****WARNING......LONG READ****

So tonight I pulled into Sonics to grab a bite to eat. I park next to this white audi s4. Just as soon as I get out of my car this complete moron gets out of his car and starts asking me about my car. here is a brief over view of the conversation..
idiot....Is that car turbo?
me.... No
idiot... whats that on the front of your car that looks like an intercooler?
kenny.... its a cold air intake
me... yep, its a front mount intake system.
idiot... whys it have two pipes?I thought those only had one?
me.... It makes it look real.

So I'm trying to ignore this moron since I was trying to have a conversation with kenny and someone says something about the idiot wanting to run me for money. I asked him how much. He said $20. We agreed and tried to get him to give the money to a middle man but he assured us he was good for it. So the idiot then proceeds to ask me if I want to look under his hood to make sure i want to race for $20. As if i didnt know what I was getting myself into.. . He pops the hood and im like "ok great. lets go". He then asks to see under my hood.. "Sorry, my hood latch is broken and I can't open it" I reply. So he jumps into his car and I jump into mine. I hold my button down for about 5 seconds and the stock exhaust se-r is now rumbling pretty loud from the right front fender . Idiot goes..."I though it wasnt turbo?". My friend then proceeds to tell him we hit a bump on the way over and it knocked the exhaust off. So he gets in his car and takes off. We head to a spot and go from a third gear roll.. probably about 50-60mph. He counts to three and I pull him by about 2-3 football fields. He decides he wants a "top end" run on the way back. So we set it up again. He jumps the start a little and then backs off. We then run with him still about 1 car up on the start when i lay into it and poof.. he dissapears into my rearview again. He goes to act like he wants to go again but I have nothing else to prove. We get back to sonic and he wont pay up.. says he wanted to go top end.. I was well into the triple digits on the second run when I let out. He claims it was only 100mph.. But I dont think he realized that just because he was at 100mph doesnt mean I was.. I broke 100 long before that. So at sonic he starts acting like the little pussy that he is and wont pay up.. he even asked "Do you know who I am?" To which I replied.." I dont give a fuck who you are.... I want my $20 you owe me." So everyone hounds him about how he is a pussy and wont pay up and it turns out it was his moms car. I wasnt about to try and fight this guy as $20 is not worth me going to jail. However he did manage to hit kenny with his car . Anyone else who saw the episode go down can chime in with their thoughts on this queer and his anorexic girlfriend. here is the video of both races. you decide if he would have won had we kept going.

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im still trying to figure out who he thought he was. i hate people like that. his gf looked like she wasnt to happy with him. damn morons.

 

good kill

 

NICE!!!! I love the fact that its on video..... I wish I wouldve been there so I could take his girl... Wait, was she at least hot?????

 

Murder,Death,Kill.......... Sweet!!!
Nice video, what a Douche Bag!

 

yo, you forgot... "DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY STREET RACING TICKETS I HAVE?! I DONT GIVE A FUCK!!!"

this race was funny to watch from behind, but seeing it on video, and the camera man having to make a full turn to keep hm on camera.... pathetic.

 

yeah she was very tiny but cute.. Future golddigger of america candidate I guess. If she wasn't with him I would have bet money he was gay. Just the squeal in his voice gave it away.

 

"Pay up, It's not my fault your daddy bought you a slow over priced piece of shit that you dont know how to drive"

"Do you know who i am?!?"

"Yea, a snobby rich prep that doesnt know how to drive and sucks his daddy's cock to buy him an slow over priced piece of shit"


i was kinda of worried for you because he said he wanted to go from a dig and i saw the tires ya had on...persuaded it to 65, but even from a dig, if he got out on you, i think you woulda walked him pretty damn good. and i guess he should be thankful that mirror folds back because it was coming off if it didnt, i did feel like ripping it off and skull fucking him with it though. if that kid is out there again, i dont think very many people will forget who he was. His g/f did seem a little scared i should have went and comforted her, i mean i can understand how a 13 y/o girl could be persuaded to hook up with a 18y/o kid when his parents give him so much money, and he would be basically a trophy fuck to her

 

HAHA that was fun to record, seeing his face was priceless! That girl looked terrified when all of us came over to get the 20 bucks, but maybe for now on she wont be with Miniture Vin Diesel

 

im sorta upset, after lookin around some, that damn car weighs like 4000lbs, and has a dinky V8 in it...for some reason i thought it was twin'd...i should have ran behind ya and passed him up too

but then again, i guess thats fast to him, because he knows all the fast people in tampa...like mike, with the sr20det...whoever the fuck that is...and leon with the 350Z...which is fast, but is no where near the fastest by any means.