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topher469
09-19-2007, 12:09 AM
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?


Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?


Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?


Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?


Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?


Why is it that to stop Windows , you have to click start.."?


Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?


Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?


Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?


Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?


Why do cows fly on GoofyAuctions.com but the cheese is green?


When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?


Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?


Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?


You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff??


Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?


Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?


If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?


If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

Scott
09-19-2007, 12:11 AM
Funny and a well placed ad for that website.

topher469
09-19-2007, 12:14 AM
oh damn!! LOL I should have added my own web page somewhere in that!!!

shinysideup
09-19-2007, 12:31 AM
Why post all your spam email garbage here?

topher469
09-19-2007, 07:56 AM
Why post all your spam email garbage here?


With all the garbage in your every post I just figured I would give you something to bitch about:lol: :lol:

Ford DNA
09-19-2007, 08:44 AM
The mascara thing...it can be done, but it just doesn't feel right! lol

TurboRanger91
09-19-2007, 08:52 AM
Why post all your spam email garbage here?does it really bother you that much to read something funny?

Ford DNA
09-19-2007, 09:13 AM
He prefers to be angry, bitter, and crabby. :-)

98DOHC
09-19-2007, 09:50 AM
I found it funny. Along with the other thread. Reped ya for the other one.

shinysideup
09-19-2007, 10:25 AM
He prefers to be angry,crabby, and right.. :-)

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