The new whip!

[Sneakin Deacon]

Alright, so just to let everyone catch up a little bit, I got a 93 EG, it has a D16Z6 in it on a 150 shot. Iceman cold air intake, tanabe hyper medallion 3/4" racing exhaust, racingbeat exhaust manifold with ported 1/2" primaries, Bukkake Racing slap happy air shifter. Custom Huffy Racing pedals. APC Street Fyghter Kombat Assassin Killer body kit. and stock rims tucked on a 6" drop.

So yea, im out at Gandy lastnight and its mad packed as usual. I roll up real slow like and cut the engine off as im coming in (dont want the haters smelling my nos) I coast it to the back of the lot and start to let the air out of my tires, i usually run 5psi in the fronts, they are the pirelli 185/30/14's shits hook mad hard yo. Someone comes over and starts askin about the car and i tell them everything i can think of that i have done and they are soooo impressed. He points out his 91 Ford Escort and asks if i wanna race it, and i just giggle and laugh and say sure. So we get out on GIS and do our burnouts and get the tires nice and smokey, i musta gotten to 4th gear before i let of. We line up and he honks it off (my horn is hooked up to my purge) So were off and im spinning bad, im just banging the rev limiter (JUN ecu, i didnt want a redline but the highest they offered was 12,000, so i bought that) he is pulling away really hard on me, i think he had a 5.0 from the mustang in it, it sounded like a top fuel car, i mean this bitch was baaaddddd. We line up again and i open my bottle, i drop the tires down to 3psi now. We both line up and he honks it off as im spraying it off the rev limiter getting ready to sidestep it into 1st (it hooks so hard that way), third honk comes and SCREEEEEEEEEEECH im roasting the tires again and he is pulling away, i think he had slicks too cause like it never once spun the tires, and the road was really shitty cause i've never spun so hard before. this time it wasnt too bad, i caught up to him in 5th right as he let off. So the final run we set it up again, i drop the tire pressure down to 1psi and pull out my nail gun and nail the rim to the tire so they dont spin and i up the shot to a 200 shot. I start off in 2nd this time and he honks it off again, we go and im really not spinning at all, it was weird, lots of smoke but i was door to door with him. hit 3rd and im barely inching away, hit 4th and am about a fender out on him and then BANG!!!! my shit blew a rod right through the hood, true story.

91 Ford Escort 302 Top Fuel Funny car - 2
93 EG street car - 1

im going to have my mechanic put an h22 in there, he said the d16 doesnt like alot of nitrous. im just happy as hell i beat such a bad ass escort like that, glad i didnt run for money though, he kept trying to tell me it was stock, i know that bitch wasnt stock if it was keepin up with me.

[craZed]

You need the Junn bolt in rear wheel drive conversion.

[hondachris1994]

:bsflag:post video or ban lol :lol:

[Big Chris]

I know the escort your talking about, he covers his tires in super glue so that he doesn't spin.

[fresh&clean]

I know the escort your talking about, he covers his tires in super glue so that he doesn't spin.

Tell me your joking, what kind of suspension does he have on that thing then?

[craZed]

I know this car as well. He has welded his shocks solid.

[Sneakin Deacon]

wow he did? i knew there was some reason he wasnt spinning. thats some crazy shit, maybe ill go see if i can soak the tires in some Elmers till wednesday and if they will get stickier at the track.

and who the fuck wants RWD...thats for mullets...tires are just liek their owners...you make the tires push a bitch, your redneck hillbilly ass probably pushes bitches around too....but us FWD bois...our tires pull us...and i know, i pull some serious bitches!

[95gainfla]

:lol:


i dont think ive laughed this hard this that one night at the target on park st, and we were telling those guys in the civics that your bird was a v6 with dual electric superchargers, and one of the guys was like,"yea, my grandma had the v6 firebird, and that bitch was FAST!":lol:

[Sneakin Deacon]

:lol:


i dont think ive laughed this hard this that one night at the target on park st, and we were telling those guys in the civics that your bird was a v6 with dual electric superchargers, and one of the guys was like,"yea, my grandma had the v6 firebird, and that bitch was FAST!":lol:


wow....hello 1.5 years ago! :lol:

[YaNPeR]

haha damn ur crazy a 200shot on a single cam, i havent seen that escort out sounds nasty tho.

[Talon95]

You need that sweet vtec fluid son!! im telling you get some of that and you'll be murking bitches left and right

[74javelin]

[QUOTE=Sneakin Deacon;3690032]wow he did? i knew there was some reason he wasnt spinning. thats some crazy shit, maybe ill go see if i can soak the tires in some Elmers till wednesday and if they will get stickier at the track.
[QUOTE]

just use roofing tar it works way better. just put a nice thick coat on a day before you go out to race him again.

[accord95]

i know who your talking about, that my boy crx/NSXhybrid. :lol:

[scoobywrx]

vtec ftw

[Big Chris]

I heard from the grape vine that deacon has imported jdm vtec sauce for this weekend so watch out guys.

[C4_crusin]

how do you go from a V8 RX7 to a honda v-tecness?

-1 rep pt :D

[launch]

Mad tight yo..... Get that H22 and we will line you up with Kevins 3rd gen.

