Pony Lessons

[launch]

Beautiful morning for stroll up to the local WalMart to do some shopping I thought to myself so why not. And we are off. Strolling nicely down the hwy I notice that what looks to be an 03 or 04 Mustang making an effort to catch up to me. As he gets close the light in front of us turns red and he quickly jumps into the left lane and stages right next to me. Curiosity causes me to look over and see that this is a dark charcole or just a real dirty black GT with some cobra wheels on it. To boot there is a yourg guy dilligently consentrating on the light. As it goes yellow the other direction he starts to pick his RPM's up so I know it's on. I gernade him strongly through first, Bang 2nd and look to the rear view to see that he is beating his pony for all it's worth. As I shift to 3rd I notice he is about 3 bus lenghts back so I let off. Feeling dejected that his pony did not qualify for the rodeo he flys by and quickly whips onto US 19 where he proceeds to weave in and out of traffic like a pony just beaten who has escaped him master. Ride em cowboy!!!

[Blueboost]

:lol: I think I love you.

[DrDirt]

You brute you!

[jsimon9631]

baby seal killing!

[myltwon]

launch is such a bully, picking on slowstangs like that

[Sneakin Deacon]

man, walmart was the hotness today.

[stockcobra]

wow, u beat a 14 sec car. :nworthy:

[24-7]

wow, u beat a 14 sec car. :nworthy:



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Nice kill Launch.

[launch]

wow, u beat a 14 sec car. :nworthy:

I beat stock cobras also. Actually I usually do not post kills. This was just to keep the mods happy. However it's not like me either to turn down the chance to take a cocky pony down to the glue factory either unless my daughter is in the car in which case I would have gladly backed down.

[jdk]

wow, u beat a 14 sec car. :nworthy:

high 14's too, isnt it :naughty:

[launch]

high 14's too, isnt it :naughty:

Who knows but all I can tell you is you and stockcobra had better help this guy out cause his pony was so slow it was pitiful!!!!! :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

[jdk]

Who knows but all I can tell you is you and stockcobra had better help this guy out cause his pony was so slow it was pitiful!!!!! :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:


We'll smash him in the head with a hammer for having such a slow car. I mean what a tard.

[launch]

We'll smash him in the head with a hammer for having such a slow car. I mean what a tard.

Wow stop the violence, lol , You could just take him down to the dealership and talk him into a faster car. 05 Cobra, 150 shot, and some M/T dr's would be a good start.

[jdk]

Wow stop the violence, lol , You could just take him down to the dealership and talk him into a faster car. 05 Cobra, 150 shot, and some M/T dr's would be a good start.

05 Cobra huh.. dunno about that one, sounds almost as rare as the mythical 02 Cobra :)

[bottlefedLX]

Nice kill, I guess that is what happens when you don't know what is in the other lane. I was hoping to run you at the TRack event, but it looks like you may be too busy.

John

[Boostin97SE-R]

Good kill Brett! :nworthy:

[launch]

05 Cobra huh.. dunno about that one, sounds almost as rare as the mythical 02 Cobra :)

My bad seeing as I do not follow ponies around. How about an 05 Rousch w/ 150 shot and some drag radials. Now that could be bad ass :-D

[NitroGlycerin]

Good kill, bully.

[88crxsi]

I gernade him strongly through first, Bang 2nd and look to the rear view to see that he is beating his pony for all it's worth. As I shift to 3rd I notice he is about 3 bus lenghts back so I let off. Feeling dejected that his pony did not qualify for the rodeo
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

[Rolling Thundah]

Launch picks on slow stangs and even slower lt1's to make his kill stories!!

[SilverSleeper]

damn those kids and their haircuts...... and slow cars. he prolly mistook you for one of those wiggers that call themselves tunerz. good kill/humbling :)

[bitemark46]

Nice title, good detail, kept the reader intrigued, good climax, happy ending. ;) Great post launch. But the best of all is that is was a NOT a callout in the kill section. I give your post/kill 2 thumbs up! :thumbup: :thumbup: -Mark

[Rolling Thundah]

Siskel and Bitemark?????

[JuicedSS262]

[QUOTE=launch]I beat stock cobras also. Actually I usually do not post kills. This was just to keep the mods happy. QUOTE]


:wtf:


:-D

Good kill thug.

Speaking of Bitemark...Brett, do you know Mark? Very nice, NA Cobra. Should line the 240 up with him on track night.

[launch]

Launch picks on slow stangs and even slower lt1's to make his kill stories!!

I really do not pick on anybody I usually just race the guy next to me. Hell I'd even race you if you could keep that PILE running. I can just hear the excuses now..... Launch rips the thunder out of the hole and has a good 2 car lead as he heads for 2nd he can hear the thunder coming and all of the sudden it strikes.... Launch looks around to see what just happened only to see parts flying everywhere.... Launch scratches his head and figures it must have struck Andy's car again.... should I pull over and help?????..... Na, don't want to get too close.

ANDY, JMWY buddy!!!!

[accord95]

good kill launch

[Rolling Thundah]

I really do not pick on anybody I usually just race the guy next to me. Hell I'd even race you if you could keep that PILE running. I can just hear the excuses now..... Launch rips the thunder out of the hole and has a good 2 car lead as he heads for 2nd he can hear the thunder coming and all of the sudden it strikes.... Launch looks around to see what just happened only to see parts flying everywhere.... Launch scratches his head and figures it must have struck Andy's car again.... should I pull over and help?????..... Na, don't want to get too close.

ANDY, JMWY buddy!!!!

No no this sounds about right currently, except now the transmission holds the grenaded parts, lol! One day , I am a tranny short of having aq good car, sigh!

[bitemark46]

[QUOTE=launch]I beat stock cobras also. Actually I usually do not post kills. This was just to keep the mods happy. QUOTE]


:wtf:


:-D

Good kill thug.

Speaking of Bitemark...Brett, do you know Mark? Very nice, NA Cobra. Should line the 240 up with him on track night.

Thanks Dan. I guess since that your car is on the road now that come track day you can have your "King of Woodbridge" trophy finally. ;) I'll run you motor for motor. I just wanna see if I can read your license plate when you pass the traps. I have 20/20 vision ya know. ;) :D -Mark

[Scott]

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Good story BTW. :lol:

[JuicedSS262]

[QUOTE=JuicedSS262]

Thanks Dan. I guess since that your car is on the road now that come track day you can have your "King of Woodbridge" trophy finally. ;) I'll run you motor for motor. I just wanna see if I can read your license plate when you pass the traps. I have 20/20 vision ya know. ;) :D -Mark

Mark, for you only: I will run ya on the motor only at track day. I plan on making a couple NA passes and we will line them up. After that it's time for both barrels.

[Rolling Thundah]

Dan what kind of friend are you? I asked and you everybody gets sprayed! Dam Liar I am not coming to your partys and eating your food and messing up your house anymore if you keep this up!