Ford DNA
02-25-2008, 08:10 PM
>> Subject: The doctor
>>
>> ...the Doctor replied 'Of course I won't laugh, I'm a
>> professional.
>> In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient.'
>> 'Okay then,' Bob said, and proceeded to drop his trousers,
>> revealing the tiniest 'whoo-ha' the doctor had ever seen.
>>
>> It couldn't have been bigger than the size of a AAA battery.
>> Unable to control himself, the doctor started giggling,
>> then fell laughing to the floor.
>>
>> Ten minutes later he was able to struggle to his feet and
>> regain his composure.
>> 'I'm so sorry,' said the doctor. 'I really am. I don't know
>> what came over me. On my honor as a doctor and a
>> gentleman, I promise it won't happen again.
>>
>> Now, what seems to be the problem?'
>> 'It's swollen,' Bob replied.
>>
>> ...the Doctor replied 'Of course I won't laugh, I'm a
>> professional.
>> In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient.'
>> 'Okay then,' Bob said, and proceeded to drop his trousers,
>> revealing the tiniest 'whoo-ha' the doctor had ever seen.
>>
>> It couldn't have been bigger than the size of a AAA battery.
>> Unable to control himself, the doctor started giggling,
>> then fell laughing to the floor.
>>
>> Ten minutes later he was able to struggle to his feet and
>> regain his composure.
>> 'I'm so sorry,' said the doctor. 'I really am. I don't know
>> what came over me. On my honor as a doctor and a
>> gentleman, I promise it won't happen again.
>>
>> Now, what seems to be the problem?'
>> 'It's swollen,' Bob replied.