Happy Zombie Jesus day Ford tech!!!

[Na306StAnG]

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On my way to an Easter egg hunt with my nephew, then to Outback!! :headbang:

[BAMF]

Zombies?!!? They're coming and nobody told me?!

FUCK! Board up the windows and grab the guns!

[RichWarChild]

http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l282/buzzardgod3/Junk%20From%20The%20Internet/ZombieJesusDay.png

[Na306StAnG]

^ :lol:

[Na306StAnG]

http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w54/aliquashana/zombie_jesus_flyer.jpg

[RichWarChild]

http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i52/eataperson/zombie-jesus-day.gif


http://img402.imageshack.us/img402/8449/zombiejesuslt9.jpg

[**CHRIS**]

< lol'd but still, < is offended... :lol:

[MiDiablo]

:nono:

[Ford DNA]

Not religious at all, but that's pretty messed up! I would laugh, but I don't feel right about it. :D

[MiDiablo]

You don't have to be religious to know that something is wrong and/or blasphemous.

[Sippi]

^+1

[Ford DNA]

Funny:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v704/forddna/Miscellaneous/ATT00025.jpg

[Na306StAnG]

You don't have to be religious to know that something is wrong and/or blasphemous.

Ok i'll say it. If you really believe some guy was buried in the ground then rose from the dead and i'm supposed to hunt for eggs cause of it.... :nuts: Sounds like the next Steven King novel.

[Stinkin Lincoln]

the easter bunny leaves little brown eggs every year for me

[Mars_302]

I giggle at this whole thread

[Na306StAnG]

the easter bunny leaves little brown eggs every year for me

Those are rats not bunny's!!!

[95coBraSVT]

Ok i'll say it. If you really believe some guy was buried in the ground then rose from the dead and i'm supposed to hunt for eggs cause of it.... :nuts: Sounds like the next Steven King novel. Christ died, was placed in a tomb, and rose from the dead for your sins. No other reason. He COULD have come back and completely destroyed the whole place, but he didn't. He showed compassion and love.

The rabbit is to symbolize vitality and that we are to populate the earth. The egg is a symbol of life.

Now, neither Jesus NOR God said that we are to celebrate with those two symbols. Therld didn't know how to do it with out offending anyone, so they made those two things up.:roll: Maybe there's more to it than I am writing here, but thats the basic gyst of it.



I'll quit preaching now.;)

[Na306StAnG]

Christ died, was placed in a tomb, and rose from the dead for your sins. No other reason. He COULD have come back and completely destroyed the whole place, but he didn't. He showed compassion and love.

The rabbit is to symbolize vitality and that we are to populate the earth. The egg is a symbol of life.

Now, neither Jesus NOR God said that we are to celebrate with those two symbols. Therld didn't know how to do it with out offending anyone, so they made those two things up.:roll: Maybe there's more to it than I am writing here, but thats the basic gyst of it.



I'll quit preaching now.;)

Sounds like a good movie! But I think they did it already.

[MiDiablo]

My post in no way said anything about the celebration of Easter and/or it's meanings.

Simply stated that something posted before me was wrong and blasphemous.

[Badlatitude]

cock samich?

[95coBraSVT]

:wtf: cock samich?:wtf:

[BAMF]

Christ died, was placed in a tomb, and rose from the dead for your sins. No other reason. He COULD have come back and completely destroyed the whole place, but he didn't. He showed compassion and love.

The rabbit is to symbolize vitality and that we are to populate the earth. The egg is a symbol of life.

Now, neither Jesus NOR God said that we are to celebrate with those two symbols. Therld didn't know how to do it with out offending anyone, so they made those two things up.:roll: Maybe there's more to it than I am writing here, but thats the basic gyst of it.



I'll quit preaching now.;)

Jesus rose from the dead as a motherfucking zombie and came to EAT YOUR BRAINS!

[Na306StAnG]

Jesus rose from the dead as a motherfucking zombie and came to EAT YOUR BRAINS!


Blasphemy!!!! Your going to hell!!!
























:lol:

[95coBraSVT]

That remains to be seen.

[$hawn]

The rabbit is to symbolize vitality and that we are to populate the earth. The egg is a symbol of life.

I'll quit preaching now.;)


Shouldn't we celebrate the chicken as a symbol of life :dunno: after all, it came first ;)

[95coBraSVT]

$hawn, EVERYONE knows that the dinosaur came before the chicken....So lets change it from a bunny laying eggs to a bunny being EATEN by a dinosaur!

