day that was about the same when i was driving my wifes sebring around and some old guy in a gmc safari minivan honked at me and then took off... but he caught me by suprise because a was cutting up a banana and i had a blender in my lap... i was making a smoothie and i was like oh shit so i took off and put about 2 cars on him and then when we got to the next light he just sat there and broke out a pack of redman and put a chew in his mouth like he was trying to say he had chewed me up or something and there were 5 other people who were in the car with me that saw it if you want to find a stock bayliner just bring it out and get shut down...........

:lol: :lol: :lol: funny shit!!!

[-faded-]

so you are street racing while holding the steering wheel and a slurpee in the same hand? you my friend are the reason why people get hurt on the street. street racing is dangerous enough as it as you take it to the next level. maybe next time you can try it with one eye closed or something cool like that.

[-faded-]

i dont rev at ne1...people see my car and rev at me...i race about 9 people a day some i lose to and some i win...i dont even like to street race im to broke to pay the ticket but when i have people in my car they talk shit so i do it....and i was holding the slurpee in my left hand so i held it and the wheel at the same time thats how i shifted in 2 secounds or whatever dude said...and the only reason i posted this was to say how stupid some people are they wanna race any honda...i understand that there are some ricers that go around reving at every1 but there are some domestics that do the same...and that is all i was trying to say that dude is in a fuckin slow ass truck driving around trying to race...he probably just left the movies from watching speed racer...and i thought it was funny how he did the lil you got smoked thing lol....

you bother noone and you get 9 races a day? i havent got a race in about a year. i drove a modded 01 teg 20 each way and not one person revved at me. noone bothers me in my M3 and noone bothers me in my Si.

do us all a favor. throw your keys off the bridge, donate your car to someone who wont put other people's life in danger, and buy a bus pass.

[M-Ten]

i dont rev at ne1...people see my car and rev at me...i race about 9 people a day some i lose to and some i win...i dont even like to street race im to broke to pay the ticket but when i have people in my car they talk shit so i do it....and i was holding the slurpee in my left hand so i held it and the wheel at the same time thats how i shifted in 2 secounds or whatever dude said...and the only reason i posted this was to say how stupid some people are they wanna race any honda...i understand that there are some ricers that go around reving at every1 but there are some domestics that do the same...and that is all i was trying to say that

dude is in a fuckin slow ass truck driving around trying to race...

he probably just left the movies from watching speed racer...and i thought it was funny how he did the lil you got smoked thing lol....

Wait wait wait.. you drive um.. a honda?

[SPOONCIVIC]

and you ride around and kill evo's all day....want to see how you stack up against the evo killa?....shit i wont even spray on your little shit box! :lol: :lol: :lol:

i got 100 bucks says he's a PR

[stroke it]

I was at a light last night when a honda tried racing me. We were having a keg party in the bed. As the light turned green we launched. Then when I hit second I started doing a beer bong through the sliding rear window. I beat him by 2 cars and killed 3 beers at the same time. That's like 4 kills at once.

[-faded-]

I was at a light last night when a honda tried racing me. We were having a keg party in the bed. As the light turned green we launched. Then when I hit second I started doing a beer bong through the sliding rear window. I beat him by 2 cars and killed 3 beers at the same time. That's like 4 kills at once.

thats a mighty fucking kill ! you also prob went down in history as one of the dumbest drivers on the road.

[M-Ten]

thats a mighty fucking kill ! you also prob went down in history as one of the dumbest drivers on the road.

umm?

[GSRedd]

what flavor slurpee?....lol ...let me guess was vtec slurpee...oh wait thats right you have an ls sorry no vtak for you ! :lol:

[devin2589]

if you want to race another slow dakota. just let me know. ;)

[wb_map3]

1st off i dont put shyt in danger i have only been in 1 wreck my hole life and it is because i was young and dome and me and some people were fucking around....2nd im not driving to brooksville to race you devin i will ride around and rev my car at everybody who drives a dakota and record the race....3rd i have no fuckin clue what a pr is and 4th maybe i get alot of races because alot of people know me and want to race me because im 1 of the only imports in my area and when im out of my area i have a gearhead performance sticker on my car and people see a honda with a sticker and think that its a ricer and they want to race them....im not god i got no clue why i get so many races a day but i do i dont have no fuckin reason to lie to people on tr

[SPOONCIVIC]

so you are scared of the evo killa?

[M-Ten]

so you are scared of the evo killa?

who isn't :P !

[M-Ten]

1st off i dont put shyt in danger i have only been in 1 wreck my hole life and it is because i was young and dome and me and some people were fucking around....2nd im not driving to brooksville to race you devin i will ride around and rev my car at everybody who drives a dakota and record the race....3rd i have no fuckin clue what a pr is and 4th maybe i get alot of races because alot of people know me and want to race me because im 1 of the only imports in my area and when im out of my area i have a gearhead performance sticker on my car and people see a honda with a sticker and think that its a ricer and they want to race them....im not god i got no clue why i get so many races a day but i do i dont have no fuckin reason to lie to people on tr

One of the only imports in your area? This is florida, there's a different ricer every two blocks.

Why don't we race, I'm in the ppark area. I will record the race, while posting it up here REAL TIME, and eating krispy kream. Oh and I'll bring a girl with and she can shift for me.

[GRez]

^ LOL funny part about the girl shifting, I could see that as being a negotiation in the future on pinks.

Speaking of ricers, who was it that wanted help installing somestickerz, yo?

:lol: just fucking wit ya of course :D get that bad boy done today, son!

[wb_map3]

m-ten were in ppark??i will race you 2day...and yes i live were every1 has domestics with big blocks and they sittin on 4's or better....

[wb_map3]

oh and no im not scared of 'the evo killa' all i said is whats a PR...you the 1 that said you bet 100 bux im a pr so you could atleast tell me what it is...

[SPOONCIVIC]

lolololol.....ok pr

[Gooser]

you gotta be either a PR or one of those bosnian kids

[97HATCHY]

or a gay black miget with down syndrome and 1 leg

[M-Ten]

^ LOL funny part about the girl shifting, I could see that as being a negotiation in the future on pinks.

Speaking of ricers, who was it that wanted help installing somestickerz, yo?

:lol: just fucking wit ya of course :D get that bad boy done today, son!

Haha! But they make you faster, no?

[wb_map3]

not bosnian and no clue what a pr is...

[02LINCOLN]

you are fuckin dumb as shit , did you just say you live in p.park and you are the only import are you fuckin retarded ? there is rice everywhere here i live in seminole. and go to p.park weekly there is more imports then domestic there by far!

P.S. PR = puerto rican

[SPOONCIVIC]

and i thought all bosnians drove cavys

[Gooser]

no some have acuras... the really dirty ones drive hondas

[SPOONCIVIC]

no some have acuras... the really dirty ones drive hondasslowwwwwwwwwwwww ass hondas too

[wb_map3]

i didnt say i live in ppark that was another dude in the post...i live in cp and im not pr or bosnian or w.e the fuck so your smart

[Matt M.]

i didnt say i live in ppark that was another dude in the post...i live in cp and im not pr or bosnian or w.e the fuck so your smart

You should learn proper grammar before you post,BTW.

Your shows ownership of an object.

I.E "Hey Mike,is that your car"

You're is the shortened form of You and Are.

So Spooncivic owns smart?

:lol:

[Gooser]

Can I buy some stock in spooncivic's company?

[acmillr]

This story of should be listed in the "speeding" section instead of a racing forum....