Men!

[Ford DNA]

For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here's an update for you: Now days, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.

Men are like....




1. Men are like ...Laxatives ..... They irritate the crap out of you.

2. Men are like.... Bananas ....... The older they get, the less firm they are.

3. Men are like ...... Weather .... Nothing can be done to change them.

4. Men are like ...Blenders... You need One, but you're not quite sure why.

5. Men are like .....Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.

6. Men are like ... Commercials ....... You can't believe a word they say.

7. Men are like Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.

8. Men are like ..Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature.

9. Men are like .....Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

10. Men are like .Popcorn ..... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

11. Men are like Snowstorms .... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

12. Men are like ........ Lava Lamps ... Fun to look at, but not very bright.

13. Men are like Parking Spots . All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

[Tiffiny]

Fu Nny

[ODB]

I didn't get any of that.

[Badlatitude]

its funny how women are usually the ones who want to get married and guys dont give a fuck.. but here are plenty of reasons not to get married and if you do not to marry an american woman (which infact are the most useless , lazy and annoying women on the planet)

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[98DOHC]

12. Men are like ........ Lava Lamps ... Fun to look at, but not very bright.

Has anyone seen that show beauty and the geek?....yeah...nuf said...:lol:


Now days, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY?

Because they would much rather be filthy whores....;)


But besides that i found the others funny:D

Sorry if i was a little harsh. But.... ah i'll just stop here.

[Na306StAnG]

13. Men are like Parking Spots . All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

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[Ford DNA]

:redxdance

[Na306StAnG]

:redxdance

Really??? I can see it. :dunno:

[topher469]

5. Men are like .....Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.


oh come on admit it, ad-dick-ting too!!

if we're not why do women always come back?

[Lumberjack]

im not denying any of those accusations....giggity giggity :headbang:

[Mars_302]

women are like a surrealist painting, great to look at, but they dont make any fucking sense

[shinysideup]

"...there's ho's,.......and those that don't know they're ho's..."

[Krautburner]

I dont get what all the bitching is about.If you dont like it,then leave!

[Scott]

My version so we can tell the truth. :lol: :-o


Women are like....


1. Women are like ...Laxatives ..... They will make you feel shitty.

2. Women are like.... Bananas ....... They get soft in the bottom quickly.

3. Women are like ...... Weather .... Hot air 3/4 of the time.

4. Women are like ...Blenders... They make a lot of noise and can only do one thing.

5. Women are like .....Chocolate Bars .... The expensive ones are bitter.

6. Women are like ... Commercials ....... They talk about a whole lot of nothing.

7. Women are like Department Stores ..... Not many left that are worth a shit.

8. Women are like ..Government Bonds .... They take to long to mature and give little in return.

9. Women are like .....Mascara.... They typically thicken up in a short amount of time.

10. Women are like .Popcorn ..... They are mostly made of hot air.

11. Women are like Snowstorms .... Very cold and only come a few times a year.

12. Women are like ........ Lava Lamps ... Only work and curvy for a little while.

13. Women are like Parking Spots . To find a good one is rare and when you do you you don't get to keep it long.




How about that ? It took about 15 minutes. :D





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[Krautburner]

My version so we can tell the truth. :lol: :-o


Women are like....



2. Women are like.... Bananas ....... They get soft quick.




How about that ? It took about 15 minutes. :D





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Chicks with dicks?:whoa::lol:

[Crazy Eyez]

I dont get what all the bitching is about.If you dont like it,then leave!

+1 :lol:

[Ford DNA]

5. Men are like .....Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.


oh come on admit it, ad-dick-ting too!!

if we're not why do women always come back?

Because women are fucking bitches and men are much more tolerable. :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Ford DNA]

LOL Scott!

[Scott]

Chicks with dicks?:whoa::lol:


No ! :lol:

Referring to what happens to them after they find a man. I am going to edit that one a little, go check it now. :D

[Krautburner]

No ! :lol:

Referring to what happens to them after they find a man. I am going to edit that one a little, go check it now. :D

Ah,better.:lol:

[ShakinIt]

damn bunch of women haters in here, eh? :-o


Me, I love women, except for the one's driving shitty on the highway, with a phone in one hand and putting on makeup with the other....:roll:


Anyways, funny stuff :P

[Ford DNA]

^ I don't like most women, so the woman bashing stuff doesn't bother me. I'm not like most women anyway, so it usually doesn't even apply to me!

[ShakinIt]

I'm not like most women anyway

Chicks with dicks?:whoa::lol:

:P :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: ;)

[Scott]

LOL Scott!



You likey eh ? :D

[ODB]

all women are nuts.......or they will be as they get older..........true story!

[riverviewnative]

Good job Scott.

[Scott]

Good job Scott.


Thanks, I think we need a new thread about this later. :D

[Ford DNA]

< Has never denied being crazy!! But I'm medicated, so it's okay for me to be out in public. :D

[9150notch]

^ I don't like most women, so the woman bashing stuff doesn't bother me. I'm not like most women anyway, so it usually doesn't even apply to me!

Yeah you drive a freakin race car!!!!:D :crack:

[Scott]

< Has never denied being crazy!! But I'm medicated, so it's okay for me to be out in public. :D



All women should be medicated since 90% of them have some sort of chemical imbalance. This is why men die sooner, women take the life out of us or spend all of our money. ;)

[Ford DNA]

I thought it was the arsenic finally kicking in.