SWEET!

[$hawn]

http://www.holyobserver.com/issues/v01i11/images/TRex_lg.jpg

:lol:

[Na306StAnG]

^ http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c90/wendy448/smileylmao.gif

[BAMF]

http://www.holyobserver.com/issues/v01i11/images/TRex_lg.jpg

:lol:

I want one!!!!!!!!!!

[95coBraSVT]

LMAO! The funny thing now, though, is that even evolutionists think that there might be a "higher power" that helped in creation.

[Gooser]

http://i229.photobucket.com/albums/ee309/Fikvedne/caturday.jpg

[Ford DNA]

LMAO! The funny thing now, though, is that even evolutionists think that there might be a "higher power" that helped in creation.

I was taught the opposite. There are people who believe in Biblical Creationism but that the world is indeed changing..evolving..So, they believe the book of Genesis, but also believe the world has evolved since then.

[95coBraSVT]

Yeah, I was "taught" the same thing. But recent studies have shown what I have posted here to be true. Now, ME personally, Well....The bible says it took God seven days to creat the world.....However, IIRC, Days 1-3 had no time frame as to how long they were. Days 1-3 could have been 40 million years, or 40 seconds. I won't know until I get upstairs to ask.


Also, the WORLD may have evolved, but MAN and most major animals have not. We did not "evolve" from monkeys or apes. No, we were made.......Just the way we were supposed to be made.

[95coBraSVT]

A little girl asked her mother, 'How did the human race appear?'
The mother answered, 'God made Adam and Eve and they had children and so was all mankind made.
Two days later the girl asked her father the same question.
The father answered, 'Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved.'
The confused girl returned to her mother and said, 'Mom, how is it
possible that you told me the human race was created by God, and Dad said they developed from monkeys?'

The mother answered, 'Well, dear, it is very simple. I told you about
my side of the family and your father told you about his.'

[BAMF]

LMAO! The funny thing now, though, is that even evolutionists think that there might be a "higher power" that helped in creation.

No they don't, you've got it backwards. Creatonists and the church were forced to accept Intelligent Design rather than Creationism. Because you know, logic and religion are 100% incompatible. :lol:

[BAMF]

Yeah, I was "taught" the same thing. But recent studies have shown what I have posted here to be true. Now, ME personally, Well....The bible says it took God seven days to creat the world.....However, IIRC, Days 1-3 had no time frame as to how long they were. Days 1-3 could have been 40 million years, or 40 seconds. I won't know until I get upstairs to ask.


Also, the WORLD may have evolved, but MAN and most major animals have not. We did not "evolve" from monkeys or apes. No, we were made.......Just the way we were supposed to be made.


You realize that there are mountains of solid information defending the theroy of evolution of man from an ape-like creature?

While we can't observe evolution in its natural state in complex organisms like us in realtime (because it takes too long), the exact same behavior is exhibited by things like germs, which reproduce about once every 20 minutes. Evolution. Its a god-damn fact. :-)

[Na306StAnG]

Evolution. Its a god-damn fact. :-)

Not sure why but ^ made me think of v

YouTube - Jim Gaffigan on christmas and Easter (http://youtube.com/watch?v=QjJCIbC9sxA)

[95coBraSVT]

No they don't, you've got it backwards. Creatonists and the church were forced to accept Intelligent Design rather than Creationism. Because you know, logic and religion are 100% incompatible. :lol:Huh?

Creationist: = what again? Oh wait... Thats right....Here it is:

1.the doctrine that matter and all things were created, substantially as they now exist, by an omnipotent Creator, and not gradually evolved or developed.

Intellegent design is what again? Oh yeah, the same thing!

I SHOULD , however, re-phrase my previous statement. SCIENTISTS (not necissarily evolutionists, although some are) are now thinking that there may be something to intellegent design.

Y-Origins Connection :: Intelligent Design For Everyone (http://www.y-origins.com/?gclid=CJv0kfWhqJICFQERPAod4W4pRQ)

[Gooser]

I dont see why I should belive some opium heads that wrote a book thousands of years ago...how can one prove that everything in these books are even fact and not some shit that people made up and retards started to belive? its called mass hysteria people and I think the world has a huge case of it.

[95coBraSVT]

Opium heads? Never heard THAT before when refering to the different authors of the Bible. However, allow me to try to help here.

