im resubmiting my noob status

[Zeelo]

i have been browsing the site for a few months.. like 6 actually.. and i post once a month.. maybe. Now im back in full force since car is happy. i feel liek this is a dating post... so im going to put my pants back on. ok. i moved back out here after 12 years in Cali. I hated Northern Cali, Southern cali is awesome. I like the word Hella, and i have never banged a black chick.

oh yea my sizes are 34B-29-67

i shave it ALL. even my feet and ass crack..

[Rob]

wow...hello and...welcome?

[Keith]

you are a chick and you never banged a black chick??? bi??? :lol: oh yeah and welcome back...
-Keith

[Lil Jon]

bend over to the front, and touch them toes!!!!1

[Vito_Corleone]

WHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!

[OMGWetButtSecks]

:wtf:

[Zeelo]

if i was a chick.. if would have banged a black chick already, but since im of the male sexual orientation.. i still need to bang a black chick. (i just got back from LA and all i saw were hot black chicks everywhere. im not racist, might as well sample all nationalities... except one.. afghani.) oh yea thanks for the warm welcome.. lol :roll:

[Zeelo]

you guys fucking crack me up, thank you. I love communities of people with such mixed personalities. for that we can thank drugs and out grandparents.

[Keith]

Originally posted by zilofidelious
if i was a chick.. if would have banged a black chick already, but since im of the male sexual orientation.. i still need to bang a black chick. (i just got back from LA and all i saw were hot black chicks everywhere. im not racist, might as well sample all nationalities... except one.. afghani.) oh yea thanks for the warm welcome.. lol :roll:

what the fuck??? you said you had a 34B... do you have Moobies???
-Keith

[Zeelo]

augmentation. i was on that Extreme make over show.. i told them i wanted a vagina right behind my balls, and a set of tities BELOW my strong muscular chest. in a way i have the best of both worlds..

[MSP Chris]

Right....pics or ban!

[BlowncobraGirl]

:-DIt's a HOT guy:-D

[Zeelo]

HAHA ^^ shucks, she beat everyone to it. sorry chris and vito.. i sent her the nudes and she got them copyrighted.. in person ill have no problem wearing a sexy penguin thong for you, or a tight festive blue mexi outfit. like im a frijola frying bull dodging matador. oh yea the pic i was refering to is in gallery for you single sexy sweathearts out there.

[sunnydaze5193]

hey, ive talked to you in the chat before :) wheres my noodie pics of you?

[Zeelo]

you dig chicks, i dont provide pics for trendy bisexual girls. sorry/ get me drunk and take advantage of me with your trendy girlfriend wearing my little pony panties. ;)

[NitrousAcid069]

Originally posted by zilofidelious
augmentation. i was on that Extreme make over show.. i told them i wanted a vagina right behind my balls, and a set of tities BELOW my strong muscular chest. in a way i have the best of both worlds..


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i say we ban this weirdo.....

[Zeelo]

... of course its BS.... dude.. come on.. lol you believed it? pfttt and i thought i was a NOOB.