mustang vs neon..almost lol

[.Seth.]

ok well today i got my srt rims for my car w/ no tires for 80 bucks, so cool,good deal and then on the way to drop off sum friends, im driving along a stretch of 60 and am getting pissed b/c im tired and i want to go faster than 45 in a 60 so once i see alittle bit of an opening i hit it and take it so i can hurry up n drop them off n get home, so after i get ahead of the old ppl going slow theres a mustang beside me so i speed up a little bit to go around another car and he gets right on my ass and i figure ok he jus wants to go around them too, but then hes on my ass and i can see him hitting it then letting off so i get over let him go by and he gets beside me n hits it so i hit it in 4th gear at like 50, very bad for my car, then we hit a light behind a few cars he rev's at me, i rev back so i spin them a little going into second and FINALLY we are wide open stretch and he wants to do a ricer fly by at like 80 instead of actually racing me, then we get to another light where i have to turn so i get in the turning lane and hes sitting w/ his arms out the window like wtf? when he jus sped off when we had at least 4 or 5 miles of open road ahead of us to run.

cliff notes: mustang gt revs at me, i rev back, get on a open stretch of road and he flys by me before i can even do anything.

[Doctor D]

what year!?

[.Seth.]

98

[Doctor D]

ROFL, so was it a baby seal or did it have anything done?

[.Seth.]

lol idk i know it had exhaust at least but i mean come on i drive a basicly stock neon ( no turbo on this one yet)

[Doctor D]

ohh i thought you had a turbo on it

[.Seth.]

^not yet, i should get a SRT turbo and mani soon tho :-D

[Chad99gt]

you would have ate him alive mustangs are fucking slow..

[InsaneCivicCoupe]

i agree

[.Seth.]

you would have ate him alive mustangs are fucking slow..


i think i would of beat him, but he was being a pussy and didnt want to slow down so we could get a run in

[BlackWind]

he was being a pussy, i picked up the rims for him today. Found em on craiglist...neway, driving a car like usucks in traffic around st pete/dt tampa area is stressful as hell, sure makes you appreciate the smooth ride of a big heavy rwd domestic. Its funny, the guy with the srt4 i got the rims from actually got in a wreck on his way to meet us at his house. A bitch in a civic pulled out in front of him and he knicked her going about 15. Cracked his bumper and basically misaligned all the metal in the front of his car. We met up with him while the police were determining fault, and he was telling me he was going to court for street racing friday. The jackass towtruck driver then got a prybar and tried prying the bent crossmember in front of the engine back like an idiot, and i just told him to stop, he got pissed but wtf, hes a fat old fuck, not an auto tech.

Cliffnotes; i like titties...and had a shitty day...

[MrNiceGuy]

mustangs are slow..any non FI neon can beat a gt mustang everyone knows that!

[.Seth.]

mustangs are slow..any non FI neon can beat a gt mustang everyone knows that!

when ever u want mannn, i really wanta see what my car can do before i put the turbo n shit on, so i can see the difference

[Chad99gt]

when ever u want mannn, i really wanta see what my car can do before i put the turbo n shit on, so i can see the difference


run my slow gt then

[I'm Slow]

Would be funny to see the mustang post a war story sayiong how he walked your ass:lol:

[F4A22]

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[BAMF]

i agree

Almost as slow as Civics, right? :-D

[.Seth.]

run my slow gt then


i'll run almost anyone lol, my shits slow i know that lol but im aint scerrreedd lol.....even if i do lose by a couple miles lol

[Chad99gt]

i'll run almost anyone lol, my shits slow i know that lol but im aint scerrreedd lol.....even if i do lose by a couple miles lol


man in another thread u said ur car is faster than mine? im lost

[.Seth.]

lol it was joke

[BlackWind]

Would be funny to see the mustang post a war story sayiong how he walked your ass:lol:

i was just thinking about that, it was a red gt with a tan convertible top, mexican guy, prolly about 35 to 40 years old. He was headed towards mulberry on 60, so if anyone knows him, watch out for a super great war story...

[.Seth.]

^lol, fuckin pussy lol

[InsaneCivicCoupe]

Almost as slow as Civics, right? :-D

ALMOST. but not quite... :)

[99cobra281]

the mustang would have walked him

[.Seth.]

b/c u know right? I've beaten GT's before

[GNEn!st]

funny i had a mustang encounter on the same road but it was with some young kid with a 88 white mustant trying to do 90 in a 50...

[.Seth.]

^theres lots of ppl that dont like to race but want to rev at u around here, i dont think ive had a clean run in about a month but thats not really saying much i dont race alot at all

[Steez]

That was me in the Mustang, its a '98 5-speed convertible GT with full bolt-ons and a PI head swap, betcha liked them wide tires on the back too?

Oh and the 'ricer flyby' ? You definately were buzzing along so I decided to drop a gear and show you what a basically stock SLOW GT does to even SLOWER cars :-o

Good run though, I was trying to yell about how slow your car was but I guess you didn't care?

And negatory on being Mexican and old, I'm 20. I'm 1/2 Rican, 1/2 Terrorist and I was definately listening to Bullet and I wanted to show you my pokemans

:lol:

[.Seth.]

what color top?