1) Even IF some of the people who wrote the different books WERE opium heads, how is it that one book shows referances to another which was written by a seperate author? Matthew, Mark, Luke, John to name only a few. However, there are referances to the new testament which are made by old testament authors.

2) The things written in the bible are what they are. You have the wonderful power of "choice". You can "choose" to believe them or not. There is just one stipulation.....If you're living like there is no heaven or hell....You better be right.

3) The "media" of those times was not what it is today. There was no way for people to communicate across the nation. Which would have been the only way for multipul people to have the same "story", unless they all saw the same thing yet at different places. In todays age, it is hard for one person to make a lasting impression that will be talked about in just one CITY, let alone one whole state or a whole country. Try to do that with just one person (Jesus) in an age without ANY electrical aides or mass media.

[Sneeks2nv]

Opium heads? Never heard THAT before when refering to the different authors of the Bible. However, allow me to try to help here.

1) Even IF some of the people who wrote the different books WERE opium heads, how is it that one book shows referances to another which was written by a seperate author? Matthew, Mark, Luke, John to name only a few. However, there are referances to the new testament which are made by old testament authors.

2) The things written in the bible are what they are. You have the wonderful power of "choice". You can "choose" to believe them or not. There is just one stipulation.....If you're living like there is no heaven or hell....You better be right.

3) The "media" of those times was not what it is today. There was no way for people to communicate across the nation. Which would have been the only way for multipul people to have the same "story", unless they all saw the same thing yet at different places. In todays age, it is hard for one person to make a lasting impression that will be talked about in just one CITY, let alone one whole state or a whole country. Try to do that with just one person (Jesus) in an age without ANY electrical aides or mass media.


that was very well put.

[BAMF]

Huh?

Creationist: = what again? Oh wait... Thats right....Here it is:

1.the doctrine that matter and all things were created, substantially as they now exist, by an omnipotent Creator, and not gradually evolved or developed.

Intellegent design is what again? Oh yeah, the same thing!

I SHOULD , however, re-phrase my previous statement. SCIENTISTS (not necissarily evolutionists, although some are) are now thinking that there may be something to intellegent design.

Y-Origins Connection :: Intelligent Design For Everyone (http://www.y-origins.com/?gclid=CJv0kfWhqJICFQERPAod4W4pRQ)

Creationists disavow the theroy of evolution - they believe that god made us how we stand today. Intelligent Designers believe that someone (The Intelligent Designer) made something, that evolved into Homo Sapien Sapiens.

Due to overwhelming evidence, many if not most 'normal' churches have ceased to preach Creationism and accepted Intelligent Design. And they've done that because these scientists have presented them with so much evidence that they finally realized blindly bleating, "I didn't evolve from monkeys, God made me like I am today!" was just foolish. The interesting part is that this concession just sorta turns the fairy tale of Adam and Eve on its head, or at the very least forces it to be heavily reworked.

So, again, you have it backwards. Scientists concede nothing to religion.

[blacksheep-1]

OK, If I was to prove the bible was true, I would point out the nation of Israel as an example. The nation did come out of Egypt, and both Ezekial, Daniel and Isaiah all fortold of the demise and rebirth of the nation of Israel hundreds of years before it actually happened, they named the people and the place. They also told that Jews would suffer unbridled persecution (8.5mil died at the hands of the nazis in WW2 alone), they said the nation would once again come together (1948, under some of the oddest circumstances and against incredible odds) and that it would never be overun (1972 Yom Kippur war found the Israeli army unprepared and approximately 25% of the country was over run, but the Israelis regrouped and actually gained territory, Israel is also only 50 miles wide at it's smallest width, it is also surrounded by it's enemies.) It will however one day be decieved by a world monarch (perhaps maybe the UN? who knows) into putting down it's arms. The temple of Jerusalem will also be rebuilt (a mosque sits on the sight currently). Just a word to my agnostic friends out there, when that happens, crap is really, really gonna hit the fan. The Bible is not just a bunch of stories, the things it talks about are still going on.
Also, it takes much more faith to believe in evolution than the Bible, as an example, take a Dodge Viper, dissasemble it, throw all the parts into a C-130, fly over a runway and drop them all out, if you believe that those parts will reassemble themselves into a working Viper, then evolutuion is for you. The odds of the human race getting to where we are , is about the same (give or take a nut or bolt.)
And what would comprise a "normal" church? according to who, the press? Science concedes nothing to "religion" (who's religion?) Well at least it didn't until the Dead Sea scrolls turned up and validated the old Testament, the New Testament BTW, was written first hand.

