Me vs IS300 vs Cop vs Rent-a-Cop...

[URFUCT]

So Im heading home from the bridge and some drunk yuppies in a is300 Lexus on Westshore start fucking with me, they are laughing and flooring it and shit like they just left a strip club, just to show of I went ahead and cornfield them fuckers just to show them where they stand but in the process we both went flying past a cop going the opposite direction. He immediatley turns around and hits his lights and Im like "FUCK"!!! So I turn down Cypress and haul ass into a office complex and turn my car off and just sit for a few minutes. Next thing I know I see flashing lights from around the corner, but they are orangish, here comes the rent-a-cop in a white ford ranger with lights on top. He blocks my car in next to the building and says "I assume your part of the reason why cops are patrolling this area with their spotlights on". Its an older black security guard so I figured he'd be cool with me and I say "kinda". He says some bullshit like its his civil duty to let the cops know Im sitting there and that he could lose his job if he doesnt report it blah blah blah.... Then he says but I will cut you some slack if you can do me a 'favor' and gives me a wierd look and is grinning. Im like "WTF is this guy talking about", he says it like 3 more times in a round-a-bout way talking about a 'favor' and that I have too much to lose if he gets the cops over here, then he fucking unzips his zipper. Im like "fuck it", its not like Ive never done it before, so I give him his 'favor' (which took like 20 fucking minutes of hell) :mad: It really sucked, this dude dropped a huge load in my mouth, it felt like he hadnt cum in about 6 months, :puke: but he finally moved his truck out of the way..... so tonight kinda sucked (literally) but at least Im not sitting at Falkenburg waiting to get bailed out so it wasnt too bad, id do it again if it came down to it.

[Suicidal Racing]

ahhhhhhhhh..ahhhhhhhhhhhh:bsflag: :ibtl:

[fordaorm]

LMAO thats sum funny shit

[88RedRex]

Wow!!!

[WhiteHorseGT]

lol...will u crack me up man...btw will u coming out tonight right??

[Kirk]

:lol: :lol:

[JoCo]

your fucking crazy.

[fadedSTi]

wow

[BDIX]

forshizzle.

[I'm Slow]

:lol: what a night!! Nice meeting you last night man!

[Old Renegade]

don't know you but i will say that you are a f*&@ing liar! thats some sick shit

[URFUCT]

You guys can say what you want, but faced in the exact same situation Im sure you would have done the same thing.

[zeb0r]

lol. good story... good death? i guess ;/

[LS1Fever]

:lmao:

As soon as I started reading that, I knew where it was going.

[2g]

:lol:

[1Bad00SS]

I feel you bro.

[TheShow50h]

Spitters are quiters.

[Big Chris]

Spit or swallow?

[Colonel Mustard]

wow....

[Steez]

:lol:

I think I skreet raced the same guys. Silver IS by any chance?

[351coupe]

:lol: Damn man,I guess you got away with that one!The real question would be would you let him PITB????

[URFUCT]

:lol: Damn man,I guess you got away with that one!The real question would be would you let him PITB????Gotta do what you gotta do!:oops:

[AcidiCyn_]

:lol: Oh my lord..

[Sourskittle]

You prob. have him the HIV, but at least you got some action after your girl friend dieing in your last STi that hit that tree...:lol:

[urallfake]

hahahahahahahhahaha.

[slo_hatch93]

wow! will. Just wow!!!!

[URFUCT]

I dont really see what the big deal is, I just had to weigh my options.... cock in my mouth on Cypress vs. cock in my ass at Falkenburg. I value my freedom.

[Suicidal Racing]

the real ??? is do u feel like a less of a man now:lol:

[mofobucs]

that has happen to me...twice

[Jubee]

DAM


:-o :monkspk:


:lol: :lol:

[I'm Slow]

I dont really see what the big deal is, I just had to weigh my options.... cock in my mouth on Cypress vs. cock in my ass at Falkenburg. I value my freedom.

:lol:

[91180sr]

ur a gay ass bitch(no affense,and im sure there was none taken) but who says that?? U could hae made it a girl

[clean teg]

i would beleve it if you where a girl

[bottlefed]

was he atleast clean? any dingleberries or swamp sack?

