traveling sux......kinda

[Lumberjack]

in one 24 hr period:
-1 direct flight from tpa to houston
-1 enterprise car rental
-2 titty bars
-2 cheesy gordita crunches and a hardshell taco supreme w/ a side of nacho cheese and lots of fire sauce
-1 motel 6
-1 beat off session
-1 more beat off session/marathon
-2 hot as fuck breakfast burritos from the gas station
-3 machine installations
-3 training and maintenance classes
-7 fat tire beers (much more by the time you read this)
-1 huge bastard of a pot hole ( huh huh, i said pot :nerd: )
-2 flat tires
aaaaaaaand one spare tire later? anyone know where they keep the second spare tire on a rental car? im gonna go finish my other beers and walk to the bar and think about it.

all i got to say is. "do you know where i can get fifty ones for this fifty dollar bill?" :headbang:

Texas sux :nono:

[Lumberjack]

oh yeah

GIGGITY GIGGITY BITCHES!!

[Stinkin Lincoln]

holy shit man your gonna shit your brains out between tacobell and gas station burrito's LOL sounds like fun though and u got some special rep from me

[864I'DCaprI]

LOL, I hear theres not many whities in the titty bars!!!! LOL

I thought you were bullshitting me when you said you were in TX on the phone earlier!!! I guess Hooters will have to wait...

[Lumberjack]

LOL, I hear theres not many whities in the titty bars!!!! LOL

I thought you were bullshitting me when you said you were in TX on the phone earlier!!! I guess Hooters will have to wait...

DOOD! you would not believe all the smokin hot black chicks at the t-bars here! its nuts! :-o

pop, lock, and drop it. is my new favorite song :lmao:

[864I'DCaprI]

LMFAO

YouTube - Huey - Pop Lock and Drop It Video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YniDowiAHGE)

[864I'DCaprI]

Ohh yeah PICS OR BAN mofugga

Heres a couple of em.....YouTube - POP LOCK, AND DROP iT (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ed8BcsrViw0&feature=related) :lol:

YouTube - Pop Lock & Drop ittt! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5eFZbbQcNmA&feature=related)

[Lumberjack]

Ohh yeah PICS OR BAN mofugga

:lol: of the two flat tires of the tasty dark chocolate titty dancers?

[864I'DCaprI]

:-o hrmmmmm, gurlz....lets see sum Texes skinz!!

[Lumberjack]

pic on its way....

[Lumberjack]

:-o hrmmmmm, gurlz....lets see sum Texes skinz!!

you meant potato skinnz right?


ahhhhhhhhahahahahahahahahah :-o

:lmao:

[864I'DCaprI]

DOOD WTF is that your belly???? LOLZ.....

[Lumberjack]

DOOD WTF is that your belly???? LOLZ.....

uhhhh huh huh huh..... those are ballz bro :crack:

hurry ones at that lol my girl aint picky

[MiDiablo]

:crack:

[864I'DCaprI]

im skeerd now :nerd: :lol:


EDIT Ohhhhhh booooobies!!! oooolalllalaalaa

[Lumberjack]

im skeerd now :nerd: :lol:


EDIT Ohhhhhh booooobies!!! oooolalllalaalaa

that two pur nigguh. that takes skillz. or a bunch of booze in Seattle :wink:

[864I'DCaprI]

:lol: youluckysunbitch is your place hiring???? :lol:

[Lumberjack]

:lol: youluckysunbitch is your place hiring???? :lol:

yeah i guess. i need a new cleaning lady :lol:

[864I'DCaprI]

LOL

You sir is a \/

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[Tiffiny]

is everything really bigger there

[ShakinIt]

is everything really bigger there


Yes, the black bitches are much bigger there....:lol:


I hear it's pretty "dark" in Houston?...:-o

[BigDawg]

Good stuff, sent you some jerkoff rep :jerkoff:

[power2weight]

Man I miss the fuck out of fat tire beer, I've even brought it back with me in suitcases!

[Na306StAnG]

pop, lock, and drop it. is my new favorite song :lmao:


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[Lumberjack]

Man I miss the fuck out of fat tire beer, I've even brought it back with me in suitcases!

oh man i thought i was the only one! i brought it back form colorado in a crate by the case when we had a trade show there :beer:

[Lumberjack]

Yes, the black bitches are much bigger there....:lol:


I hear it's pretty "dark" in Houston?...:-o

im not gonna lie........i got x-ray vision now :mullet:

[Lumberjack]

:offtopic: i cant wait to rub my face in my girls "everything"


() <---its like that but, "mo betta"

[Na306StAnG]

DOOD! you would not believe all the smokin hot black chicks at the t-bars here! its nuts! :-o


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