[Na306StAnG]

There is no need to go back and forth on this topic. Everyone has their own opinion. No matter what you guys say back and forth to each other is not going to change your beliefs.

[Ford DNA]

You're comparing apples to oranges with the Viper example. If the Viper was comprised of living things, and you dropped it, and then you gave it millions of years to develop..............

[Ford DNA]

There is no need to go back and forth on this topic. Everyone has their own opinion. No matter what you guys say back and forth to each other is not going to change your beliefs.

I almost posted the same thing last night, but let it go. You're right, though. This is why I don't talk religion with people - it usually ends in hard feelings.

[blacksheep-1]

Fire away, it won't hurt my feelings.
The issue with science is that, science itself is always evolving. There have been something like 25 different changes to the evolutionary theory in the past 50 years. every time some one digs up the remnants of some rare Peruvian Three Toed Tree Climbing Aardslap, the theory changes or at the very least gets tweaked. What I'm saying is that the Bible stated creation happened this way, it hasn't changed, ever. Science is the moving target, not the Bible. I don't even care if it gets taught in schools, but as a theory, not as fact. Because if it's a fact, it sure changes a lot.
One other thing, if it did take as long as you say to"evolve" then the earth would have to be a lot older than those same scientist say it is. So like, which is it?

[Ford DNA]

Biblical Creationists think the earth is only about 10,000 years old. 'Splain that one to me.

[blacksheep-1]

OK, here's 2
According to evolutionists, Stone Age man existed for 100,000 years before beginning to make written records about 4,000-5,000 years ago. Prehistoric man built megalithic monuments, made beautiful cave paintings, and kept records of lunar phases. Why would he wait a thousand centuries before using the same skills to record history? The biblical time-scale is much more likely.

All naturally occurring families of radioactive elements generate helium as they decay. If such decay took place for billions of years, as alleged by evolutionists, much helium should have found its way into the Earth's atmosphere. The rate of loss of helium from the atmosphere into space is calculable and small. Taking that loss into account, the atmosphere today has only 0.05% of the amount of helium it would have accumulated in five billion years. This means the atmosphere is much younger than the alleged evolutionary age.
A study published in the Journal of Geophysical Research shows that helium produced by radioactive decay in deep, hot rocks has not had time to escape. Though the rocks are supposed to be over one billion years old, their large helium retention suggests an age of only thousands of years.

[95coBraSVT]

Wow....Blacksheep....you have done WAY more research than I have into this whole thing! Kudos to you mang....

[Gooser]

http://evolvefish.com/ShirtImages/ShirtImagesSmall/No-Bible-Thumpers-small.gif

[Aoshi]

Christ died, was placed in a tomb, and rose from the dead for your sins. No other reason. He COULD have come back and completely destroyed the whole place, but he didn't. He showed compassion and love.

The rabbit is to symbolize vitality and that we are to populate the earth. The egg is a symbol of life.

Now, neither Jesus NOR God said that we are to celebrate with those two symbols. Therld didn't know how to do it with out offending anyone, so they made those two things up.:roll: Maybe there's more to it than I am writing here, but thats the basic gyst of it.



I'll quit preaching now.;)

he couldn't kill us all? Sounds like an epic fail to me :shrug:

http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb19/youdumbcat/EpicFail02.jpg

[**CHRIS**]

I don't see anything wrong with believing in Intelligent Design...

I'd rather be right on my day of reckoning than wrong.

If that day never happens, what have I lost? Nothing.

What have I gained? Everything.

The basic principals as i see them are idiot proof:

Don't murder
Don't steal
Don't cheat
Don't lie
Don't envy


There are a couple more, but you get the idea.

If there is no God, what makes me such a bad person for trying to live up to these ideals?

And if there is a God... where will you be on that day?

Not a chance I want to take.

Anybody who has doubts as to the existence of God, do you believe the teachings of the 10 commandments and the Bible are a bad way to conduct yourself?

I will not judge anybody based upon thier beliefs... but why do non-believers judge us?

Obviously nobody knows until that day comes.

[stang stroker]

I don't see anything wrong with believing in Intelligent Design...

I'd rather be right on my day of reckoning than wrong.

If that day never happens, what have I lost? Nothing.

