calling snake experts

[$hawn]

what kind of snake is this?

[MiDiablo]

I'm no expert... But...

A DEAD ONE!

:lol:

Nice kill! Looks poisonous. But then again, I think black snakes look poisonous! :nerd: I've always said there are only two types of people in the world. Those that like snakes, and those that like DEAD SNAKES. I'm the latter. :D

[Suicidal Racing]

looks like a dead one

[864I'DCaprI]

A dead one??? :dunno:

[864I'DCaprI]

:lol: the 3 of us said that at the same exact time!!!

[$hawn]

:nono: It bit me and i don't know if I should go to the hospital :(

[864I'DCaprI]

Ohh shit...dood call them cause that snake, (I forget the saying), can be bad

[Adrenalin]

I'd be ther already!

[$hawn]

I'd be ther already!

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[MiDiablo]

Oh snap, I'd go to a walk in, with that fucker in a plastic bag by my side.

Side note, WTF were you doing to have gotten bit by that bastage? I mow lawns every day, run into snakes daily, and still don't get close enough to ornry (sp?) ones that look like they'll bite my ass!

I'll check google...

[864I'DCaprI]

Ruuuhhh Roooo

[Adrenalin]

If it bit you on the ass have your wife suck the poison out.....:crack:

[Adrenalin]

I haven't googled it or anything but... a copper head? do we even have those around here?

[Suicidal Racing]

that looks like in the line of a cooper head

[MiDiablo]

Haha @ hard time typing! :D

[MiDiablo]

Funny you guys should say that, I just found one on Google - pretty close resemblence:

http://scienceblogs.com/clock/upload/2007/02/copperhead.jpg

[$hawn]

http://www.wf.net/~snake/images/coppback.jpg oh noes :sad: looks like i'm a gonner...

[$hawn]

Funny you guys should say that, I just found one on Google - pretty close resemblence:

http://scienceblogs.com/clock/upload/2007/02/copperhead.jpg


well WTF is that then?

[MiDiablo]

Red touch yellow, kill a fellow
Red touch black, venom lack

Found this too... But I think it only applies to the Coral/Mocassin family(ies)...

[$hawn]

maybe this? http://www.dreamsbeginhere.org/sandalwood/herpetology/animalscornsnake1.jpg

hurry, i'm getting all dizzy and shit

[MiDiablo]

God I hate snakes...

Dig around on this site: Florida and Georgia Snake Identification (http://www.southalley.com/snakes.html) But keep your feet up, I think they're underneath your compooter!

[ruler]

copperheads are in FL and they can put your dick in the dirt. The good news is they like to hang out with each other so have fun with his homeboys.

[$hawn]

http://www.southalley.com/dsnakes/corn3.JPG

corn snake?

[$hawn]

copperheads are in FL and they can put your dick in the dirt. The good news is they like to hang out with each other so have fun with his homeboys.


funny you say that...that one was the second. the first one was a little one, like 12" long....

[Adrenalin]

http://www.floridabackyardsnakes.com/images/BandedwaterRedPhaseFinal.jpg

http://img451.imageshack.us/img451/6738/66140079jk5.png

A type of cotton mouth... I typed in Red Cottonmouth and a few pages back I find this.

Do I get a cookie?

[Krautburner]

Bah,damn it I hate those things.Buncha nasty bastards

[MiDiablo]

Fuck I hate snakes! :mad:

[$hawn]

http://www.floridabackyardsnakes.com/images/BandedwaterRedPhaseFinal.jpg

A type of cotton mouth... I typed in Red Cottonmouth and a few pages back I find this.

Do I get a cookie?


don't they like water?

[Adrenalin]

That's what I've always heard... what are you trying to buy them a drink?

[$hawn]

I called ask a nurse. She said cut an X in my skin and suck the poison out. I cant reach my own ass :(

[Adrenalin]

:lol:

[ODB]

That's a Scott Boras snake..be careful.

[cochese]

I called ask a nurse. She said cut an X in my skin and suck the poison out. I cant reach my own ass :(

Scott has not posted i'm sure he is on his way:lol:

[**CHRIS**]

I can never tell when someone is just joking on the internet... but that last line about being bitten on the ass just solidified it for me.

Nice kill!!! :lol:

[$hawn]

:lol: I just want to know what kinda snake it was that's all.....

[ShakinIt]

hmmm, let's see....


a dead one?



a trouser snake?



Alabama black snake?





...........

:P


seriously, go to the hospital and take the snake body with you, they can tell you and will be able to identify....especially if you need antivenom...

[ruler]

it is venomous you can see in the shape of the head. The snakes inter breed and sometimes the colors fade when they are chopped in half. I bet 5 pesos its a copper head or a half moccasin pug mix.

[$hawn]

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Damn!

[864I'DCaprI]

http://i118.photobucket.com/albums/o119/MustangMike1991/suicide.jpg

[$hawn]

it is venomous you can see in the shape of the head. The snakes inter breed and sometimes the colors fade when they are chopped in half. I bet 5 pesos its a copper head or a half moccasin pug mix.


I did think it was poisonous (sp) when i saw the triangular head. Thanks for the help

[hechambe]

Odd looking head. It does not look poisonous though. The head is more elongated than poisonous. Most poisonous snakes have a spade shaped head. You might want to concider going to the hospital if there is TWO puncture marks but it looks like he should have a bunch of small teeth I have been bitten by a 6ft oak snake it scared the shit out of me but it just bled a bit.

[99cobra281]

looks more like a banded water snake...but could be a macassin

[$hawn]

Maybe I can get my ass up in front of the mirror and snap a picture....i can't tell how many bite marks are there

[ruler]

were you trying to shit outdoors or was it gay rest area wide stance sex?

[hechambe]

i was thinking water snake also the head is not triangular enough.

