View Full Version : Complete FU*KING morons...
Sneakin Deacon
01-18-2004, 12:55 AM
well after the track and dinner and stuff i drove to sonic to say hi to some people and began my voyage to my way home, as i got on the bridge i was doing about 50mph to the hump and i hear the rice behind me fighting over their lettuce, but i notice the one in my lane is not stopping and is trying to get in the other lane but the guy wont let him. He jumps in the emergency lane and goes by me, and at first i was like im not even going to bother with these fucks, but then all i hear is like the sound of extremely hard rain...they were kicking up all the pebbles and crap in the emergency lane and this made me extremely pissed (i just washed the car tonight for the 1st time in months!) so i punched it and he jumped back in my lane and i just rode his ass and wrote down his plate number and called FHP about it. i guess his buddy saw me doing this or something because he then got in the other lane and slowed down to roll his window down and they started doing all these odd gestures to which i could only smile and give the appropriate 1 finger salute. it was 2 latin kids...the kept trying to get away while i was on the phone with FHP but to no avail i was on them like white on rice (which happened to be exactly what they were driving...a white fart can equipped 92-95 civic hatchback with the liscense plate I93 NDX (positive on the NDX part, I93 was kinda hard to make out, but how many white riced EG's have NDX on their plate?) while i was next to him on the phone with FHP traffic came up in his lane and he did the same emergency lane BS again and i just quit following cause i dont need them to hit a nail or something and trash my vette cause their pos asses cant drive.
so the pertinent facts - if you see a white 92-95 hatch with a latin kid driving, thats slow as balls, and has the last 3 letters NDX on his liscense please call *FHP if you could so kindly do that for moi it'd be much appreciated. He owes me some body work (got some nice chips in the hood)
defekt
01-18-2004, 01:23 AM
yea there was a asshole in a blue corolla that tailgated me and then passed in the e lane... i felt like brake checking him so bad...
asduncan23
01-18-2004, 06:18 AM
Sent you a PM - can probably help you.
VQ35DE
01-18-2004, 01:34 PM
sorry to hear about that man. that sucks
Sneakin Deacon
01-18-2004, 01:36 PM
i dont wanna sound racist...but the only time i have been in near misses and stuff on the bridge all the drivers were latin....incident before this 97blkZ and i were going down gandy and some kid in an accord literally went between us and we followed him a good 5-10 miles.
Scott
01-18-2004, 05:10 PM
Looks like we should take my Crown Vic. out there and start brake checking some assholes.
Sneakin Deacon
01-18-2004, 07:27 PM
or just follow them for a long long time see what kinda reaction we can get :haha:
is there a tampa bay crown vic club? ;)
WHY_NOT???
01-18-2004, 11:16 PM
Originally posted by FordMan
Looks like we should take my Crown Vic. out there and start brake checking some assholes.
you know that's my specialty, let me handle it next weekend! :wink::lol:
defekt
01-19-2004, 01:33 AM
i heard you hit someone going down gandy why not :lol:
hypersonic.shift
01-19-2004, 02:48 AM
sucks about ur vette...as far as a latino in a white civic though...goin down curlew towards east lake road i saw him swerving in and out of lanes arguing with two other guys, i flicked him off cause he almost hit me when he came by me...he kept yelln to pull over so we could fight...tiny lil guy...i followed him all the way to publix but he made a u turn and went away....big mouth on this guy.........sounds fun with the crown vic but we should find someone with a hummer
Terminator
01-19-2004, 02:52 AM
Originally posted by hypersonic.shift
sounds fun with the crown vic but we should find someone with a hummer
or we could just grab a bunch of crowbars and throw them at his car?? ;) ....actually a small paper ball would probably destroy the piece of shit...speaking of that....you can always throw shit?? :cool:
just some suggestions:nerd:
hypersonic.shift
01-19-2004, 03:21 AM
lmao sounds good terminator
Sneakin Deacon
01-19-2004, 10:29 AM
i was thinking more along the lines of some small pieces of porcelain... makes a really cool spider effect in the glass ;)
BigBadBuick
01-19-2004, 11:51 AM
Who needs a crown vic, I'll run 'em off the road with the Roadmaster!!
Originally posted by BigBadBuick
Who needs a crown vic, I'll run 'em off the road with the Roadmaster!!
Also out run then. Grandpa was gettin it done at the TR event. :)
HerHotRod
01-19-2004, 12:10 PM
Sorry to hear that.
Sound likes its time to have some pennies accidentally go flying out your window.:lol:
defekt
01-19-2004, 12:12 PM
that works.. did it a few times :lol:
especially when people tailgate you lol... throw em out the sunroof
BigBadBuick
01-19-2004, 12:22 PM
Originally posted by 24-7
Also out run then. Grandpa was gettin it done at the TR event. :)
Thanks. The whole grandpa thing is really getting funny now, I made the mistake of letting my dad take the car for an alignment saturday morning, he raced two people, and now he keeps trying to talk me out of the car. All he keeps saying is how great it drives and "how much will you give me for my car, trade in?" It's pretty funny.
Sneakin Deacon
01-19-2004, 12:28 PM
seriously, the buick has got to be the biggest sleeper i have seen. but fact remains, LT1's are slow ;)
WHY_NOT???
01-19-2004, 01:05 PM
Originally posted by compakt
i heard you hit someone going down gandy why not :lol:
:roll: I can't help it, you know the ricer rules, get as close to another car as you can before changing lanes! ;)
but hey we all make mistakes right :lol:
97blkz
01-19-2004, 01:39 PM
Ahh so aggravating to hear! I fear I will kill a moron for something like this if he doesn't kill me with his driving!
Sneakin Deacon
01-19-2004, 01:42 PM
i was suprised u gave up pursuit that night man....i cant remember if had the firebird or the laser though...i know brett was with me, and i aint seen him in forever.
hypersonic.shift
01-20-2004, 04:23 AM
pennies and such work just fine if thats all ya got.....but works really awesome is small ball bearings if u got em...they not only bounce forever but when they hit , they hit hard....nice cracks in glass and dents in the car.....by the way ..a stupid fact for yall did u know it is a felony to throw away american currency , imagine all the times u have thrown away pennies...i personally think pennies are useless.:dunno:
TAWS6
01-20-2004, 05:35 PM
Rusty Lug Nuts :D, and did why not realy hit someone? :lol: im not suprised
97blkz
01-20-2004, 05:47 PM
Kenny I have to stop myself right away or I go insane , I scare myself after I calm down and rationalize! Anger issue have bested me before I have come a long long way!
Sneakin Deacon
01-20-2004, 05:49 PM
i was on my way out the door at the stop light till brett yanked me back in the car and the light went green....there are some things that i believe should be handled accordingly.
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