[Steez]

what color top?

Tan top, the old one was haggard and I needed a new one because it was all fucked up...

Now boost your neon and make it decently quick. A decent sized snail and get it tuned right and you may be able to rip off a decent time.

[.Seth.]

ok if ur shits so fast why did u bother reving at a neon? and why didnt u stick behind and race me??? seemed like an automatic


i still dont think its urs

[BlackWind]

^ if it is he is a retard.
Are you a fat ugly mexican? Are you an alien? Illegal maybe? Why arent you driving a van or an old pickup???
And you are def a ricer, cause you drove like you were in a civic...
If you want to rev at someone, come down my road someday and rev at me, i promise you that stang will be eating my ass...

[Steez]

^ if it is he is a retard.
Are you a fat ugly mexican? Are you an alien? Illegal maybe? Why arent you driving a van or an old pickup???
And you are def a ricer, cause you drove like you were in a civic...
If you want to rev at someone, come down my road someday and rev at me, i promise you that stang will be eating my ass...

Yeah, thunderbirds are fast! WATCH OUT! Nice try on the diss though, it made me laugh. Why try and act hard online? Don't be mad cause my POS convert can outrun a bigger POS neon.

You want to try my fox? Its just a baby 306 on spray... I even have a stock T-5 in there, just a king cobra clutch, I'll even bring it out on ponys with some shit ass hankooks.

And I doubt anyone wants to eat your ass, but what you do on your own time is your business.

:lol:

[.Seth.]

Yeah, thunderbirds are fast! WATCH OUT! Nice try on the diss though, it made me laugh. Why try and act hard online? Don't be mad cause my POS convert can outrun a bigger POS neon.

You want to try my fox? Its just a baby 306 on spray... I even have a stock T-5 in there, just a king cobra clutch, I'll even bring it out on ponys with some shit ass hankooks.

And I doubt anyone wants to eat your ass, but what you do on your own time is your business.

:lol:


produce some pics then ill believe its urs, and if it is urs, ur shit is slow, and ur a ricer

[Steez]

http://quetzalcoatl.org.mx/data/phoo/2006_01_01/DSC02994.JPG

Get your panties out of a wad, I was just fucked with you, don't get all emo and cry, I would never try to race during the day or whatever on a road cops could be on. I prefer the more subtle, dark road that isn't frequented by traffic or police.

[.Seth.]

^lol damn dude u really are him!!!! lol it wasent during the day lol, and theres always cops in 1 specific place on that road and no where else so i wasent to worried about it lol

[BlackWind]

^youd prolly win the asshole thing if you didnt type lol so god damn much, you sound like a fucking woman...

[.Seth.]

^suck my dick bitch!! no lol's there

[xixnasxix72788]

http://quetzalcoatl.org.mx/data/phoo/2006_01_01/DSC02994.JPG

Get your panties out of a wad, I was just fucked with you, don't get all emo and cry, I would never try to race during the day or whatever on a road cops could be on. I prefer the more subtle, dark road that isn't frequented by traffic or police.


dear fucking god what have u done to that civic? :-o wait its not a civic sorry all the euro trash and sideskirts and giant airplane wing clouded my vision is that a ford emblem brandished on that piece of shit?!

[.Seth.]

^.......its not really his

[S13DrIftMeKaNiCs]

"boom boom racing-our timing is so retarted our cars have down syndrome" thats the funniest shit i've ever heard in my life!! i think all mustang drivers r big headed dicks and they should be hung and shot, and we should get to drive all their cars off of the skyway!!:lol:


......yall should just learn to drive sideways, there is less shit talking to it

[.Seth.]

^u live in plant city? where at?

[S13DrIftMeKaNiCs]

ur seth right?? if so u know me, i'm kyle's friend with the 240

[.Seth.]

yeah im Seth, are u Nick?

[BlackWind]

yes its nick, and thats why he dont belong on TR...id love to see you post what you just said in Ford tech nick, make a new thread about your opinion and watch what everyone says...better yet, watch how fast you get banned...

[BlackWind]

and BTW, why hasnt this thread died already???
its old as fuck....

[ODB]

ok well today i got my srt rims for my car w/ no tires for 80 bucks, so cool,good deal and then on the way to drop off sum friends, im driving along a stretch of 60 and am getting pissed b/c im tired and i want to go faster than 45 in a 60 so once i see alittle bit of an opening i hit it and take it so i can hurry up n drop them off n get home, so after i get ahead of the old ppl going slow theres a mustang beside me so i speed up a little bit to go around another car and he gets right on my ass and i figure ok he jus wants to go around them too, but then hes on my ass and i can see him hitting it then letting off so i get over let him go by and he gets beside me n hits it so i hit it in 4th gear at like 50, very bad for my car, then we hit a light behind a few cars he rev's at me, i rev back so i spin them a little going into second and FINALLY we are wide open stretch and he wants to do a ricer fly by at like 80 instead of actually racing me, then we get to another light where i have to turn so i get in the turning lane and hes sitting w/ his arms out the window like wtf? when he jus sped off when we had at least 4 or 5 miles of open road ahead of us to run.

cliff notes: mustang gt revs at me, i rev back, get on a open stretch of road and he flys by me before i can even do anything.