[hechambe]

.....to be poisonous

[$hawn]

another picture...

[DrDirt]

Damn, you hacked the shit outta your driveway. You need to work on your hand machete cordination. One hack, one kill. That's our motto.

[$hawn]

I didn't mutilate it...someone else did, with a dull shovel!

[ODB]

were you trying to shit outdoors or was it gay rest area wide stance sex?
:lol: :lol:

[Iraq&Roll]

Banded water snake as was said before.

[harold harper]

it is a florida king snake or a rat snake(corn snake).i have a king snake that looks just like that is my pet.i caught him at my job 4months ago,he is 6 half feet long and very freindly.

[Strokd85]

i think it's a red rat snake..

[Lumberjack]

i got my money on a red rat snake fo sho

[DrDirt]

I'm in on red rat snake.

[$hawn]

I'm in on red rat snake.

I posted this picture last night of a rat snake and no one jumped on the band wagon then? http://www.southalley.com/dsnakes/corn3.JPG

[stangerang]

I didn't mutilate it...someone else did, with a dull shovel!


animal cruelty, its a non venimous snake. the animal PD are on the way. you'd better delete the evidence from this thread:lol:

[sohc beast]

banded water snake!

[Scott]

Scott has not posted i'm sure he is on his way:lol:


How can you type while holding onto someones nutsack ? :? :dunno:

You sir are talented !

[Lumberjack]

i definatly think its a red rat. and its most likey your neighbors and it just got out. I wouldnt tell anyone you chopped it in fucking half lol. your gonna break some kids poor heart. just think how many lawns he had to mow to buy that snake :nono:

[$hawn]

that was the SECOND snake.....looked just like the first. Others think it's a water snake (poisonous). I'm not going to let either bite my dog. It's not like it was a black snake.

[SLOWBOOST]

it is a florida king snake or a rat snake(cornsnake).i have a king snake that looks just like that is my pet.i caught him at my job 4months ago,he is 6 half feet long and very freindly.


thats not a florida kingsnake and if the one you have looks like that its not a florida kingsnake either. I grew up with them and the pattern is no where near close to what any kingsnake has.


The snake is just a red corn snake. not poisonous. I used to catch these and yellow rats in the woods with my dad when i was little. How did you get bit in the ass by anyways :lol:

[Lumberjack]

How did you get bit in the ass by anyways :lol:

he thought it was dead and was trying to slither it up his *edited* :whoa:

[$hawn]

I chopped its head off with my trusty lumberjack axe :roll:

[Lumberjack]

I chopped its head off with my trusty lumberjack axe :roll:

shiiiiiit. im like Hendrix nigguh. I chop 'em down with the edge of my hand... :wink:

[Stangonline]

They thought they killed it with the first chop, then went to T-bag it... then got bit...

[SLOWBOOST]

:lol: either way it happened, its still funny as hell

[harold harper]

thats not a florida kingsnake and if the one you have looks like that its not a florida kingsnake either. I grew up with them and the pattern is no where near close to what any kingsnake has.


The snake is just a red corn snake. not poisonous. I used to catch these and yellow rats in the woods with my dad when i was little. How did you get bit in the ass by anyways :lol:
this is what my king snake looks likehttp://www.flmnh.ufl.edu/natsci/herpetology/fl-guide/lgfloridana01.jpg

[shinysideup]

So why did you kill it? I like non-venemous snakes that eat mice, bugs, frogs.

Btw, Its a red rat snake as stated before.

[MiDiablo]

Ta'hell with all snakes, :mad: Nasty bastages! :lol:

[Adrenalin]

Ta'hell with all snakes, :mad: Nasty bastages! :lol:


What he said!

[SLOWBOOST]

this is what my king snake looks likehttp://www.flmnh.ufl.edu/natsci/herpetology/fl-guide/lgfloridana01.jpg



so then you have a snake that looks nothing like the one that was in question:lol:



but that ^ is a kingsnake.

[harold harper]

so then you have a snake that looks nothing like the one that was in question:lol:



but that ^ is a kingsnake.i said in my post if you read it right i said either and rat snake or king snake.i saw the first pic,and thought it was one of the two,but after seeing the close up photo i would agree on it beening a rat snake.:lol:

[Iraq&Roll]

It is/was a Southern Banded Water Snake. Google search and then put this thread to rest.

[stangerang]

it could have been a syurpent - they are known to eat lickatoads



http://www.tamparacing.com/photopost/data/500/medium/932328_20061116_screen024.jpg

[ODB]

southern banded water snake it is.....too bad you killed him.
http://www.snakesandfrogs.com/scra/snakes/images/banded_watersnake_juv_1.jpg

[Na306StAnG]

How can you type while holding onto someones nutsack ? :? :dunno:

You sir are talented !

:lmao: :lmao:

[$hawn]

so that's what it looks like whole...

[cochese]

How can you type while holding onto someones nutsack ? :? :dunno:

You sir are talented !

:-o I got it from watching you,am I doing it right?Or I can just ask Fulco or Sam how it should be done :dunno:

[hudsontitans]

yea i was going to say all it is is a banded water snake.. i'v been bit by them plenty of times, you might get a lil irratation around the bite but nothing too major. too bad you killed it, they're good to have around if you dont like frogs.

[hudsontitans]

ODB was 100% correct. i'v been dealing with snakes for about 10 years. its non-poisonious and it wont even bother you. you dont have to worry about going to the hospital.

[DimeonDubs]

screw getting bit by snakes...it sucks,mine always bite me

[MISSINGSTANG]

I just looked at this pic again, and I have to say Shawn your a horrible shot thank god that thig isnt poisines otherwise it would have had all the time in the world to bite you. Look at all the missed shots with the shovel I counted 10, give or take 5 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :nerd: :nerd: