dorifto projects FTW!!!!

[Jordan T]

nice project for sure.

heh, you know i gots a aw11. and ummm... you have a blacktop 4AG.

do you still have that 6spd with lsd tranny??????

[REY]

nice project for sure.

heh, you know i gots a aw11. and ummm... you have a blacktop 4AG.

do you still have that 6spd with lsd tranny??????

nope

[Jordan T]

Dammmmittt

[Jordan T]

matt this is dorifto projects not "s13 with fwd offsets projects"

JFWY!!!! loljk. i owned that car as well, i didnt drive it though.

[Got boost??]

i drove it everyday then the driveshaft fell out so i put a nut and bolt to hold it in and drove it some more:crack:

[jabtay]

http://www.tamparacing.com/photopost/data/500/corolla2.JPG

That car is just sexy...can I dry hump it? I almost picked up an AE last month for cheap, I am kicking myself now for it.

[Jordan T]

http://myspace-715.vo.llnwd.net/01512/51/79/1512399715_l.jpg
bought it from that nigga jordan. i already threw my FC Nardi hub and Nardi Torino and Broadway mirror on it. next is Modified N1 style exhaust off my supra, Bride Ergo, 5spd conversion, prob some R32 GTR rims, and when i get some cash an FC 2 way lsd.


my vip bitch!!!

[B18C5-EG]

whats drifting? i drive a corolla but corollas dont drift.

[Jordan T]

;) i can drift them

[Jordan T]

ill put my old s12 up for you people to drool over in a sec.

[+Waldo+]

sig.... white rolla looks really clean, great project:D

[Jordan T]

teh coupe hotnesss!!!

[Jordan T]

^^^

I SEEN IT!!!!

i know weve had are probs kev but damn that is fuckin nice. props,

[HellofaPrzeFghtr]

thanks bro. just wait till shes done. maybe this time i wont wreck mwahaha

[jabtay]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v384/rollingstock/becky013.jpg

Now there are 2 cars in this thread I want to dry hump :naughty:

[Jordan T]

youd want to marry it after you drove it.

[Shinmei2006]

too bad it doesnt run right now..lol

[Jordan T]

too bad it doesnt run right now..lol


whats happened to it?

[Shinmei2006]

the kid doesnt know....he says he's 75% sure its the fuel pump....although i dont think he has looked at it since he bought it...the car itself is baller..in much better condition than mine...and its a mk1

[Jordan T]

that sucks. i wonder if hed sell it back

[Shinmei2006]

prolly not he really likes the car and plans on fixing it as soon as he gets outta school fo winter break....he goes to UCF the car is in tampa

[Shinmei2006]

is that the show car that was for sale on ebay and at HIN? the one with the LCD speedometer?

[Projekt]

yes

[Shinmei2006]

baller

[djzstang1]

:smirk:

[Shinmei2006]

?..i hate emoticons

[djzstang1]

:dbird:
really........they hate you too.... bahahahah
dude put a pic. up of the 240,,,

[170k240]

i saw that green monster in the mall at clearwater w/e its called. i chuckled
*edit* maybe it wasnt that one, the one i saw was a pure shit paint job and deserved to be burned tothe ground. it has and sr in it though :/

[Shinmei2006]

DJs is baller trust me....cept for the "halo lights"..this has to be the only lime green 240 in the state lol

[djzstang1]

hmmm project MDX is a 98 ka... wanna run? barny purple vs. mdx shit green...lol

[djzstang1]

told the previous owner to keep the halo headlights and carbon wrapped hood...lol

[ilida]

Fangirl dirtbag.
English translation, POS.

Stance coilovers, 9k/7k
Tein t/c rods
Tein tension rods
Spacers
180sx Vlsd
Fujitsubo Legalis Sport Catback exhaust
97 ka24de
5speed conversion
Konig Rewinds, 15x7 +0, gunmetal
S14 seats
Nardi wheel
TJ spec tails
Hankook HR II, rear, which I do not recommend
Humho Ecsta SPT, front

http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h117/ilida/ddayilida.jpg
http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h117/ilida/car3.jpg
http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h117/ilida/IMG_1559.jpg
http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h117/ilida/IMG_2378.jpg

[Jordan T]

whats spoofed driving these days?

[Jordan T]

fangirl?

does that mean it has boobs?

[ilida]

Fangirl refers to a member of female fandom as opposed to male fanboys. This is often an important distinction if their behavior is considered different than men. Commonly, fangirls are less interested in debates on canon, and more interested in the (often romantic) relationships between fictional characters, such as slash and shipping fanfic.

