I was just PM-ing a friend, and after I typed it out, figured I may as well, share with everyone...

Raced a convertable C6 vette the other day. At the same place I raced Dave's Sc300-T. He stay'd like 2 cars back forever, then tried to do a "ricer fly-bye" on me !!! He got out about 2 car before I stopped him, then I pulled him by a car ( leaving me one car behind ), and I was in the middle of 3rd, and that sorry bitch let out !!! What a bitch. but he was like 90 years old, so just to see him use the car was insane...

Coming out of Wendy's yesturday, and I'm parked all the way in the back. So this old fucker is getting in his car ( which was not there when I parked there ). His wife was driving, so he was on the passenger side. I see his door open, but he doesn't fully extend it and hit my car, so I'm like, "ok fine". Then he sits his ass in the car and THEN fully extends the door and hits the neon !!! By this time, I'm about 2.5 car from him. I yelled at him, " hey, what the f^!k was that, your stupid old ass couldn't see brand new looking car beside you ?". I grabbed his door and started pushing his ass in the door with it, and shut him in. So, while still yelling him I get in my car. I roll the window down, and said, " F%%K YOU" and spit on there car. Stupid old people.... I wish they'd die and get it over with... I hope I die before I'm 60, just so I'm not a burden for everyone else to carry, which is about the deffinition of "douch bag". After that, I want to mail out " Jack Kavorkan DO-IT-YOURSELF Kits" to anyone over 65... I'm a calm, nice, mostly quite guy, just don't F with my cars...

 

I should meantion, my bottle in emty in my garage, so.. the vette race was on the motor/turbo with the stock exhuast on.

 

Damn..Go team red...Wish I had a turboed car

 

i understand that and all and feel you too but DAMN!! anyway he should have been more careful.

 

I proably would have done the same thing

 

damn that sucks man....old people suck teh big one.....

 

wow your gonna get shot one day lol

 

Should've kicked his mirror off.

 

wow old bastards....nothing like coming out of a store and seeing a big ass scratch or dent in your car....and i hate having to park in the back of the lot and still getting your car screwed up...its like wtf? did you pay for that paint job ass hole?...some people just dont give a flying F***K do they?

 

i hate bluehairs.


this one time i went to mcdonalds and this old bitch was right in the middle of 2 spots, and there was no other spots, so i SQUUEEEEZED my civic in the halfa spot(compact car bitches!!), and i had to climb out the passenger side with her staring at me the whole time since i couldnt open my door.

when i was leaving, i walked up to my car, and YANKED open my door and put a nice big dent in her passenger door and got in my car and left