[URFUCT]

was he atleast clean? any dingleberries or swamp sack?He was a little musky, he prolly does alot of walking around, once I slurped up all of the sweat of his dick with my saliva, it didnt really bother me to much, I was just concentrating on finishing him off.

[URFUCT]

ur a gay ass bitch(no affense,and im sure there was none taken) but who says that?? U could hae made it a girlTrust me, i would have picked a girl anyday, and for everyone who wants to know if I swallowed, I tried but I started to choke on it cuz it was such a large load I couldnt hold it all in my mouth, about half of it spilled down my chin and onto my shirt, and I gargled the other half of the cum to swallow it down easier.

[BDIX]

damn dude I shivered..

[URFUCT]

damn dude I shivered..Fuck that, Ive already done it once and Im not doin it again, go rub one out if you need too.

[AcidiCyn_]

oh my gah..

[Da9GRL]

wow!! Either way your getting it in the ass either from the renta cop or the jail.

[Boostin97SE-R]

:lol:

[bottlefed]

Trust me, i would have picked a girl anyday, and for everyone who wants to know if I swallowed, I tried but I started to choke on it cuz it was such a large load I couldnt hold it all in my mouth, about half of it spilled down my chin and onto my shirt, and I gargled the other half of the cum to swallow it down easier.

damn you are one sick mother :lol:

[wb_map3]

damn i hope your jokeing i puked when i read this shit and i would of gone to jail...

[Projekt]

will....i would think that after so many threads people would catch on.


apparently this isnt so, and for that i applaud you.

[Boostin97SE-R]

hooray 3 month old posts!

[Projekt]

hooray 3 month old posts!
its linked in pit road so ite getting traffic

[Shadytrixta1]

Not as much traffic as his mouth!

[kenive]

fuckin nasty

[Projekt]

Not as much traffic as his mouth!

oh sick burn!!!

[URFUCT]

*UPDATE*

I'm not sure if the guy had gential herpes at the time but I have recently developed sores on my lips and around my mouth and I know my girl is clean. I havent had them checked out yet but it looks like herpes, I didnt get a good look at his dick cuz it was dark out, but my guess is that he had genital herpes at the time....still beats going to jail tho.

[Boostin97SE-R]

*UPDATE*

I'm not sure if the guy had gential herpes at the time but I have recently developed sores on my lips and around my mouth and I know my girl is clean. I havent had them checked out yet but it looks like herpes, I didnt get a good look at his dick cuz it was dark out, but my guess is that he had genital herpes at the time....still beats going to jail tho.

that sucks, time for some valtrex :lol:

[chillllll]

*UPDATE*

I'm not sure if the guy had gential herpes at the time but I have recently developed sores on my lips and around my mouth and I know my girl is clean. I havent had them checked out yet but it looks like herpes, I didnt get a good look at his dick cuz it was dark out, but my guess is that he had genital herpes at the time....still beats going to jail tho.
Your girl WAS clean

[clifffaller]

lol, You are the coolest fucking person on tamparacing I was eating soup and I had to spit it out when I got to the bottom of the thread. Rep for you lol.

[DriftingDJ]

*UPDATE*

I'm not sure if the guy had gential herpes at the time but I have recently developed sores on my lips and around my mouth and I know my girl is clean. I havent had them checked out yet but it looks like herpes, I didnt get a good look at his dick cuz it was dark out, but my guess is that he had genital herpes at the time....still beats going to jail tho.

hey herpes is a small price to pay for getting out of a street racing ticket and a night in jail.

[TurboneticsT98 Supra]

yea lol hey i heard there was a fight at the causeway and some guy got stipped is it true??

[weekendsliderz]

dude thats fucking nasty.:wtf:
I think i just threw up.

[NitroGlycerin]

Did you tickle his balls Will

[MianoSM]

Damn...you should have just punched him in the baby maker.

[vanillagorilla]

This is from december.

[WhiteTegLs]

Heck naw AWD im either breakin my car or im dipping out on him peace

[scoobywrx2]

hahaha thats fuckn hilarious u sick bastard Will!! lol ..but id do just about anything for my scooby :)