I just learned that it means that, apparently.

So to answer your question, yes?

[Jordan T]

so you have boobs right?

[Shinmei2006]

:jerkoff:<--jordan....

[ilida]

so you have boobs right?

Ah, so the question was directed toward me rather than my car. :lol:

[Jordan T]

yes

[Jordan T]

:jerkoff:<--jordan....



3 a day keeps the doctor away

[Shinmei2006]

no fuckin way!!! i told a kid that in 8th grade!!! lol

[ilida]

I do, but they sag all the way down to my knees because my skin is loose and wrinkled like a 60 year old woman's. Sometimes when I run they swing around my neck and slap me in the face.

Why, you wanna take me out sometime?

[Jordan T]

I do, but they sag all the way down to my knees because my skin is loose and wrinkled like a 60 year old woman's. Sometimes when I run they swing around my neck and slap me in the face.

Why, you wanna take me out sometime?

reminds me of my shlong.

but yeah, ill take you out.

[Shinmei2006]

ok ok....please lets not get into nasty images...post up pics of cars...not of your saggy tits or limp cock

[Shadytrixta1]

I do, but they sag all the way down to my knees because my skin is loose and wrinkled like a 60 year old woman's. Sometimes when I run they swing around my neck and slap me in the face.

Why, you wanna take me out sometime?

Is that an open invitation or just for Jordan?Saggy boobs ftw!!! So Sat. around 8 is good right?

[ilida]

Did I mention that I have chin hair?

[Jordan T]

ok ok....please lets not get into nasty images...post up pics of cars...not of your saggy tits or limp cock


limp you say?

[Jordan T]

Did I mention that I have chin hair?


you might be interested in my brother?


runs for the hills motherfuckers!!!!!

:hide:

[Jordan T]

it looks sad. good project though

[ilida]

I only date plummers with hairy ass cracks.

[Jordan T]

I only date plummers with hairy ass cracks.


ummmm...

damn

got me there.

you wouldnt date a egoridden/perve/asshole?

[ilida]

Only if they are 500lbs and the sweat in their rolls has generated the multiplication of foul smelling bacteria.

[Shinmei2006]

she might have once (hehe)....but not now....only plumbers...
http://www.wyncor.com/wyncor/assets/images/qualified.jpg

[ilida]

she might have once (hehe)....but not now....only plumbers...
http://www.wyncor.com/wyncor/assets/images/qualified.jpg

Now that's what I'm talking about.

[Jordan T]

Only if they are 500lbs and the sweat in their rolls has generated the multiplication of foul smelling bacteria.


im like 185?

i dont have my crack showing but im such an asshole you wouldnt even notice it.

[ilida]

im like 185?

i dont have my crack showing but im such an asshole you wouldnt even notice it.

Does your fart smell like rotten rats at the bottom of a dumpster?

That appeals to me.

[170k240]

http://www.wyncor.com/wyncor/assets/images/qualified.jpg

this is my new project. it has some body panels that are cracked and need bondoing. its a work in progress. hahah:crack:

[Jordan T]

Does your fart smell like rotten rats at the bottom of a dumpster?

That appeals to me.


it possible with the right mixture of capitain morgan and taco bells "dollar menu" burritos.

[Shinmei2006]

haha...http://english.vietnamnet.vn/dataimages/original/images363921_tiger-man.jpg
rrawrr

[Jordan T]

haha...http://english.vietnamnet.vn/dataimages/original/images363921_tiger-man.jpg
rrawrr


id put my cack in her.

[Shinmei2006]

thats a dude you gay fuck

[Jordan T]

thats a dude you gay fuck


id still hit it

[ilida]

I think that will work.
But you still need to put on a few hundred pounds for me.

[Shinmei2006]

http://www.gruffy.grkov.com/images/images/nice_lady_body_builder_ugly_woman_funny_picture_fu nfry_resize.JPG
for Jordan

[Shinmei2006]

aww what the hell post up pics of said saggy tits and chin hair

[Jordan T]

http://www.gruffy.grkov.com/images/images/nice_lady_body_builder_ugly_woman_funny_picture_fu nfry_resize.JPG
for Jordan


holy shiit!!!

someone ms paint some laser beams coming out of her eyes.

[170k240]

:hitit: i finally got a chance to use this icon.... im a douche

[Jordan T]

:hitit: i finally got a chance to use this icon.... im a douche

whatever floats your goat.


i have a feeling REY wont like this thread.

[Jordan T]

I think that will work.
But you still need to put on a few hundred pounds for me.

are you plannin on nestling in the rolls?

