Rat vs. Hawk...

[InsaneCivicCoupe]

OK... So Im driving down Dale Mabry this morning on my way back from Home Depot, and I get caught at the light at Northdale... While at the light, I happen to notice this little rat, well, BIG rat, running across Dale Mabry... Well as hes running across the busy highway, he barely escapes getting creamed by about 5 different cars... Then, as he makes it to the side of the street, inches from being home free,his luck changes... A big ass hawk swoops down from a tree, grabs him up, and takes him back into the tree where Im sure he later became breakfast... Definitely a textbook discovery channel type kill...

Hawk -1
Rat -0



0WN3D.

[TheShow50h]

Woooooooo woooooooooo!

[Jap]

I saw it !!!

That hawk didnt have no time for that w00 w00

[InsaneCivicCoupe]

Woooooooo woooooooooo!

:lmao:

My sig is teh WIN!!!! :lol:

[Steez]

Wooooo Wooooo!

I'll be waiting for my 6 skinny bitches and my 2 cheeseburgers

[InsaneCivicCoupe]

Wooooo Wooooo!

I'll be waiting for my 6 skinny bitches and my 2 cheeseburgers

:lmao: yeah as long as that bitch leaves the tazer at home this time... That was kinda scary, they asked to see my pecker, so I hop in the car with them, and then she asks her friend where her tazer is... I dont think Ive ever jumped out of a car that quick before :lol:

It was kinda akward having these 2 random drunk girls fondle me and stuff... I mean, usually Im the perv doing all the fondling :lmao:

So I take it you were there???

[Steez]

:lmao: yeah as long as that bitch leaves the tazer at home this time... That was kinda scary, they asked to see my pecker, so I hop in the car with them, and then she asks her friend where her tazer is... I dont think Ive ever jumped out of a car that quick before :lol:

It was kinda akward having these 2 random drunk girls fondle me and stuff... I mean, usually Im the perv doing all the fondling :lmao:

So I take it you were there???

I was the person that walked over to their car with you in the first place :lol:

Itsa me, Steez

Yeah the tazer thing wasn't working out, I got skurred n confuzed so I had to call gurry.

The cops go Wooo Wooo!

[InsaneCivicCoupe]

oh ok... Didnt know you had changed your name... haha... Yeah, guess those other 3 just didnt have the balls :lol:

[The Hedgehog]

Ok, owned, but wtf did I miss with this WOoooo WOoooo shit?...:lol:

[Jap]

you missed being at g-spot after everyone thought it was ghey and left ...

[The Hedgehog]

you missed being at g-spot after everyone thought it was ghey and left ...
ahh

[InsaneCivicCoupe]

Basically 2 sluts pull up in accord, while myself, Boosted4ag, CBRTRX, 1Bad00SS, TheShow5slow, and DriveSlow are standing around... They keep looking over, but stay in their car... I think to myself, hmmm, provocatively dressed sluts, sitting in car, no guy friends, just looking over at us smiling and listening to some baby making music... Long story short, I walk over with DriveSlow, I put the mack down and get them out of the car, bring them over to chill and shoot the shit, theyre drunk, they see a cop and the driver says "I dont wanna get pulled over. I dont got time for the wooo woooo"... We laugh, they wanna see my penis, so I go to the car, they get in the car, I say show me yours I show you mine, one lifts her shirt, the other says "wheres my tazer" I jump out, we chat for another minute, I get the digits, they leave, the end.

[InsaneCivicCoupe]

Now back on topic damnit!!!!!!

Hawk=1
Rat=DEAD.

[The Hedgehog]

Basically 2 sluts pull up in accord, while myself, Boosted4ag, CBRTRX, 1Bad00SS, TheShow5slow, and DriveSlow are standing around... They keep looking over, but stay in their car... I think to myself, hmmm, provocatively dressed sluts, sitting in car, no guy friends, just looking over at us smiling and listening to some baby making music... Long story short, I walk over with DriveSlow, I put the mack down and get them out of the car, bring them over to chill and shoot the shit, theyre drunk, they see a cop and the driver says "I dont wanna get pulled over. I dont got time for the wooo woooo"... We laugh, they wanna see my penis, so I go to the car, they get in the car, I say show me yours I show you mine, one lifts her shirt, the other says "wheres my tazer" I jump out, we chat for another minute, I get the digits, they leave, the end.
:lmao:...good stuff

[fathead]

and my thread gets locked??? psssssshhhhhhhhh.... like i said a certain mod has it out for me... :ibtl: "this isnt ffa"

[Steez]

Yes, but technically it IS a war story.

WE OWN DRUNK SLUTS AT TEH G-SPOT!!! WOOO WOOOOO!!!!

And then they pull Tazers out on us.

I'll be waiting for my cheeseburgers... I don't wanna have to choke a bitch.

:lol:

Oh and the rat got pwned hardcore.