What have I gained? Everything.

The basic principals as i see them are idiot proof:

Don't murder
Don't steal
Don't cheat
Don't lie
Don't envy


There are a couple more, but you get the idea.

If there is no God, what makes me such a bad person for trying to live up to these ideals?

And if there is a God... where will you be on that day?

Not a chance I want to take.

Anybody who has doubts as to the existence of God, do you believe the teachings of the 10 commandments and the Bible are a bad way to conduct yourself?

I will not judge anybody based upon thier beliefs... but why do non-believers judge us?

Obviously nobody knows until that day comes.

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[GNs-r-slow]

I could careless how I got here, Im just along for the ride!!! Making the best of what I have day to day. Some of you guys have TOO much time on your hands :lol:

[Na306StAnG]

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b37/na306stang/Kittah/1153692674158.jpg

[95coBraSVT]

he couldn't kill us all? Sounds like an epic fail to me :shrug:Let me see here....He created the universe and everything in it. Hmmmm Could He kill us all? Let me see here....lots of rain....A great flood across all the earth....two of every creature except for PEOPLE.....Yeah, I think that had he NOT told Noah about the flood, well...I think we wouldn't be here now. Now....What was that about a "epic fail"? Of course...That was BEFORE Jesus' time.....So let me see here....You're talking about a guy who rose from the dead...Who healed the blind and healed lepars....A guy who changed huge barrels of water into the best wine the rich people of the time had ever tasted....Yeah, I think he could have come and killed us all. The sad part is that he has given us all a way out of hell....a free ticket....and all those people here who say "If it's for free, it's for me".....Well...you're missing the boat here fellas. And it's a BIG boat to miss. The signs are there...He is coming back....and SOON too. He said He will return before the generation that sees Isreal become a nation dies.....Well...Isreal became a nation again in 1948. That generation is on it's way out boys and girls.......Time is running out....but thats just me telling you.....Blast me and flame me all you want.....But when the last grain of sand falls in the hourglass.....Don't say you weren't told and warned. ;)

[$hawn]

Truth about religion and evolution! (http://www.tamparacing.com/forums/login.php?do=logout&u=24178)

[BAMF]

^ lawl


I think we should go to YBOR one night as a Ford Forum meet and stand with our respective "Jesus is coming and you're all going to burn!" or "Jesus isn't coming, so burn one with me!" sects. They're only a block apart.

[95coBraSVT]

As stated before, you have the choice. If you don't believe, you better be right, because the consequences last for eternity. Thats a really long time for anyone who doesn't know...LOL

[BAMF]

As stated before, you have the choice. If you don't believe, you better be right, because the consequences last for eternity. Thats a really long time for anyone who doesn't know...LOL

Hypothetical situation #1:

Woman marries man A. Man A dies at a young age - Man A was only married to Woman in his life. Woman, now a widow, mourns Man A, but eveuntually remarries to Man B. Man B had never been married to anyone but Woman before. They both die and go to heaven. So, Man A and Man B are both in love with Woman. How does that work out in heaven, where everything is golden and happy? Does Man A just suddenly not care anymore? Have his primal urges of tearing Man B, who has his woman, to shreds, just vanished? How can you explain it

By the way, these hypothetical situations will get worse and worse as we go back and forth. So you better be prepared to think good and hard on some of 'em. :-) And if you disavow any scientific LAWS (read that again, LAWS, not therories) during the debate, you do risk being branded just another religious wacko.

[Na306StAnG]

Truth about religion and evolution! (http://www.tamparacing.com/forums/login.php?do=logout&u=24178)

:lmao:

[95coBraSVT]

Hypothetical situation #1:

Woman marries man A. Man A dies at a young age - Man A was only married to Woman in his life. Woman, now a widow, mourns Man A, but eveuntually remarries to Man B. Man B had never been married to anyone but Woman before. They both die and go to heaven. So, Man A and Man B are both in love with Woman. How does that work out in heaven, where everything is golden and happy? Does Man A just suddenly not care anymore? Have his primal urges of tearing Man B, who has his woman, to shreds, just vanished? How can you explain it

By the way, these hypothetical situations will get worse and worse as we go back and forth. So you better be prepared to think good and hard on some of 'em. :-) And if you disavow any scientific LAWS (read that again, LAWS, not therories) during the debate, you do risk being branded just another religious wacko.
Actually, men and women are not married anymore even in heaven. Your hypothetical situation is very dealable. Marriage is "until death do us part". He died, so they were legitimatly parted. No problem. Also, a "primal urge" as you called it, is just a earthly instinct which is instilled only into some. If he is a Christian, which is required to get into heaven, he will know that they were separated by death. Their vows were upheld. She carried out her part of the vow, as did he. He will likely be happy that she was not mourning anymore and not sad anymore. This whole situation makes a large assumption...That these three were ALL actually going to heaven in accordance with the LAWS set forth by the bible. Now, as blacksheep-1 stated before, science is based on a lot of THEORY. Gravity....Is one that you can't get away from. But most other things are still able to be twisted. Time...another one you can't get away from.


BTW.....I'll gladly wear the crown of "religious wacko" if I can help just one person to become better educated and closer to Christ.

[power2weight]

Gravity....Is one that you can't get away from. But most other things are still able to be twisted.

Care to expand on that one?

The 'theory' of gravity is much the same as the 'theory' of evolution. Objects with mass attract each other, a theory is put forth and tested to explain that attraction. Species have changed and adapted throughout the last 2 BILLION years on earth, evolution is the search for this explanation.

Time...another one you can't get away from.

Really? Guess what happens to time when you start going fast, like speed of light fast.

[95coBraSVT]

There's one in every crowd. You want to have your cake and eat it too. Sorry. Look, Gravity, as it relates here on EARTH, is simple and is law. Basicly, what goes up, must, eventually, come down. How far down is dependant on the elevation below it. Now, if it LEAVES the earths atmosphere, then it COULD leave the earths gravitational pull. It is the only way we can escape gravity. Even when we are in a zero G plane, we are actually falling, although we are falling inside of a plane, so it gives the ILLUSION of zero G.

Please...tell me what happens when you go speed of light fast. Can YOU go that fast? I didn't think you could....In fact, I don't think ANYONE can go that fast. So, time is still LAW for us COMMON people.

Of course, for you Star Trek fans, we know you can slingshot around the sun and go forward in time or backward if you so see fit. But us mear mortals and non-time travelers are still restricted by the relevent LAWS of gravity and time.

[95coBraSVT]

P.S. I don''t know if you looked back a page or not or if you've read the entire thread yet, but to debunk the whole "theory" of the earth being billions of years old...here you go.OK, here's 2
According to evolutionists, Stone Age man existed for 100,000 years before beginning to make written records about 4,000-5,000 years ago. Prehistoric man built megalithic monuments, made beautiful cave paintings, and kept records of lunar phases. Why would he wait a thousand centuries before using the same skills to record history? The biblical time-scale is much more likely.

All naturally occurring families of radioactive elements generate helium as they decay. If such decay took place for billions of years, as alleged by evolutionists, much helium should have found its way into the Earth's atmosphere. The rate of loss of helium from the atmosphere into space is calculable and small. Taking that loss into account, the atmosphere today has only 0.05% of the amount of helium it would have accumulated in five billion years. This means the atmosphere is much younger than the alleged evolutionary age.
A study published in the Journal of Geophysical Research shows that helium produced by radioactive decay in deep, hot rocks has not had time to escape. Though the rocks are supposed to be over one billion years old, their large helium retention suggests an age of only thousands of years.

[power2weight]

P.S. I don''t know if you looked back a page or not or if you've read the entire thread yet, but to debunk the whole "theory" of the earth being billions of years old...here you go.

I don't know if you know this, but I grew up in Kansas, so I've seen almost every one of these young earth claims.

To debunk that 'debunking', or really any debunking creationalists or young earthers might do, you might run your claims by this website (http://www.talkorigins.org/indexcc/list.html) first, saves us all that trouble.

Your particular helium decay claim is answered here. (http://www.talkorigins.org/indexcc/CD/CD015.html)

Before we get to far into this, what do you think happens to a deity or religion that bases it's total existance on physical phenomena that are not found in the real world?

[BAMF]

Sorry guys, I want to publicly apologize for not continuing like I had intended. I just sorta lost interest in this thread. Probably because I've been sick and under the influence of a few medications.

[$hawn]

http://www.religionfacts.com/jesus/images/Barzoni-Black-Jesus-Montage-Vincent-Barzoni.jpeg

:dunno:

[95coBraSVT]

http://www.religionfacts.com/jesus/images/Barzoni-Black-Jesus-Montage-Vincent-Barzoni.jpeg

:dunno:Just wrong.....*sigh*

[95coBraSVT]

Sorry guys, I want to publicly apologize for not continuing like I had intended. I just sorta lost interest in this thread. Probably because I've been sick and under the influence of a few medications.And here I thought you just didn't love us anymore. :lol:

[$hawn]

Just wrong.....*sigh*

just wrong? this thread has made me open my eyes to new ideas....who knows....

[BAMF]

Jesus wasn't black, he was a sand monkey like the rest of them!

[blacksheep-1]

I checked out that website you talked about, I like the part where they claim God is unmerciful since He waited 2000 years before providing redemption, really, and I thought they didn't believe in God, I must have missed something there. Sounds like the truth might be getting to them.
Jesus was a Jewish carpenter, and according to the Bible he was not a particularly good looking person, he was rather plain. The part I like about Him was that he totally bucked the religious sytem of the day, he even went off on people who were selling items of sacrifice inside the temple because they didn't respect the house as a place of worship.
And BTW, no one has ever discussed my post concerning the historical perspective of the Bible. The nation of Israel is still the biggest example of the Bible being true.

[95coBraSVT]

Blacksheep....I am in agreement with you....So you won't hear much arguement from me.

$hawn, If you're being honest and not sarcastic, then great. However, I'll have to doublecheck, but I BELIEVE (I could be wrong) that Jesus was actually white. But I'll have to check again.

[95coBraSVT]

Ok, there are MANY different referances to Jesus' race, but none are solid or conclusive. Another question I'll have answered when I see him. :)

[Richie Sambora]

Another question I'll have answered when I see him. :)


He works at IHOP in Trenton on Hwy 9. He has Tuesday's and Thursday's off, one hell of a dish washer!!

[shinysideup]

Dont fuck with teh Jesus!
http://booreview.com/images/the_big_lebowski_jesus.jpg

[95coBraSVT]

He works at IHOP in Trenton on Hwy 9. He has Tuesday's and Thursday's off, one hell of a dish washer!!Honestly, I wouldn't put it past him. He was just a jewish carpenter when he was here the first time.;)

[blacksheep-1]

He was also a Nazarene, which explains the long hair, Nazareth was not a particularly "nice" city, it was mentioned that "Is there any good that can come from Nazareth?" So it was definately on the wrong side of the tracks as far as the Israel elite were concerned.
So you have this everyday, plain looking Jewish carpenter with long hair from the wrong town who hung around fishermen, prostitutes and tax collectors and who loved mankind enough to give up his life in order to save them.

[BAMF]

Ok, there are MANY different referances to Jesus' race, but none are solid or conclusive. Another question I'll have answered when I see him. :)

Historically and geographically speaking, Jesus should have looked middle-eastern. Along with everyone else around him.

[Ford DNA]

Mary was only a virgin if you don't count anal.

[Na306StAnG]

Mary was only a virgin if you don't count anal.



Who doesn't count anal??? :dunno:

[shinysideup]

Who doesn't count anal??? :dunno:

Teh greeks for one.

[BAMF]

Who doesn't count anal??? :dunno:

I only count it if I get to finish inside. :dunno:

[$hawn]

Mary was only a virgin if you don't count anal.


Who doesn't count anal??? :dunno:


Teh greeks for one.


:lmao:

[blacksheep-1]

Actually Mary was probably close to 15 years old, which was common and accepted back then.
A/S was very illegal due to the spread of disease
The Bible covers the whole virgin thing, infidelity back then would get you killed, unless you were male, then it was not considerred OK, but was accepted.

Mars Hill Church | Good Friday - The Day of Atonement (http://www.marshillchurch.org/special/thecrucifixion/default.aspx)

[Ford DNA]

Assuming there really was a Mary, Joseph, Jesus, etc, Joseph got Mary knocked up, so they made up the whole immaculate conseption thing to cover their asses.

[blacksheep-1]

Actually there was, that's why they were in Nazareth when Jesus was born, they were in town as part of the Roman census.

[Badlatitude]

Mary was a whore , banging down carpenters during happy hour. Do the math.... Joey boy came from the wrong side of the tracks , she had the baby in a barn out of town in the cold and 3 old guys watched. Clearly they were puerto rican . hell they stabbed him thru his arms , feet and in his ribs and he lived...... Jesus "hey suse" do the math!!!! Either way I blame the jew claw.

[blacksheep-1]

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