me vs baby seal

[shit_car]

so i am sitting in my bed room and hear an annoying car reving its engine at the local store, the whizz in on 28th street, and i am like w/e ghey then it does it again and again and like 5 min later i go out and walk my lazy ass the block to the store and see like 5 old guys huddling around this car. im liek this doesnt sound liek a car that 5 old guys would be amazed by then as i walk up there is this like 60 year ols man grinning his ass off half in his "brand new" 2001 viper r/t10 and i sit there for a couple min just listening to the old guys and the owner is bragging on his $10,000 exhaust system, and his $2,000 intake and $7,000 wheel and tires package he bought, and im like man is that thing fast, acting like some stupid kid, and he is like you bet your ass it is and he is like it goes 180+mph and all this and im like really i just put flowmaster mufflers on my foxbody mustang and asked if he wanted to race and they all laughed at me and i tried to tell them how my car was soo fast ans shit cause of the msd wires and dizzy i have on it and after about 5 min of trying to get him to race i ask him if he wanted to race a motorcycle, i told him i have an old carbed 600 suzuki and i wanted to see how fast it was against such a cool car, and he is like blah blah i have beaten brand new bikes on the highway and im liek ok well i just want to see what it would look like loosing by such a cool car. so we finally set it up and go from a 50 roll and i give him the hit and i am only in 3rd, i should have been in 2nd but w/e so he pulled about half a car till i got into the power band pulled about a bike on him then i shift into 5th (yea 3rd to 5th) and let him pass me again till i get in the power band again and start messing with him getting on it and letting off till he lets off at about 150, we stop for a sec and im like wanna go again and he is like this v10 sucks gas and blah blah blah so im like ok how about we go again from a 40 to 150 and loser buys a tank of gas, im liek you lose you pay 7 bux, you win i pay like 45, so we get going again and im in 1st this time, and he get the hit, i immediatly reel him in through the end of 1st and pass him in 2nd pull about 2 cars in 2nd, a bus in 3rd, and 3 busses in 4th, and another couple cars in 5th, those things pull harder top end i guess, but we get back to the whizz and he just rolls up and all the old guys are liek we heard the whole thing, it sounded bad ass and w/e and they were looking at that guy and were asking how bad he beat me and everything and the guy looks at me and i blurt out man that car is fast, he beat me by alot, and just smile at that guy and ride the block home put the beast in the garage. i totally forgot about the gas money, i was pissed, but w/e its only 7 bux.
oh yea i have a 1998 gsxr 750 with a couple things done.

[scnat]

man my eyes hurt

[Dudeman]

haha

[shit_car]

i know its long i appoligise, but i thought it was funny, and i thought i should share, by the way i really like your car,scnat, my dream car right now is a sc300 with the 2jz turbo swap in it.

[99cobra281]

nice kill but yea my eyes hurt to

[Sneakin Deacon]

feel free to start a different paragraph about half way...lol i think i read the same line like 3 times.

and atleast you were nice enough to not hurt his pride in front of the other guys. that was rather gentlemanlike of you.

[shit_car]

well thats what you get for going to southside, lol you read the same thing over and over. jfwy

[B18a1.da.]

thats tight. he deserved to get served but thats cool that u acted like that towards him.and didnt totally ruin his night in front of those guys.

[Dario99gst]

long as fuck but nice kill

[Doctor D]

lol, callin a viper a baby seal. but you cheated lol (bike=cheat hehe)

[GsT Racer]

do you actually have a mustang? if its built up a little bit i wonder what kind of race that would have been. but i was picturing how it would be at night a viper vs the bike. musta been sweet

and those viper guys are nuts. vipers are nice, but dang, $10k on an exhaust? thats more than all the money ive spent buying and building up my car. $7k intake geez those guys have too much money. toss me a grand or two, i wouldnt mind lol. good kill, good job not throwing it in his face either.






did i ever tell any of you about the time I put 3 or 4 bus lengths on a viper?

[Gooser]

well thats what you get for going to southside, lol you read the same thing over and over. jfwy

you live by the whizz in? man what a shit box.... we have the contract to maintain there floors (which is a lost cause)...

where in the hell would you run a viper in that area?

im calling....:bsflag:

[99cobra281]

i dont think its bs

[shit_car]

no b/s man, and i had a mustang , and it would have been a good race i think between me and the viper, my stang ran high high 11.s on the bottle. just cause you have a nice car doenst mean you cant drive in a shit hole. The guy that owned the viper i guess was friends with the owners or someone that was there.

[shit_car]

oh and you go onto 38th ave about 3 blocks east, and get onto 275 going north, and once you pass 54th ave north there is a nice little straight, then we turned around at the gandy exit and did it again for that same little straight. like i said no b/s

[Colonel Mustard]

this is the dumbest thread ever...oh my god you beat a viper on a bike...we should all have a god damn parade.....go hang yourself and prevent me or anyone else from interacting with you in society....:lol:

[shit_car]

^ serious? why would you post somthing like that you just waisted my time, and life,u dont like it then dont post about how you suck at life and have to only post negative about every else, i thought it was just funny cause this guy thought he would walk me.

oh and make sure you put ghey pics of your bike in your sig so everyone knows what you ride, ill make sure i swerve towards you if i see you riding so next time you wanna be a dick hole i wont have to listen to it. :)