This is the fiction forum right??

[.Seth.]

stay in the ford forum where u belong......nazi

[ODB]

stay in the ford forum where u belong......nazi

ok.......then you will stay here where you belong? and tell all your fictional stories? sucka'?:lol:

[Chad99gt]

"boom boom racing-our timing is so retarted our cars have down syndrome" thats the funniest shit i've ever heard in my life!! i think all mustang drivers r big headed dicks and they should be hung and shot, and we should get to drive all their cars off of the skyway!!:lol:


......yall should just learn to drive sideways, there is less shit talking to it


:lol:

[racingrick]

then the prince married the girl and they all lived happily ever after.........wait, is this fairly tale forum?

I have a 2000 neon
about 3 mustangs (I'm my 41st)
a 4 door new tundra
and an explorer. at the moment

In order of slow to quickest I'd have to rank them this way

Neon
my daughters power wheel 05 vert (she's 20 months old)
The explorer.
a snail on crank
the new tundra is neck and neck with the stock aod gt with a screwed up transmission, comes down to the launch.
an SRT
my daily driver mustang
1 million other mustangs
my race car coupe!!
that one of each brand of import they put like 100,000 dollars into.
another million race car coupes.

[Badlatitude]

"boom boom racing-our timing is so retarted our cars have down syndrome" thats the funniest shit i've ever heard in my life!! i think all mustang drivers r big headed dicks and they should be hung and shot, and we should get to drive all their cars off of the skyway!!:lol:


......yall should just learn to drive sideways, there is less shit talking to it

You have made every single person who reads this dumber :mullet:

[S13DrIftMeKaNiCs]

thanks bad latitude douche bag, i was just kidding. i sctually think mustang drivers r cocky as fuck but if anyone is really into doing their own work then they are respectable. and thanks for the shit talk kyle, very nice.

[.Seth.]

then the prince married the girl and they all lived happily ever after.........wait, is this fairly tale forum?

I have a 2000 neon
about 3 mustangs (I'm my 41st)
a 4 door new tundra
and an explorer. at the moment

In order of slow to quickest I'd have to rank them this way

Neon
my daughters power wheel 05 vert (she's 20 months old)
The explorer.
a snail on crank
the new tundra is neck and neck with the stock aod gt with a screwed up transmission, comes down to the launch.
an SRT
my daily driver mustang
1 million other mustangs
my race car coupe!!
that one of each brand of import they put like 100,000 dollars into.
another million race car coupes.
and????

[.Seth.]

dont get mad b/c someone who drives a ford is a douche bag

[bigjim2.5]

b/c u know right? I've beaten GT's before

Accent GT's

[.Seth.]

b/c u would know right????

[ODB]

I've beaten GT's before

Escort GT's??

[.Seth.]

no u both are wrong, corolla GT's

[ODB]

no u both are wrong, corolla GT's

:lol: :lol:
now THIS is the truth!:lol:

[.Seth.]

lol just b/c a lower level car has beaten a MUSTANG GT doesnt mean u guys have to get ur thumbs stuck up ur ass

[Sippi]

ok dick I have a vert mustang pretty much stock except for some exhaust so bring ur ass to tha track so I can walk you in ur lil 4 banger! Then once I do beat u maybe u'll stop talkin shit!

[90gtjeff]

hey, run my 11 second slow ass mustang. let me know when and were

[90gtjeff]

we will make it even like pinks, i will take one stage of nitrous off, and give you 3 cars. you talk shit, dont back peddle, ever heard of sand bagging? he was fuckin with you kid, dont get your hopes up, 98 gt's run 13.80's from the factory with a shitty driver. your neon is probably good for high 14's.

[Sippi]

ok who do u think would win between me and tha wanna be skittle!

[99cobra281]

sorry 90gtjeff i dont really think a 98 conv. gt runs 13.80s with a good driver never mind a bad one when a 99 cobra runs 13.40s-50s with a good driver

[69Boss521]

And once when the my little pony gang got in their super uber mega ultra gangster torque machine civics they rolled up on the get along gang like some punk ass bitches and shouted at them... " we like goat head " and proceeded to take a dump in a can of spam... little did they know the cheese helmet had stolen their socks and threatened to rule the world.

[.Seth.]

wow u guys are fucking stupid, once again ford ppl are being gay, stop trying to be Ethugs and chill the fuck out. did i ever say my shit was fast? I said I have been a few mustang GT's, thats all i said, so chill the fuck out and stfu jesus christ man, u ppl must not have a fucking life

[.Seth.]

ok dick I have a vert mustang pretty much stock except for some exhaust so bring ur ass to tha track so I can walk you in ur lil 4 banger! Then once I do beat u maybe u'll stop talkin shit!


did i ever talk shit? I started saying shit when ppl starting talking shit, so go suck a dick, u ppl take these things so fucking serious its rediculous like u think every comment is aimed at u and think its a neg. comment, chill out jesus christ

[scnat]

enough already