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Saturn Ion VS VETT-GIRL"Tamara" *FUNNY*

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Old Aug 29, 2005 | 12:44 PM
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Talking Saturn Ion VS VETT-GIRL"Tamara" *FUNNY*

Well i was out on saterday night at the"G" spot LOL
i raced a Green Turbo Focus from a 40 roll and pulled like 3 cars on him b4 4th gear. I guess he said he needs a tune??

So I head to the spot and watch these Three riced out cars get inpounded By TPD, as one is on Fire NAWZZ I suppose LOL.

But i wait till about Four o'clock and nothing good to run. Then........
This BMW 325i coupe wants to run me, so i agree from a dig,after warming up the tires since the last time the car was ran was like 11:30, Tires and engine warmed up and we go on my honk, I notice he is break reving , i think to myself "automatic?" LOL he gets a slight jump but by the time i get threw 1st im pulling about 3 cars b43rd gear i take it to 100 and shut down maybe 3 1/2 cars on him. He wants a 60(not my best spot) But still confident I would pull him, i give him the hit and real him in at about 70 and keep pulling to 115 and about 3 cars up.

Then this Green vette w/ an amazing looking yet loud Talking Girl getting out of the car. I guess she just ran a Black Skittle, Front mount and exhaust and intake? She asks him loudly, Why did you think you were gunna win whats so goddly done to it that you think youd beat a Vette!?!? He says he just wanted to run for fun thats all.
Well Im listening to the convo and decide to hop in and Introduce myself, Hi my name and id like to run the Vette, she says is it a Mustang?? I say ,NO, but its beaten a few in its day.
She says what is it. I say Saturn Ion.
She laughs and says why would i wanna do a thing like that?
Just to see how fast it is? I tell her
She then over hears im"LSJ_boy LOL on TR"and she all-of a sudden accepts the race, LOL. So we agree a idle roll nothing over 5mph, My tires are bald LOL. To 100mph is the ending speed. I hit the road and on her honks we are OFF.....I pull from the hit stay about 3 cars ahead into second she closes the gap to about 1 car and by 98mph she is at my bumper. But not fast enough I hit 100 b4 she even passes.
She tryed to tell me she is stock but when she listed her mods on here it was like a chip 373gears and an exhaust.
Shewants a 40 roll now still half way to the other side of the bridge we are off again 40 to 110 i had her by a car and a half then she passes at 120.
She says that little thing is Fucking quick. I laugh and give her the thumbs up we make our turn around and do a 60 roll(Like i said not a good spot) I pull her to about 100 and i cut out b4 she starts to gain so i could get the win. LOL But she drives past and gives a few honks as we go our own ways.
All in all not a bad night, but im sure she will think twice b4 laughing about a Saturd again Heheheee

I allso raced a Silver Ion 2.2 Mildley built w/a long list of mods and a 50shot of n2o. We went from a 15 roll and he hops out about a half acar or so and im realing him in by second gear we stay side by side for second as i start to pull away a lil bit in 3rd by fourth i had maybe a car on him wich is 100mph where his limiter is 108 so he had nothing left. Same thing from a 40 but i pull him out from the hit he gains back to the doors and by4th im gone ahead again. From a 60 he got the jumpas im chasing him down he hits the limiter b4 I get to pass him we were like side by side so, Ill live w/a tie. Nice guy real fast too. I bet if the limiter was higher he could give allot of cars some trouble. I dont wanna think about what the 75shot was gunna do!!??!!
So i guess I better start modding up instead of working w/what I got. By then it was 5:30 and i was dog tired and heade back home to my small little town an hour or so away LOL.
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Old Aug 29, 2005 | 12:49 PM
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do you got any more mods done? btw nice kill on the vette..


but a saturn is a GM too
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Old Aug 29, 2005 | 12:52 PM
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Originally Posted by 98SOM_T/A
do you got any more mods done? btw nice kill on the vette..


but a saturn is a GM too
Gapped spark plugs thats it, the rest is still what i had done b4.
I thought it was gunna be faster cuz it beat that skittle I suppose???
I knw my saturn is still GM but you cant hate the player hate the Game LMAO
I cant believe i got her from the hit, yet again she is Auto?I think.
She had these like 6inch high heels on and a red mini skirt and a black re-vealing mid drift shirt and boy that wind wasa blowing
She looked like Marilan Monroe(SP) doing that pose for that Mag LOL she was looking so hot!!!!
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Old Aug 29, 2005 | 01:13 PM
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Good kills, that Vettegurl sounds pretty annoying.

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Yes cuz she's all about herself , but what normal hot girl isnt??

Id deff like to see what she runs at the track, since i wont be able to go untill late october???
But she still is Very hot none-theless!!!!

J/p that was rude of me
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Old Aug 29, 2005 | 01:38 PM
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Good kill's....
Old Aug 29, 2005 | 01:44 PM
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congratulations, you beat an LT1 that cant beat an L98 from a high rpm roll.
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Old Aug 29, 2005 | 02:00 PM
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wow and she claims she is so godly fast..... good kills saturn boy
Old Aug 29, 2005 | 02:02 PM
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Originally Posted by LSJ_Kid04
Yes cuz she's all about herself , but what normal hot girl isnt??

Id deff like to see what she runs at the track, since i wont be able to go untill late october???
But she still is Very hot none-theless!!!!

J/p that was rude of me

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that is a great war story haha made me laugh, and yea the vette is slow seen it get beat before wasnt worth my race fuel
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