toilet seat up or down? why does it matter?

[Joker Instituted]

girls get mad about the seat being up, why? they need it down so they can go to the bathroom right, well most of the time we need it up so we can go. so why cant they lift it up for us? i think there just lazy. i know this is stupid but for some odd reason it's bugging me that i dont even know why i get yell'd at.

[Ink]

Women ARE lazy.

[Mars_302]

them bitches wanted equal rights but they are sure hell pick and choose which ones they want

[Tiffiny]

i know how hard is it for them to lift it 4 us bs lol

[Duceanahalf]

i put the seat down. i also put the lid down. if i gotta lift the seat, she is gonna have to lift the lid. Or, piss on the seat

[Ink]

^ :lol: rep'd

[ShakinIt]

It's called courtesy and respect dude.....you'll find you get a lot farther with women (most anyway) when you treat them with courtesy and respect.....

[Tiffiny]

this coming from ^with this in your sig jfwy
did you see those titties??? I hope who ever hired her got to paint her face with some baby batter!!!

[Gooser]

I just piss all over the seat...Sometimes I dont even use the bathroom and I piss on her face...Im like R kelly y0!

YouTube - Piss on you (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FmBRBUZ7UWc&feature=related)
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9USqGsV9gk8)

[Joker Instituted]

but still. most of the time you can tell if there on there monthly visit or not just by going to the bathroom to lift up the seat. i dont wanna touch that shish.

and yes i have respect, if i miss in the mourning, i'll wipe it off. if they do anytime, they dont care. why? cuz to them they cant see it so they dont have to worry about it. and that my friend is the only reason that we get yell'd at for not putting it down. becuz it reminds them that there the nasty one's.

[Joker Instituted]

well ok im done. im finished venting.

[ShakinIt]

this coming from ^with this in your sig jfwy
did you see those titties??? I hope who ever hired her got to paint her face with some baby batter!!!


LOL, I didn't say that.....I just thought it was fucking hilarious!.... :lol:




So anyway, what brought this on? Did you mom piss on the toilet seat and not clean it up??

[Joker Instituted]

no one of the girls at the office was b**ching about how she almost fell in and wouldnt lt it go for a while. come on how can you not tell it's up?

and no it's just nasty how ya got to pick it up and you see all of that on the bottom of the seat. now i just use my foot to lift it up.

[Iraq&Roll]

All females have snakes in their heads. Try not to rationalize.... just accept their double standards as a genetic flaw.

[DrDirt]

no one of the girls at the office was b**ching about how she almost fell in and wouldnt lt it go for a while.

She just needs reassurance of her femininity. Explain to her how there is no way in Hell THAT ass could ever drop into THAT crapper.

[shinysideup]

/\:lol:

[racingrick]

actually unless you got a women with a double stretched vag, she probably won't be able to get p anywhere on you. Also, only nasty ho's leave things in the toilet so it's just returning the favor not to spray the seat and leave it down for her to sit on or fall in................the only part of this logic I don't get is what kind of nasty bitch sits nekkid without looking (not counting you raymond)!!

[95coBraSVT]

I leave the seat down. Yep...my aim is THAT good!.....Of course, it helps a bit that the monster is like hanging right there at the same height as the seat anyway, so it's just a matter of placing it right over the hole. LOL

Actually, I just leave the seat down. I never lift it. SHE does...just to clean though. If she leaves a mess, then it's HER ass that cleans it and sees it. LOL

[ODB]

This thread sucks.

[302andSome]

I leave the shit up and don't hear a peep....my wife knows whats up

[$hawn]

This thread sucks.

:w/stupid:

[ShakinIt]

This thread sucks.


^ doesn't care.....leaves shit splatters in the bowl.....






:lol:

[864I'DCaprI]

/\ True story, hes even posted his burnout marks in the bowl

[ShakinIt]

Damn it!! since they are from me....should I clean them or leave them for my wife to clean up??? what would you do??:lol: :lol:


:lol:

[ODB]

:lol:
where did you dig that from?? or is it a chop?

[864I'DCaprI]

:lol:

http://www.tamparacing.com/forums/ford-forum-lounge/418972-skid-marks-my-toilet-bowl.html#post4497439