More wings than brains Miata gets a smoke lashing

[John]

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[98NOSCOBRA]

it is so fun to fuck with people:mad:good kill cat

[93ex]

Maybe he didnt fly by because he couldnt find ya after the cloud?

[Garrett]

holy fucking shit john that was one of the best kill stories i have ever read. very nice kill maybe someday you will get a set of those antlers to hang over the fire place :D

[krazynuttz23]

hehe lovely story and GOOD kill!!!

[sloaccord]

good lord man.
if you ever get tired of working with cars you ought to be a
writer. . . .

[JohnnyPointless]

phenomenal literature...get a job with some high quality import magazine..wait..those are fading out..lol

[murph38_99]

Well its about time somebody wrote a war story that rivals mine in length. Nice kill. I especially appreiciated the cynical commentary!

[Strongest Man In The World]

seriously u write some of the best kill stories i have ever read. i wanna be in one.....someday if u see the xplorer rolling around just flex on me and then u can give a good kill story( cuz i damn sure aint gonna win :) )

[John]

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