Attn: Intanse Performance And Sound Event

[GiDDeNz]

Hey guys, There will be a event on the 28th at INTENSE PERFORMANCE AND SOUND in Bayonet Point..

CAR SHOW< DJ's < GRUB...... and hopefully..naked girls kas far as the eye can see...

more info as the days roll on ....look for the PROJECT SLIDE_WAYS vcd(for your computer) on sale soon!!!!

here are the directions: OR any product info call 727-505-4135

FROM SPRING HILL/HOMOSASSA:
head south on US-19 take a left on SR52 go down 3miles on your right hand side..

FROM Tampa/PLANT CITY:head north on I-75/275 when you reach the bearass exit(exit 51) take a right go less than a block and take a left on US-41 head NORTH ABOUT 10-15 MILES(until you reach SR-52) take a left on SR-52 and head west about 12 miles and we will be in the left... you'll see cars every where..

FROM ST PETE> HEAD NORTH ON US-19 intil you reach SR-52 take a right head down about 3 miles and we will be on the right/

NEXT TO GOLD GALORE>>>>>>>look for comercial on MTV


BE RESPONSIBLE DONT DRINK AND DRIVE..


FOR ANY ADDITIONAL INFO EMAIL GiDDeNz@yahoo.com

[civichatch91]

dave ill be there let me no if you need help seating up call rich

[722ish]

Originally posted by GiDDeNz
BE RESPONSIBLE DONT DRINK AND DRIVE..



:nerd: maybe you can just get jacked by a durango hatch ;) f'ed up now are ya? :mullet:

[GiDDeNz]

yea so i was fukn this guy named mark (thisdude that whips around in a WRX )in the a$$ the other night. and after it was all said and done. HE has the nerve! o turn to me and asks" hey GiDDeNz...why do you always have to do that? Why can't we just cuddle?"; and I was like "now that's just gay.. man>>

hahaaha.............OWNED..


ererer GAY>COM....

JK


NOW 722ish don't go and kry.... i stilll luv ya..

[722ish]

Originally posted by GiDDeNz
NOW 722ish don't go and kry.... i stilll luv ya..


:asshole: :dbird:

go put a body kit on or something assclown:cool:

[GiDDeNz]

dont get all upset cuz your car doesn't go braaap braaap... (now that reminds me of something??????????? oh yea ..........it's the sound of my ass in the morning after a midnight feast at taco bell.(dick)..braaaap braaap ,,,,,,,,,braaaaap braaaaap)

don't be an rotary obsessed ass-pony...

HEY LET ME TELL YOU A STORY:

ass clown 1: Hey BraapBraap why doesn't this bodykit fit? All the other pieces fit but the rear valance just doesn't fit..

ass clown 2(A.K.A. BRAAPBRAAAP): it's a BOMEX kit isnt it?1 its not a braaap braap nor. can i get the other side of my brain working right...i guess i am just a ass clown

.ass clown1: yep i just dont know etiher why it wont fit. cuz it is supposed to man what the fuk braapbraap.but you are an ass clown

NARATTOR: "MEANWHILE BEHIND THE FASAD(sury spelling) OF THIS INNOCENT LOOKING CAR SHOP" (A.K.A 29 min later)

playing in the background "smack my bitch up"


ENTER STAGE RIGHT GiDDeNz(our hero)




assclown 1: hey baldy,this idiot just doesnt know why my fukn body kit wont fit
(pointing to braap braap)

GIDDENZ:man do i have to teach all of you ass clowns how a kit goes on ? Or do i have to TEA BAG EVERY ONE OF YOU?

BRAAPBRAAP:no just tell my sutpid idiotic retarded ignorant balding braap braap ass. how to put on the is fukn kit..

GIDDENZ: k............... well if you ........NO WAIT A MINUTE.. HAVE YOU TRIED TO PUT THE REAR VALANCE ON THE EXISTING BUMPER?

BRAAPBRAAP AND ASSCLOWN 1: (AT THE SAME TIME) Uhhhhh...ummmmm.....

BRAAPBRAAP: (scarcastically) GiDDeNz why would we want to do something stupid like that.........fukkn stupid ass..


GiDDeNZ:(saying with 100% confidence) Now BRAAPBRAAP. i will bet you a fukn million $$$that IT WILL FIT ON THE FUKN BUMPER...and if it doesn't i will run around naked at the show on the 28th.....

BRAAPBRAAP: ok YOUR ON ............FUKN ASS


LESS THAN 1 MIN LATER........THE FUKN SHIT POPS ON LIKE A CONDOM ON PROM NIGHT.. FASTER THAN THIS GUY BRAAPBRAAP CAN WOLF_DOWN A CHEESEBURGER(FAT ASS)


GiDDeNZ: see man i fukn told you..

BRAAPBRAAP: HOLY SHIT YOU ARE THE MAN>>> CAN WE CUDDLE??


GiDDeNZ: I hat to say that I told you so but i told you so.... fat ass
BUT DUDE HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU >>>>>DUDE THATS JUST GAY>>>



(THIS STORY/SCRIPT IS ENTIRELY FICTIONAL. if anyone can relate to this story it is concidencidental... how ever BRAAP BRAAP was not hurt in the process of this story..fatass

[GiDDeNz]

tamparacing meet tonight

come and hang have a good time

[Mike]

just saw it, GEE MARK THANKS FOR TELLING ME!!!!!!!!

[JDM-Civic-Coupe]

the 28th of what? march or feb

[GiDDeNz]

of feb ya missed it... it was a decen t turnout but we had to compete with the "cars aganist cancer" event on the same day... bad planning on our part.

has any one ever heard of a ZR-20?

[Biohazard34654]

A ZR-20 kind of sounds familiar

[GiDDeNz]

how about a z32 with a sr20det swap ????


THINK ABOUT IT??

-GiDDeNz-

[Biohazard34654]

HEY GIDDENZ, WHERES THE PARTY AT TONIGHT

[hunntyr]

Count me in