[Shinmei2006]

http://img134.imageshack.us/img134/8018/niceladybodybuilderuglygk9.jpg

[170k240]

whatever floats your goat.


i have a feeling REY wont like this thread.

i concur. wtf are you guys doing up this early?

[Jordan T]

hahahahah

goood shit M8!!!!

[Jordan T]

ill be here till like 3

[Shinmei2006]

umm i'm an insomniac..and i'm supposed to be writing a paper thats due on friday...

[170k240]

me too prob, mid-terms in the a.m.

[Jordan T]

ilidas just lurkin like a....

lurker?

[ilida]

are you plannin on nestling in the rolls?

No, I like to make mayonnaise for my sandwiches out the goodness between the rolls.

[Jordan T]

fuck school

[ilida]

Ilida the Lurk.

[Shinmei2006]

umm no J..i want to make money by not doing manual labor...

[Jordan T]

No, I like to make mayonnaise for my sandwiches out the goodness between the rolls.


good recipe.

[Jordan T]

umm no J..i want to make money by not doing manual labor...

i stand on random corners of hillsbouro ave with my cocknballs on display. i get some decent money like that.

[Jordan T]

Ilida the Lurk.


you said it

[170k240]

umm no J..i want to make money by not doing manual labor...

edjumucatiun ftw!!11//^%(:crack:

[Jordan T]

im also a random hero.

its good pay.

[170k240]

that was a raunchy head...

[170k240]

since we're kind of back on topic, my REAL dorifto project is in my sig.

[Jordan T]

nice project frankie

[Shinmei2006]

http://mana_shrine0.tripod.com/MM-Mana-GoldyLocks.jpeg

off topic

[Jordan T]

i think ill go take a shit and think about how i just ruined my own thread.

[Jordan T]

http://mana_shrine0.tripod.com/MM-Mana-GoldyLocks.jpeg

off topic


i cant see shit

[Shinmei2006]

http://mana_shrine0.tripod.com/MM-Mana-Mullet.jpg

[170k240]

doing a tripod project?

[B18C5-EG]

nice project frankie
tanks! Should I bust out the terradactyl picture so I can be king of weird ass shit in Drifting Forum?
FYI TR bans hot linking from FF hahahaha

[Jordan T]

tanks! Should I bust out the terradactyl picture so I can be king of weird ass shit in Drifting Forum?
FYI TR bans hot linking from FF hahahaha


are you serious?

[Shinmei2006]

fuck



http://www.monsterjones.com/Kong_Pteradactyl3.jpg

[Jordan T]

doing a tripod project?


i think soo


photobucket that shit

[B18C5-EG]

My terradactyl pic > that by 1 million.

[Shinmei2006]

uta uta ...kusu kusu kusu kusu

http://fuckin-toyzaras.com/166988917_121.jpg

[Jordan T]

holy shit!!!!

donkey kongs got ilida the lurk!!!!

[Jordan T]

you guys just wait. ill bring out my all time fav random pic of alll timesesssses.

[B18C5-EG]

Im going to post it when I find it even if it gets me banned

[Shinmei2006]

http://www.futurama-madhouse.com.ar/weird/unk01.jpg

[Jordan T]

http://www.shanghai-ultimate.com/photos/John_Stamos-006.jpg


fuck you all.

[B18C5-EG]

http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j303/O_o-/690_dino.gif
there i told you it was fucking weird

[Shinmei2006]

Hahahahah Fuckin Rep!!!!

[B18C5-EG]

jordan will like this one and im sure rob will (if hes not banned hahaha)
http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j303/O_o-/chat.gif

[Jordan T]

holy shit, that dinosuar thing is fucking wierd

[170k240]

jordan will like this one and im sure rob will (if hes not banned hahaha)
http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j303/O_o-/chat.gif
hahahaah omg. wholey shit, if only rob was here to see that one. thats fuckin great. the other one is fucking wierd, but yeah you get rep for this

[Jordan T]

anymore projects?

[Jordan T]

sorry rey. random 10 page treads of retardation was not forseen by me.


ibtl!!!!!

[REY]

anymore projects?

Yes... please back on topic

[170k240]

ahhhh!!!! scatter! its the five -oh

[REY]

you all vote.... DELETE all non project posts or close and make new?

[Jordan T]

dont delete it!!!!!

its too fucking funny, lock it and let it slide. but do start another one. maybe sticky it?

[Jordan T]

i just cant help my randomness sometimes.

[REY]

dont delete it!!!!!

its too fucking funny, lock it and let it slide. but do start another one. maybe sticky it?

DONE !