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Old Mar 20, 2006 | 07:48 AM
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Default out at the g-spot a higher power told me i should post this and everyone on TR LEARN!

The new list of the TEN COMMANDMENTS

1. I am The VINCE!!! beleive in me.

2.Thou shall mot worship any gods other than VINCE!!!

3.Thou shall not take the name of VINCE in vain!!!

4.Remember to worship VINCE on the Sabbath!!!

5. Honor thy mother and thy VINCE!!!

6.Thou shall not murder unless under VINCE's consent!!!

7.Thou shall not have relations with VINCE's bitches!!!

8.Thou shall not steal from VINCE!!!

9.Though shall not bear false witness "lie" to VINCE!!!

10.though shall not covet "desire" anything that belongs to VINCE, for he is god and he can do that shit!!!

If you do not abide by these commandements laid forth, the higher power revealed to me that VINCE would strike down apon thee.
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MOTHERBITCHFUCKSHITDAMN!!!!!!!!...........DIIIIG!! ! BITCH!!! DIIIIG!!!
TEH WHIPS!!!

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Old Mar 20, 2006 | 08:23 AM
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Old Mar 20, 2006 | 09:01 AM
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Old Mar 20, 2006 | 02:15 PM
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you have something brown on your nose...no, a little to the left....oh wait, thats shit.
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Old Mar 20, 2006 | 02:46 PM
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Originally Posted by URFUCT
I heard that if your able to stick your toungue atleast six inches into the core of Vince's asshole you can be cured of Diarreah....
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