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DrDirt

11-15-2007, 11:54 AM

I had my yearly visit to the proctologist today. Patricia says my prostate is perfect. She gave me a free gift of a little package of yellow pills. And the reassurance the the internal bump on my right nug is nothing more than scar tissue from the vasectomy reversal. (I knew that but still thought I should seek professional counsel :grin: ) All this for a modest co-pay which is less than dinner and a movie! No wonder illegal immigrants flock to this country.

Ford DNA

11-15-2007, 11:58 AM

umm..glad your stuff is okay. ?? :)

Duceanahalf

11-15-2007, 12:03 PM

go you got your balls handled with a finger in the ass. normally that runs you $35 behind a dumpster

Ford DNA

11-15-2007, 12:09 PM

:lol:

KAILUAZ

11-15-2007, 12:34 PM

go you got your balls handled with a finger in the ass. normally that runs you $35 behind a dumpster

Hell you can get that for five bucks and a six pack on 34th st!! :-o

BAMF

11-15-2007, 12:43 PM

Na306StAnG

11-15-2007, 01:58 PM

Hell you can get that for five bucks and a six pack on 34th st!! :-o

Where??? Pm please!!

Scott

11-15-2007, 03:33 PM

You sure you were not taking part in a sequel to the Booya video ?

MiDiablo

11-15-2007, 04:31 PM

Fuck our health care... $200 co-pay for a damn MRI, for an UNEMPLOYED COLLEGE STUDENT who's carrying his OWN personal health insurance. What the fuck... :nono:

DrDirt

11-15-2007, 04:53 PM

Five Bucks! A 6 Pack! And $35!

Sheeut, you guys aparently have much lower standards than I. We're talking a professional woman here!

And, Amanda, thank you for the kind words. I couldn't help but notice that your stuff is definitely OK too. Kudos to your man.

Ford DNA

11-15-2007, 06:44 PM

omg..lol..thanks, i think.

DrDirt

11-15-2007, 07:49 PM

Oh hail yeah it's good. I've never met you in person but in a lot of your pics you remind me of Charlize Theron...only healthier. :) Now that's gotta be good. Don's a lucky guy.

BigDawg

11-15-2007, 10:07 PM

Little yellow pills? Cialis maybe? Great Recreational Drug if it is. And 200 for an MRI, shit, hell no, group medical is the best thing thing in the world. Only 40.00 for my vasectomy, and well worth it. Plus the Erectile Dysfunction samples put a smile on my face.

Mac

11-16-2007, 02:38 AM

wait, am I in Pit Road? :lol:

Stewart Scott

11-16-2007, 06:07 AM

Fuck our health care... $200 co-pay for a damn MRI, for an UNEMPLOYED COLLEGE STUDENT who's carrying his OWN personal health insurance. What the fuck... :nono:

maybe cuba has a better system, IDK :P

I pay 350 a month for my daughter and I, low deduct, no prescription charges and I am happy......not a perfect system but still glad I am in the USA.

plazma

11-16-2007, 09:05 AM

maybe cuba has a better system, IDK :P

I pay 350 a month for my daughter and I, low deduct, no prescription charges and I am happy......not a perfect system but still glad I am in the USA.

You could be in a country where they don't even know what an mri is.

Stewart Scott

11-16-2007, 06:02 PM

I was making fun of Midiablo and his comments telling him to check out the cuban system, making fun of the Micheal Moore movie. i quess it came across wrong....

plazma

11-16-2007, 11:28 PM

No it didn't I just thought it would quote both of you. My post was in response to his more so then yours.

As for the 5$ holler na306stang you just go to 34th and 13th and ask for Bob he will hook you up after he drinks a few off that 6 pack.

ShakinIt

11-17-2007, 12:07 AM

^^ sucks to be all ya'll....:(

<<this guy gets free health insurance.....;)

Na306StAnG

11-17-2007, 12:54 AM

As for the 5$ holler na306stang you just go to 34th and 13th and ask for Bob he will hook you up after he drinks a few off that 6 pack.

Thanks anyway... I'm looking to find some bitch to eat my shit...

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topher469

11-17-2007, 07:03 AM

or there is always the good old BME Pain Olympics