[to4b35]

LOL...Thanks for yet another entertaning read Sneakin.

[Sneakin Deacon]

how do you go from a V8 RX7 to a honda v-tecness?

-1 rep pt :D

gas mileage, reliability, high school bitches...id say you know how we roll...but you just dunno...fer serial!

I heard from the grape vine that deacon has imported jdm vtec sauce for this weekend so watch out guys.

WTF YOU FUCKIN NARK!!! you just askin to get some 60 weight oil in ya face bitch.

[ADVANGS]

wow he did? i knew there was some reason he wasnt spinning. thats some crazy shit, maybe ill go see if i can soak the tires in some Elmers till wednesday and if they will get stickier at the track.

and who the fuck wants RWD...thats for mullets...tires are just liek their owners...you make the tires push a bitch, your redneck hillbilly ass probably pushes bitches around too....but us FWD bois...our tires pull us...and i know, i pull some serious bitches!

LOL. That's great. Pullin mad biatches.....yo!

[24-7]

You need the Junn bolt in rear wheel drive conversion.

:lol:

[DriftingDJ]

I wish I had vtak.... it must be nice to be fast.

[Sneakin Deacon]

Because SneakinDeacon understands the fundamental physics that allow a Civic with VTEC to win. What actually happens is when the car hits VTEC, it sends a ripple through the space-time plane. When enough turbulence is induced, allowing the ripples to amplify into smaller wavelengths of larger amplitude. When the Civic hits one of these "waves", it folds space-time as it passes in between each wavelength, or crest. This allows the Civic to momentarily leap ahead in time, while the opposing car is left in the standard space-time frame. When the driver lets off or disengages from VTEC, the ripples refract and deintensify down to the normal space-time plane. At this point, your opposing racing wonders what just happened as your awesome Civic just embarrased them. This is why a Honda Civic is an undeafeatable car, thanks to it's incredible VTEC system.


thank you for the detailed explaination to these n00bs. for anyone who didnt know VTEC stands for Variable Temporal Energy Converter. not to be confused with variable valve timing and electronic lift control, which is found in USDM civics, as what i have, is only available as a JDM package.

[Sneakin Deacon]

see, this whole time, i thought his car would turn into dark matter. there goes my temporal mechanics degree...FUCK YALE!

[DriftingDJ]

Your car is fast, but in order to be unbeatable you must have the VTEC system. Because of the high horsepower your vehicle makes something different would happen. I theorize, that the ripples your car would cause to the space-time continuum would fold space in on itself, bending the universal plane inside out, and finally fragmenting into a completely different universe. From your prospective you may have destroyed your opponent, but in reality the universe you left would have collapsed in on itself; indefinitely, and all matter would hit a singularity and be destroyed as the mass of that universe you left goes to infinity. Meanwhile, in the new universe your car just created, by fragmenting space-time, you would discover that your cars displacement is automatically doubled because of the immense torsions your car made on the universal constant. Fortunate for you, every other vehicle in this new universe has had it's displacement halved, due to the enormous amount of energy your car pulled from the fabric of space-time.

So I mean to say is, please don't get VTEC, because you would doom us all to be crushed into infinite nothingness. Thanks, that is all.

If your big bang vtec theory is right then damn maybe I dont want vtak. :lol: :lol: :lol:

[ugly86integra]

damn kenny! lmao
i was laughing so hard i couldnt breath!!!!
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Hotcakes0007]

Because SneakinDeacon understands the fundamental physics that allow a Civic with VTEC to win. What actually happens is when the car hits VTEC, it sends a ripple through the space-time plane. When enough turbulence is induced, allowing the ripples to amplify into smaller wavelengths of larger amplitude. When the Civic hits one of these "waves", it folds space-time as it passes in between each wavelength, or crest. This allows the Civic to momentarily leap ahead in time, while the opposing car is left in the standard space-time frame. When the driver lets off or disengages from VTEC, the ripples refract and deintensify down to the normal space-time plane. At this point, your opposing racing wonders what just happened as your awesome Civic just embarrased them. This is why a Honda Civic is an undeafeatable car, thanks to it's incredible VTEC system.

That has to be the funniest shit i have read in a while LOL

[Hotcakes0007]

Your car is fast, but in order to be unbeatable you must have the VTEC system. Because of the high horsepower your vehicle makes something different would happen. I theorize, that the ripples your car would cause to the space-time continuum would fold space in on itself, bending the universal plane inside out, and finally fragmenting into a completely different universe. From your prospective you may have destroyed your opponent, but in reality the universe you left would have collapsed in on itself; indefinitely, and all matter would hit a singularity and be destroyed as the mass of that universe you left goes to infinity. Meanwhile, in the new universe your car just created, by fragmenting space-time, you would discover that your cars displacement is automatically doubled because of the immense torsions your car made on the universal constant. Fortunate for you, every other vehicle in this new universe has had it's displacement halved, due to the enormous amount of energy your car pulled from the fabric of space-time.

So I mean to say is, please don't get VTEC, because you would doom us all to be crushed into infinite nothingness. Thanks, that is all.

WOW!!!!:lol: :lol: :lmao: :lmao: