WRX vs Ricer in a Civic

[I'm Slow]

Well I am on my way to work on Faulkenburg and I am just driving the speed limit minding my own business, when this Black civic coupe 99' body style with AEM on the tag holder pulls out in front of me. No big deal! Well I am behind him in the right lane at a light and he cuts over to the left lane with cars in front of him and still cars in front of me.......all of a sudden he throws on his hazard lights and I am like .......ok......maybe it was an accident or something. He turns them off and the light turns green. I continue driving like normal and he puts the hazards on again this time when I am behind him again. So I say screw it and proceed to pass him when this damn Kia swerves out from in front of him (right lane) and cuts me off (left lane) . This ricer sees the oppurtunity and floors it while I have this slow ass Kia in front of me. So I pass the Kia and go after the Civic who throws his hazards on again . I flash him to slow down but he keeps haulin ass so that we can't line up :dunno:

Now I am getting frustrated at his riceness, we come up to the next light where I pull behind him and say "your gay!" while he is looking in the rearview. So the light turns Green and we take off ......he passes a minivan in the merge lane and I follow ......he is trying to pull on me but I just simply pass by him and wave good bye :sadwave: as I put about 3 - 4 cars on him!

After that I just let him pass by and just laugh! :-D

[Off-Topic]

good kill you bully

[I'm Slow]

:lol: he threw the hazards on me dawg! I flipped out and went crazy.......I started turning Green .....all of a sudden I turned into the Hulk! :lol:

[Off-Topic]

not the HAZARDS!!!!111!!!!! i love when people do that shit its so funny.

[BigBodySmith]

Now I am getting frustrated at his riceness
:lol: Good kill man

[fadedSTi]

nice kill. she broke in already?

[BigBodySmith]

nice kill. she broke in already?
yea, is she??

[accord95]

good kill joe, i thought you raced yourself when i read the title :lol:

[accord95]

btw, i got the car back, chipped and street tuned.

[myltwon]

god I love it when people hit the hazards :roll:

[lilzaneboy69]

dude i had the same thing happen to me. I was headed to st.pete and all of the sudden this b16 old hatch wants to race so he drops to 3rd and i drop into 4th and he guns it and this whole time hes in front of me so i couldnt pass but i was on his ass the whole time not letting him go newhere and all of the sudden what do i see.....HAZARDS! and let me tell you this happened 3 times in a row till i got frustrated so then he made the mistake of letting me get beside him and i actually dropped into 3rd this time and all i will say is bye bye lil ignorant honda and i was riding 2 deep to his 1 and my friend decided he throw on the hazards just to say F*** you to him. Now no offense to honda drivers or nethin but how come each person that throws on there hazards on me or my friends owns a honda i mean this ain a frickin video game if you win you win in my opinion and then throw up a thumps up to be nice not hazards cuz thats just bein cocky in my opinion. HAHA sorry for the long rant just got me all pumped up for a sec. :grin:

[jsimon9631]

dude i had the same thing happen to me. I was headed to st.pete and all of the sudden this b16 old hatch wants to race so he drops to 3rd and i drop into 4th and he guns it and this whole time hes in front of me so i couldnt pass but i was on his ass the whole time not letting him go newhere and all of the sudden what do i see.....HAZARDS! and let me tell you this happened 3 times in a row till i got frustrated so then he made the mistake of letting me get beside him and i actually dropped into 3rd this time and all i will say is bye bye lil ignorant honda and i was riding 2 deep to his 1 and my friend decided he throw on the hazards just to say F*** you to him. Now no offense to honda drivers or nethin but how come each person that throws on there hazards on me or my friends owns a honda i mean this ain a frickin video game if you win you win in my opinion and then throw up a thumps up to be nice not hazards cuz thats just bein cocky in my opinion. HAHA sorry for the long rant just got me all pumped up for a sec. :grin:

what car do you have that you can just think that you can drop it into 4th to beat this honda? I mean honestly just sounds like both of you are dumb and slow to me.

[UnitB18in813]

Haha...........

[I'm Slow]

what car do you have that you can just think that you can drop it into 4th to beat this honda? I mean honestly just sounds like both of you are dumb and slow to me.

:lol: :asshole:

[I'm Slow]

nice kill. she broke in already?


nope......I was shifting at like 5k!!!!! :lol:

good kill joe, i thought you raced yourself when i read the title :lol:

:lol:

[accord95]

you officially cannot say "ricer in a civic", because you used to be a "ricer in a civic", before you got the WRX. JFWY! i couldnt resist.

[jsimon9631]

you officially cannot say "ricer in a civic", because you used to be a "ricer in a civic", before you got the WRX. JFWY! i couldnt resist.

Joe wanted me to tell you that you are now the one that is a "ricer in an accord" :lol:

[accord95]

Joe wanted me to tell you that you are now the one that is a "ricer in an accord" :lol:

and you used to be a "ricer in a rsx" :lol:

both of you had altezza's and big wings, i've never had altezza's or a wing on my car. but i dont hold it against you guys, you both changed for the better. but you guys still arent allowed to call people ricers, thats like making fun of your own race. :lol: j/k

[lilzaneboy69]

well heres the deal i just put in my new clutch and had almost 500 miles so i didnt wanna push it so i dropped into 4th because i was afraid i didnt have enough miles on it to drop it into 3rd so i just dropped 4th 3 times and was keeping up wit the honda so theres the reason i dropped it into 4th until i got frustrated and said the hell with it and dropped it into 3rd. I wasnt sayin my car was the greatest or nething i was just stating my story how it went.

Oh and dont let me forget to thank you for the slow and dumb comment!:grin:

[jsimon9631]

and you used to be a "ricer in a rsx" :lol:

both of you had altezza's and big wings, i've never had altezza's or a wing on my car. but i dont hold it against you guys, you both changed for the better. but you guys still arent allowed to call people ricers, thats like making fun of your own race. :lol: j/k


hey hey Joe says that at least we arent STILL slow like certain Accords :lol:

wed rather be semi quick ricers tahn slow ass non ricers :-p

[Chris LS]

good kill joe, i thought you raced yourself when i read the title :lol:

:lol: haha thats funny! Damn joe, i thought you had a couple hundred more miles left!

[I'm Slow]

hey hey Joe says that at least we arent STILL slow like certain Accords :lol:

wed rather be semi quick ricers tahn slow ass non ricers :-p


:lol: LMFAO!!!! +1!!!!!!!!!!!!

[I'm Slow]

:lol: haha thats funny! Damn joe, i thought you had a couple hundred more miles left!

I couldn't resist the temptation!

[jsimon9631]

I need to check your car out Joe

[I'm Slow]

When you going on lunch? I am out in like 10 minutes!

[jsimon9631]

When you going on lunch? I am out in like 10 minutes!


lol I am at raymond james in st pete :) maybe ill check it out sunday?

[I'm Slow]

True, congrats! Are you still with us P.T. or no? Glad to hear that you also have such great internet time w/ the new j.o also! :lol: Sunday sounds good, I may even be at Supertarget tonight if weather permits!

[accord95]

hey hey Joe says that at least we arent STILL slow like certain Accords :lol:

wed rather be semi quick ricers tahn slow ass non ricers :-p

hey the accord hung side by side with joes stock WRX, i might be able to take him now with the cams, and the tune, crome pro. still got that No2 kit sitting in my living room, im waiting till joe goes to stage 2, that way he will have a chance. :lol:

ps. i love you guys

[accord95]

alberto got a new job???

[jsimon9631]

alberto got a new job???


Yeah business analyst at Raymond James :)

[I'm Slow]

More like TR post analyst! :lol:

[I'm Slow]

hey the accord hung side by side with joes stock WRX, i might be able to take him now with the cams, and the tune, crome pro. still got that No2 kit sitting in my living room, im waiting till joe goes to stage 2, that way he will have a chance. :lol:

ps. i love you guys


Even with spray......my stage 2 takes the W from a dig :naughty: I love bench racing! j/k!

[accord95]

Yeah business analyst at Raymond James :)

congrats, are you still working at progressive or did you quit completely.