[Jap]

and my thread gets locked??? psssssshhhhhhhhh.... like i said a certain mod has it out for me... :ibtl: "this isnt ffa"


Your right , this shit is funny lol

[InsaneCivicCoupe]

and my thread gets locked??? psssssshhhhhhhhh.... like i said a certain mod has it out for me... :ibtl: "this isnt ffa"

Technically, this is a war story... There is a kill involved... Literally...

And you are right, its not FFA, because there is no FFA anymore... Only FFA we have now is on TF, and some of us dont like TF... We are here for cars and racing, not socializing... So, appears to me as if this is the best suited forum to post this kill..

Thanks :)

[fathead]

Technically, this is a war story... There is a kill involved... Literally...

And you are right, its not FFA, because there is no FFA anymore... Only FFA we have now is on TF, and some of us dont like TF... We are here for cars and racing, not socializing... So, appears to me as if this is the best suited forum to post this kill..

Thanks :)



look at my post about sat night... im simply stating what was written in my thread :roll:

hows your race car coming along? :lol: :roll:

[95gainfla]

rofl, chris is a stone cold p-i-m-p.

also, what home depot did you go to? i work at the one near gandy.

[InsaneCivicCoupe]

look at my post about sat night... im simply stating what was written in my thread :roll:

hows your race car coming along? :lol: :roll:

Faster than your car is :lol:

[InsaneCivicCoupe]

rofl, chris is a stone cold p-i-m-p.

also, what home depot did you go to? i work at the one near gandy.

:lol: Just gotta keep that pimp hand strong :lmao:


We went to the Northdale Home Depot, by Gaither high school...

[fathead]

Faster than your car is :lol:



:roll: :roll: :roll: :( :( :( :(


you hurt my feelings :lol: :lol: :lol:

hey at least if i had 20k to put into a car it wouldnt be stuck in the 13s :dunno:

[CBRTRX]

you guys forgot about the outlaws, besides all the wooooo wooooo going on, and i hope she comes back next week with the cheeseburgers

[Jap]

Thats all you were worried about , the god damn cheeseburgers ..

[InsaneCivicCoupe]

:roll: :roll: :roll: :( :( :( :(


you hurt my feelings :lol: :lol: :lol:

hey at least if i had 20k to put into a car it wouldnt be stuck in the 13s :dunno:

What if I didnt wanna run any faster than 13's???? You know Florida always has these damn hurricanes... Gotta keep plenty of sandbags on hand ;)

[InsaneCivicCoupe]

you guys forgot about the outlaws, besides all the wooooo wooooo going on, and i hope she comes back next week with the cheeseburgers

SHHHHHHH.... You arent suppose to mention that... Theyre gonna come shoot your house now... :P

And yes, I believe they definitely owe us lots of burgers con queso... Im gonna starve myself until then to be sure I have plenty of room for the burgers... And while Im eating my burgers, they can eat our hot dogs :) :lol:

[Steez]

I need to bring the In-Laws, screw the Outlaws.

They better bring dem dur cheeseburgers, although might wanna be careful, they'll probably get us with the tazer when we go for the cheeseburgers.

Woooo Woooooooo!

[Doctor D]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v691/dsminduction/bubbrubb14.jpg notice avatar.:)

[TheShow50h]

*AHEM*



Wooooooo wooooooo. Hurricane Shaniqua rollin through!!! WOOOOO WOOOOO!

And that's right folks, no begging skanks got to ride on my 954. :D In other late breaking news, got the speedo up to 182mph. :D

[cubanprince1]

Basically 2 sluts pull up in accord, while myself, Boosted4ag, CBRTRX, 1Bad00SS, TheShow5slow, and DriveSlow are standing around... They keep looking over, but stay in their car... I think to myself, hmmm, provocatively dressed sluts, sitting in car, no guy friends, just looking over at us smiling and listening to some baby making music... Long story short, I walk over with DriveSlow, I put the mack down and get them out of the car, bring them over to chill and shoot the shit, theyre drunk, they see a cop and the driver says "I dont wanna get pulled over. I dont got time for the wooo woooo"... We laugh, they wanna see my penis, so I go to the car, they get in the car, I say show me yours I show you mine, one lifts her shirt, the other says "wheres my tazer" I jump out, we chat for another minute, I get the digits, they leave, the end.

Chris, did u piss these girls off with your little peepee and they pulled out a tazer on you :lol:

j/k....you guys are stupid lol.......

[InsaneCivicCoupe]

Nah :lol:, the problem was they were begging to see it, so I told them to show theirs first, so one girl shows her boobs but with the bra, so I showed her my cock inside my boxers, and told her i wouldnt take it out, til her boobs came out the bra :lol:

You gotsta give to receive bitches!!!! :lmao:

[cubanprince1]

truuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

[Steez]

Wooooo Wooooooooo!!